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PDWe may not be able to give much but we can always give the joy that springs in a heart that is in love with God.
-- Mother Teresa
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QDƂAɂƂĂǂȂɕsȌʂɂȂ낤ƂA^łAÓłƍlƂF߁AɎ^邱ƂECłBi{c @Yj

RDߋ̂ǂɂȂȂƂYނAݎuĂƂ납珫ɌĐl؂񂢂ĂBuV䐳iZFی_jv

SD
̌Z킽Bꂩɂ͐MƌĂA̐lɍsȂȂA̖ɗ܂傤B̂悤ȐM̐l~Ƃłł傤B
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What use is it, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but he has no works? Can that faith save him?
(James2:14)

TDyAJ̃W[Nz

@A frog@

@A frog wanted to know about his future.
@He went to see a fortune-teller, then.
@The fortune-teller told him that he will soon meet a girl
@who would want to know him about everything.
@He was so happy to hear the result.
@However, he died on the next day.
@He was killed because a girl wanted to dissect him at her
@science class.
@Bingo!

@JG@

@JG̏ĂقƎvA肢tɉ
@s܂B
@āÂ悤Ɍ܂B
@uȂ̂ƂׂĒm肽Ƃ܂
@vƁB
@ꂵȂJǴA̓ł܂܂B
@JǴAɗȂ̃NXł̉UłɎEĂ܂
@łB
@哖

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WDyyށE낪z
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EwŎy܂邷ׂmĂlԂقǋx@V[[E}N[
Ewtyނ悤ɐlyސSȂ΁A₪Ă܂t̂敗̂悤ɁAS炢ŁAbĂ܂x@KV
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Ew낢Ƃ́Aɓ]ĂBw͂ĂTƁAl͂Ƃ낭ȂBdɂĂ悤ȂƂx@Oj
Ew낪͂΁AEǂł낢B͂ȂĺAς̂łȂƂ悭Ȃłx@]V
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When wine is in, the wit is out.
CƁAECbg͏očsB

PODyAJ̃W[Nz

@@fat@

@Your mama is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean
@the Whales started singing "We are family ..."

@ӂƂ@

@Ȃ̃}}͂ӂƂACŃWvĔэ񂾂A
@炪AuX́AƑvƉ̂̂oB

PPD
"Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill."
{͕̉^юłB{Ȃ΁Aj͒قAw͌\͂AȊw͗pȂAvl␄͒؂Ă܂B
(o[oE^bN}Fč̗jwҁj

PQD
"It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than education without the sense."
󂯂ĂǎȂA󂯂ĂȂĂǎق{f炵B
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PRD
A fool doth think he is wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
iWilliam Shakespeare, gAs You Like Ithj
҂͎ƍl邪A҂͎ƒmĂB

PSD
ߐlłƂALXĝ߂ɎłƂɂA_͎ɑ΂邲g̈𖾂炩ɂĂ܂B
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But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
(Romans5:8)

PTD㐢ɉc邩ȂƐUԂAlɐ^ɂȂBuΐ^qiMƁjv

PUDyAJ̃W[Nz

@higher education@

@Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!

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@ǂāAǂ́As@̒ŕ׋łH
@ނ́A]񂾂łB

PVD
́̕AVɂ킦ȂBł́AтAlēނƂ܂B
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But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in or steal;
(Matthew6:20)

PWDĈ悢𑗂낤ƎvȂAς񂾂Ƃ悭悹ʂƁAőȂƂɕ𗧂ĂʂƁA݂yނƁAƂ킯l𑞂܂ʂƁA_ɂ܂邱ƁBuQ[eihCc̑啶jv

PXDlɗ^鈤AɎc鈤łBiGo[gEno[hj

QODlԂ͕ЎԎdĂ͂ȂʁB邩ɂ͐łł˂΂ȂʁBuXMOiNwҁ^ҁjv

QPD
Ȃ̂̕ƂɁAȂ̐S邩łB
i}^CUFQPj
(Matthew6:21)

QQDlԂ́AڕWǂ߂铮łBڕW֓B悤Ɠw͂邱ƂɂĂ̂݁AlӖ̂ƂȂBiAXgeX@MV̓Nwҁj

QRD͌ɖ悤Ȑl݂BieEXRbgEtBbcWFhj

QSDylɊӂz
Ewӂ̋CAɂ邱Ƃ́AKɐƂmȕ@łx@TCECmY
Ewӂ̐S܂΍܂قǁAɐႵčK܂Ăx@KV
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Ew܂ƂɊӂ̐Ŝ̂؂ɂAʂȂƂƂȂA䂦łx@{ØZ
Ewӂ͍ŏ̔ł邾łȂAׂĂ̔̕łx@LP
EwbɊӂ̂́Abȏ̂̂ox@puAXEVX
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Ewu肪Ƃv͉CȂĂꂽ͂ꂵBu肪ƂvƑfɌx@KV
EwӂZpƂ́AlKɂ悤Ɠw͂邱ƂŎ̍Kӂ邱Ƃłx@vEEs[^[\

QTDIȓW]ƂƂڕWAɓw͂d˂΂̈O͕KBuRLiswiPSזEjv

QUDyAJ̃W[Nz

@scientist@

@What did one lab rat say to the other?

@I've got my scientist so well trained that every time
@I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.

@Ȋwҁ@

@p̂˂݂́ACɂȂƌł傤H

@́ẢȊw҂ƂĂP̂ŁAuU[x
@ނ́AXibNĂB

QVD
ĐlXɌꂽBuǂ×~ɂӂāA悭xȂBȂȂALȐlłA̐l͍̂̂Yɂ̂ł͂ȂłBv
iJPQFPTj
Then He said to them, gBeware, and be on your guard against every form of greed; for not even when one has an abundance does his life consist of his possessions.h
(Luke12:15)

QWDƗ̋CȂ҂́AKlɈ˗BlɈ˗҂́AKlBl҂́AKlɂւ炤Bi@@g@qƁEҁj

QXDƋl̈Ⴂ͈ȂBl͎CƎvĂB͎ĂƎoĂBiT@h[E_j

RODlƌA̎d̓VAVEƍꍞł΁AK肭BuidMi{dYВjv

RPDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Mother: What did you learn in school today.
@Son: How to write.
@Mother: What did you write?
@Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

@ǂށ@

@ꂳF́AwZŉȂ́H
@qF
@ꂳFȂď́H
@qF킩ȂȁBāAǂǂނA܂AĂ
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RQD
̎CGXELXg̕Ȃ_ق߂܂悤ɁB_́Ȃ傫Ȃ݂̂䂦ɁACGXELXg҂݂̒ꂽƂɂāAV܂ꂳāA]݂悤ɂĂ܂B
܂A邱Ƃ邱ƂAčsƂȂY󂯌p悤ɂĂ܂B͂Ȃ̂߂ɁAVɂ킦Ă̂łB
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Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who according to His great mercy has caused us to be born again to a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, to obtain an inheritance which is imperishable and undefiled and will not fade away, reserved in heaven for you,
(1 Peter 1:3-4)

RRD
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RSD
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.
-- Leo Aikman
ǂlm邽߂ɂ́A̐l̐l̂ƂǂĂ邩A̐l̐lǂɖڂقB

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RVD
Ɛ̗~͖łы܂BA_݂̂s҂́A܂łȂ炦܂B
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The world is passing away, and also its lusts; but the one who does the will of God lives forever.
(1 John 2:17)

RWD͕Ɏ̂łB͋o΁AGɂɂł낤B΁AGɂɂ̂łBiH@V@Ɓj

RXDTPBssȂǒNłBw[EtH[h

SODyAJ̃W[Nz

@@Windows@

@Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working
@properly if you open Windows.

@EChEY@

@Rs[^[́AGAR݂Ȃ̂AAEChE
@YȋjJĂ܂ƁAƓȂȂĂ
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SQDyNz
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EwSgɂĂΕKd͂܂x@m̂Ƃ킴
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EwlɂƂČN͖ړIł͂ȂBAŏ̏Ȃ̂łx@ҏH

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SSD
̐̕xłlɖȂBԂȂ悤ɁB܂AɂȂȂxɖ]݂uȂ悤ɁBނAɂׂĂ̕Lɗ^Ċy܂Ă_ɖ]݂u悤ɁB
iPeeUFPVj
Instruct those who are rich in this present world not to be conceited or to fix their hope on the uncertainty of riches, but on God, who richly supplies us with all things to enjoy.
(1Timothy6:17)

STD݂ȒNƐlς悤Ǝv񂾁BǌǁAȂBł͕ςBif@UE^Ej

SUDȃGlM[́Aコ甭ĂBiKcAuvj

SVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Never been before@

@I asked my wife where she wanted to go on her vacation.
@She said some place where she had never been before.
@So I took her to the kitchen.

@xsƂȂꏊ@

@x݂̓ɍȂɁAǂ̂ɍsq˂Aޏ͍܂ŁA
@xsƂȂꏊ֍sƌ̂ŁA
@͔ޏLbɘAčsĂ܂B

SWD
܂l̉vvAǂsɕx݁Aɂ܂Ɏ{Aŕ^悤ɁB
܂A܂Ƃ̂̂𓾂邽߂ɁAɔėǂbĝ߂ɒzグ悤ɁB
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Instruct them to do good, to be rich in good works, to be generous and ready to share, storing up for themselves the treasure of a good foundation for the future, so that they may take hold of that which is life indeed.
(1 Timothy6:18-19)

SXD
݂ɐe؂ɂAS̗DlƂȂA_LXgɂĂȂ͂Ă悤ɁA݂Ɏ͂ȂB
iGy\SFRQj
Be kind to one another, tender-hearted, forgiving each other, just as God in Christ also has forgiven you.
(Ephesians4:32)

TODɐtł˂΂ȂȂƁAS{悤w߂ĂBƁÂ̍lXȂĂA]XƗNĂBuKVidYƑnƎҁ^oc̐_ljv

TPDM҂̍ň̌_͔ނ̐łBiIXJ[EChj

TQD
I personally think we developed languages because of our deep inner need to complain.
tƂ͕̂sƂS̗̉~䂦ɔBĂ̂ƁA͌lIɎv̂łB

TRD
̕ɂĎ́Ǎɂ܂A߂̎͂󂯂Ă܂B͐_̖LȌb݂ɂ邱ƂłB
iGy\PFVj
In Him we have redemption through His blood, the forgiveness of our trespasses, according to the riches of His grace
(Ephesians 1:7)

TSDɂȂ肽BēɂȂ邽߁AȂ΂ȂȂBiETCE{g@W}CJ̗㋣ZIj

TTDyAJ̃W[Nz

@new swimming pool@

@Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new
@swimming pool.

@Give him a glass of water!

@Vv[@

@I@hÂƂɁAVv[̕W߂Ă
@lB

@ijނɁARbvt̐ĂI

@In A Cave@

@The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?"
@The guide:
@"There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

@AŁ@

@ĂόqFu̓Aɂ̓RE܂Hv
@KChFu͂A܂BSzȂĂ悢łB
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TUD̍ň̕aC̓nZałjłȂA͕sKvȑ݂ƂvłBi}U[EeTj

TVDyĐz
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TXD͉wтƂ邱ƂȂقǖmȐlɏoƂ͂ȂBiKIEKCj

UOD
݂ɔEэAꂩق̐lɕsƂĂA݂Ɏ͂ȂB傪Ȃ͂Ă悤ɁAȂȂB
iRTCRFPRj
bearing with one another, and forgiving each other, whoever has a complaint against anyone; just as the Lord forgave you, so also should you.
(Colossans3:13)

UPDlԂׂ͂Č̂łBߎŎ炷̂҂Ȃ̂łBi}NXELP@Ñネ[}̐Ɓj

UQDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Money@

@I've learned that the people who say,
@"Money isn't everything." usually have plenty of it.

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@uׂĂȂvȂǂƌlɌāA
@񂨋Ă邱Ƃ킩I

@In the middle of the Sahara Desert@

@1st entrepreneur: I've got a great idea.
@I'm going to open up a bar and grill in the middle of
@the Sahara Desert.
@2nd entrepreneur: That's a ridiculous idea.
@You'll be lucky to get more than one customer a month.
@1st entrepreneur: Okay, but just think how thirsty
@he will be!

@Tn̂ǐ^񒆂Ł@

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URD
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
-- Tenneva Jordan
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Should you not also have had mercy on your fellow slave, in the same way that I had mercy on you?f
(Matthew18:33)

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UWDfBAɂ́A̐mvȓBŁAF̒m錠ɕd邱ƁAl΂̂cݒ肷邱ƁA̖͂\Ď邱ƁAāAḧӌƕ񂶂邱ƂƂ܂B΋I

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gThis is My commandment, that you love one another, just as I have loved you.
(John15:12)

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@߂ẴZ@

@"I am calling you from a cell....
@Oh, you got a cell phone?
@No, I nevever got a cell.
@I am now in the cell and calling you from a public phone.
@???......."

@AZ(SjdbĂ񂾁B
@GAƂƂZigѓdbj񂾁B
@AZigѓdbjȂĎȂB
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@traffic signs@

@What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
@Some traffic signs say stop.

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@M@́A~܂̃TCo܂B

@Airline Announcements @

@On a lengthy evening Air Canada Flight with a somewhat
@"senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said,

@"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude
@and will be turning down the cabin lights.
@This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of

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@u݂ȂAq鍂xɂȂ܂BƖ؂ɂȂ
@B́A݂Ȃ̈炬ƁA斱̌ڂ悭
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VTD
The first duty of love is to listen.
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VUD
It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
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itEWEG}[\Fč̎vzƁj

VVD
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eAnd forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors.
(Matthew6:12)

VWDƂƓ͈̓_X݌ł߂ꂽ̂ɂłȂ̂łBiKcAuvj

VXD
Ȃ́Ab݂̂䂦ɁAMɂċ~ꂽ̂łB́AgoƂł͂ȂA_̎łB
iGy\QFWj
For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God;
(Ephesians2:8)

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WQD
̕ċAȂBƂẮA̍Ō̐lɂAȂƓ̂łB
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Take what is yours and go, but I wish to give to this last man the same as to you.
(Mattthew20:14)

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WSDxzIȂΕ͂OxzBiqeBj

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who has saved us and called us with a holy calling, not according to our works, but according to His own purpose and grace which was granted us in Christ Jesus from all eternity,
(2Timothy1:9)

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WWDlX͎BȂƂŷBihCj

WXDyAJ̃W[Nz

@brains@

@What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
@Pregnant.

@Q̓@

@Q̓]̂o͂Ȃƌł傤H
@Dw

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XPD
ꂪA̋~LXgECGX̌ɂĖ炩ɂꂽ̂łB
LXg͎łڂAɂāÂƕsł𖾂炩Ɏ܂B
iQeePFPOj
but now has been revealed by the appearing of our Savior Christ Jesus, who abolished death and brought life and immortality to light through the gospel,
(2Timothy1:10)

XQDNǂlƎv邱ƂڎwƁANǂłlɂȂĂ܂܂BAECȂBiH@N@쎌ƁEƁEvf[T[j

XRD
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, and then stand firm.
-- Abraham Lincoln
KuׂʒuɎ̑uAĂɂƗ悤ɂȂB

XSD鍼\̒ōłňȂ͎̂ȋ\ԂłBixC[j

XTDl̓ȂlԁAe厖ɂȂlԁAlɍlԂɁA^͂ĂȂBujianEXHƉjv

XUD
ׂĂ̐ĺA߂Ƃ̂ŁA_̉h_󂯂邱ƂłAA_̌b݂ɂALXgECGXɂ܂̂䂦ɁAȂɋƔF߂̂łB
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for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, being justified as a gift by His grace through the redemption which is in Christ Jesus;
(Romans3:23-24)

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XWD̐Ă邱̐ŋN邱Ƃɂׂ͂ČAꂪuvłBNʂuʁvłBʉƂ悤ɁAKʂ͗̂łB˓⒮

XXDscclX}΂Ȃ]ꐧNBiEsAXj

POODysKɂȂlz
Eŵ낢Ȗ́Aׂ邱Ƃɒ[𔭂Ăꍇ̂łx@EX}iT[
EwlƔrĂ̂lḰAvIȏKłx@bZ
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POQD
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even the righteousness of God through faith in Jesus Christ for all those who believe; for there is no distinction;
(Romans3:22)

PORD񑩂ĂAl̂߂ɐΐcƁBȂɂ낤ƍŌ܂ł߂ȂƁBif@^C^jbNj

POSDyAJ̃W[Nz

@church@

@A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before
@she dismissed them to go to church,
@"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
@Little John replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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@܂B
@uȂAł͐ÂɂKv̂łHv
@тqW͓܂BuȂȂA݂ȐQĂ邩v

POTD
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even when we were dead in our transgressions, made us alive together with Christ (by grace you have been saved),
(Ephesians2:5)

POUDlԂ͈̂ȂȂƂ̐ȐlԂƂȂĐMpł̂ɂȂ΁AłB^ɂȂĖفXƂĈA΁g悤ȂhŏĂB̂悤Ȑl̂lƎ͂Buؑفiwҁjv

POVD
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
qǂ͒Nł|pƂB́AlɂȂĂ|pƂ̂܂܂ł邩ǂłB
ipuEsJ\FXyC̉Ɓj

POWD
When I give I give myself.
lɉ^Ƃ́A͎gigjB
iEHgEzCbg}Fč̎lj

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PPOD
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for He says,
gAt the acceptable time I listened to you,
And on the day of salvation I helped you.h
Behold, now is gthe acceptable time,h behold, now is gthe day of salvationh\
(2Corinthians6:2)

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PPQDs͋Ă͂ȂAsȂl͐łȂBuԍEim[xw܎܎ҁ^wIgjv

PPRD
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who desires all men to be saved and to come to the [c]knowledge of the truth.
(1Timothy2:4)

PPSDlA̐lɕԂƂ߂BȂlA䂪gUԂAȂBiEq@̎vzƁENwҁj

PPTDԂƂ̂͋Ȃ̂ŁAΎ̊炪fĂBߖʂ΁AȊłBivElETbJ[j

PPUDyAJ̃W[Nz

@soup@

@At a restaurant, the customer said to the waiter,
@gHey your thumb is in my soup!h
@And the waiter said, gThatfs all right, sir. It isn't hot.h

@X[v@

@XgŁAq񂪃EGC^[Ɍ܂B
@uAȂ̐ew̃X[vɓĂv
@ƃEGC^[͌B
@uvłĨX[v͔MȂłIv

@cook@

@We try to keep him out of the kitchen.
@Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

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@́AނLbɓȂ悤ɂĂ܂B
@OAނ́AT_łĂ܂܂B

PPVDyECz
EwɉNɂ́AECKvƂBw͂KvƂBMOKvƂx@hbJ[
EwECƂ́Â߂ɌfƂɌȂ́BāÂȂӂ肵ڂ̂x@WEeEPlfB
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EwK𓾂ɂ́AlԂ̐̒ŁAECłKvłx@qeB

PPWD
́AlƎvĂ悤ɁA̖񑩂̂Ƃx点Ă̂ł͂܂BāAȂɑ΂ĔEϐ[̂łāAЂƂłłт邱Ƃ]܂AׂĂ̐l߂ɐiނƂ]ł̂łB
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The Lord is not slow about His promise, as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing for any to perish but for all to come to repentance.
(2Peter3:9)

PPXD̉y̕׋IĂAȏAɒeȂ悤ɁBxтCȂɒe炢ȂAނxłBixgEV[}@hCc̍ȉƁj

PQODyAJ̃W[Nz

@Teacher: Why were you late?
@Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
@Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

@ɂ͂Ɓ@

@搶F@ǂĒx񂾁H
@kF@߂ȂB@Q߂܂B
@搶F@ߌ̂RIII

@Robin Hood@

@Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
@Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing!

@rtbh@

@rtbh͂Ȃ΂_ē񂾂̂ł傤H
@nRȐĺA߂Ȃ̂ĂȂłB

PQPDȂ̂͐lł͂ȂBlɑ΂ECBiT[Eq[EEH|[j

PQQDu͂łvƎvuԂɐ͎~܂Ă܂BuFviNwҁjv

PQRD
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gFor God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life.
(John3:16)

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PQTDt̂قƂ̌ṕA̖]݂\邱ƂABƂɂBiI@[ES[hX~Xj

PQUDułvuNłvƂ̂͐΂Ȃɂ悤B̎A̎AׂƂɐ^ɑłݑĂ΁ANĂȂĂށBuAivԈ֎qIjv

PQVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@hang around@

@What did the tie say to the hat?
@You go ahead and I'll hang around!

@ԂԂ@

@lN^ĆAXqɂȂČ̂ł傤H
@܂iXqj́AiłIAilN^Cj́AԂԂ
@ĂI

@Error@

@Error is often more earnest than truth.

@ԈႢ@

@ԈႢ͐^lȂƂB

PQWD
Ȃ݂͂ȁALXgECGXɑ΂MɂāA_̎qǂłB
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For you are all sons of God through faith in Christ Jesus.
For all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ.
(Galatians3:26-27)

PQXDł͋삯ł΂قǁA̒R͌Ȃ܂Bio[gEA@AJ̕sYƁj

PROD邽߂̋@łBĂ邾ŁA؂ȐHN^łĂꂽAȂ͐Ȃł傤BɂaCArɗ炱AȂ͐̂łB͌Ĕł͂ȂAȂւ̑蕨Ȃ̂łBGUxXEL[u[EX

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PRQDyY݂Ăz
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PRSDyAJ̃W[Nz

@pharmacy@

@A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist,
@"Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

@"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.

@"That's it, I can never remember that word."

@ǁ@

@w҂ǂɓA܎tɐq˂܂B
@uacetylsalicylic acid@́A܂Hv

@uAXŝƂłHv܎t͐q˂܂B

@ûƂǍt́A΂ɎvoȂv

PRTDA woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying.

PRUD
ŏ̊mMI܂łۂ΁ÁALXgɂ҂ƂȂ̂łB
iwuRFPSj
For we have become partakers of Christ, if we hold fast the beginning of our assurance firm until the end,
(Hebrews3:14)

PRVD@x{̖ڂJB^邱ƂAѕzԂ̂͂ȂBJĂ܂̂ł͂ȂƋ҂ȂBif@uChlXj

PRWD
"Love's like the measles\\ all the worse when it comes late in life."
͂͂ɎĂBNƂĂ犳ƂꂾǏ󂪏dB
i_OXEEBAEWFh:CMX̌Ɓj

PRXD
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers."
Ƃ͂ǂւĂB삪ȂĂ݂܂AĖ񑩂AB
(jL[^EtVtF\A̎񑊁j

PSOD
݂Ƃ΂דȂBǂĂĂȂBesA₦ȂAӂ߁A߁A܂߂ȂB
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preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort, with great patience and instruction.
(2 Timothy4:2)

PSPDɂƂĎȂƂƎv̂́AuKɂȂ낤vƈӗ~ȂAKɂȂ͕̂s\ƂƂBuAitX̓Nwҁ^ҁjv

PSQDyAJ̃W[Nz

@A smarter government@

@This morning the president-elect Barack Obama said on TV,
@gThis isn't about a big government or a small government.
@It's about building a smarter government.h Hearing this,
@George W. Bush said, gOh, I get it! I get it! Okay,
@I'm leaving."

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-- John F. Kennedy
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PSSD
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Be on the alert then, for you do not know the day nor the hour.
(Matthew25:13)

PSTD{̏𖾂邭̂ł͂ȂAnɏZސ܂ł悤ɔzāAł̂sȂAgsȂƂzɏ]ĂAΈS̐E͊JĂł傤BuRGOYi{kjv

PSUDyAJ̃W[Nz

@fan@

@A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans.
@All of the hands go up except for one student.
@"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"

@"The Red Sox."

@"Why's that?"
@"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans,
@so I'm a Red Sox fan too."

@"That's not a good answer, Bobby.
@If your parents were both morons,
@would you be a moron too?"

@"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

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gThen the kingdom of heaven will be comparable to ten virgins, who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom.
Five of them were foolish, and five were prudent.
(Matthew25:1-2)

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PTOD
I've got my own lie detector at home. I call it 'honey'.
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For when the foolish took their lamps, they took no oil with them, but the prudent took oil in flasks along with their lamps.
(Matthew25:3-4)

PTUDyAJ̃W[Nz

@film@

@Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of
@film!
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@tB@

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Now while the bridegroom was delaying, they all got drowsy and began to sleep.
But at midnight there was a shout, eBehold, the bridegroom! Come out to meet him.f Then all those virgins rose and trimmed their lamps.
(Matthew25:5-7)

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The foolish said to the prudent, eGive us some of your oil, for our lamps are going out.f
But the prudent answered, eNo, there will not be enough for us and you too;
(Matthew25:8-9)

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And while they were going away to make the purchase, the bridegroom came, and those who were ready went in with him to the wedding feast; and the door was shut.
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But he answered, eTruly I say to you, I do not know you.f
(Matthew25:10-12)

PVQDTbJ[͖\҂키am̃X|[cBOr[͐am키\҂̃X|[cBif@CrN^X/҂j

PVRDyAJ̃W[Nz

@diaper@

@Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
@They should both be changed regularly ...
@and for the same reason.

@ނ@

@ƂƂނ́AʂĂ邱Ƃ܂B
@ƂAIɌサ܂ˁBRŁB

@Meals on wheels@

@What did cannibals say when they saw hunters driving
@in a jeep? gLook, meals on wheels.h

@HוԂɏĂ邼@

@W[vɏҒBāAlHl͉ƌł
@傤HuAHԂɏĂ邼v

PVSDVԉXAaɂĎ킸BiVqA掵\Ój

PVTD
āABuK̐lBȂVグėĂ̂łBȂ𗣂ēVɏグꂽ̃CGX́AVɏčŝȂƂƓLlŁA܂łɂȂ܂Bv
igkPFPPj
They also said, gMen of Galilee, why do you stand looking into the sky? This Jesus, who has been taken up from you into heaven, will come in just the same way as you have watched Him go into heaven.h
(Acts1:11)

PVUDlɍĂAƖڂグ΁Aɂ͏ŖĂ邵AމB܂ŋCÂĂȂŁA̐g̉̎鏊ɉԂ߂Bu؏Gqiwmjv

PVVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@The caller@

@My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she
@One morning a call came in for her. I said she wasn't in
@yet and offered to take a message.
@The caller said she'd phone back later.
@At 11:00 a.m., the caller tried again, and I reported that
@The last call came in at 3:30 p.m. "I'm sorry," I said,
@"she's left for the day. May I take a message?"
@"Yes," the caller replied. "How can I get a job with you?"

@db@

@̖̃}ÁAw@ɂĂԁA̖@œ
@Ă܂B
@ȂB𕷂B
@db́AޏɌقǓdbƌB
@PPɁAdb́AēxdbĂA}A͒Hɏo
@ƌĂB
@Ō̓db́ARROÁu݂܂vƌB
@uޏ͍͋A点ĂB͂܂Hv
@u͂vdb͓Buǂ΁A͂Ȃ̂Ƃ
@Ƃł̂ł傤Hv

PVWD
"No man is free who cannot control himself."
Rg[łȂ҂ɂ͎R͂ȂB
is^SXFÑMVA̎RwҁAwҁA@Ɓj

PVXD
"If you can dream it, you can do it."

iEHgEfBYj[F@č̃fBYj[nnҁj

PWOD
̎l͔ނɌBw悭BǂȂׂBȂ́A킸ȂɒA͂Ȃɂ̕C悤Bl̊тƂɊłBx
i}^CQTFQPj
His master said to him, eWell done, good and faithful slave. You were faithful with a few things, I will put you in charge of many things; enter into the joy of your master.f
(Matthe25:21)

PWPDĺA낤ƎvlłB̎vMlłBs藈肷钆œ͂łBʂł͓͂łȂBwȐl_ |PbgWxp189

PWQDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Meeting rules@

@Meeting rules for managers:
@1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a
@@ beginner.
@2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over;
@@ this stamps you as being wise.
@3) Be as vague as possible;
@@ this prevents irritating the others.
@4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be
@@ appointed.
@5) Be the first to move for adjournment;
@@ this will make you popular - it's what everyone is
@@ waiting for.

@c̃[@

@oc҂̂߂̉c̃[

@PDāAԒʂɂ͍sȂƁAȂƐVlƂ
@@@ĈĂ܂B
@QDcՂɂȂ܂ŁAȂƁB̂قA
@@@ƎvĂ炦B
@RDł邾A܂iȔjɂ邱ƁB
@@@ŁA݂ȂCCȂčςށB
@SD^₪΁Aψ邱ƂĂ邱
@TD̓csƁÂƂ́A݂Ȃ]ł邱
@@@Ƃł̂ȂԂɂ邱ƂłB

@Tower of Pisa@

@What makes the leaning Tower of Pisa lean?
@It doesn't eat much!

@sT̎Γ@

@ȂŁAsT̎Γ͌XĂ̂ł傤H
@HׂĂȂ炾I

@smartest state@

@Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
@Because it has 4 A's and one B!

@ȏB@

@ȂAAo}́ASĂŁAԁuȏBvȂ̂ł傤
@ȂȂAS́uvƂP́uav邩łB

PWRDSĂ̔|pȂȌ|p̌͊ӂłBij[Fj

PWSDNƂ͕aCł͂ȂƂƂł͂ȂBłɂƂłS̏ԂBun糌ܘYOYi96΁^V\jv

PWTD
A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
ɂȂj́Aޏ̋Cɉ̔zȂ̂łB

PWUD
͐_̍iłāAǂs邽߂ɃLXgECGXɂđꂽ̂łB_́Aǂsɕނ悤ɁA̗ǂs炩ߔĂ̂łB
iGy\QFPOj
For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand so that we would walk in them.
(Ephesians2:10)

PWVDnɂ͓ނB[𐶂ݏonƁAɂnBi@aF@GWjAENG[^[Eҁj

PWWDt҂Ƃ͉Hm[ƌlԂłBiJ~j

PWXDyw͂̌pz
Ewɂ悢ړI킸ɓw͂𑱂AŌɂ͕K~x@Q[e
Ew˔\̍͏Aw͂̍͑傫Bp̍͂Ƒ傫x
Ewp͗͂Ȃx
EwV˂Ƃ́AAw͂̌płl̂Ƃx@Go[gEno[h
Ew؂ȂƂ́AuA𐬂Z\ƔEςƂƂłx@Q[e
EwECA]AEρB̎OÂA̎R肫BǂЂƂĂ͐A񂼁x@{{P
EwEςƓẃA̓΂̐łłȂƂ͂Ȃx@WRtXL[
Ew\N̑ȂA\N؂ׂAO\NjȂx@̂Ƃ킴

PXODꏊAlmȂƂŃRcRcRcRcA떂Ȃŋ}ȂłĂA\NɉԂ炭BwȌoc_xiЊjP26

PXPD
_́AȂAɂׂĂ̂ƂɖāAׂĂ̗ǂ킴ɂӂ҂Ƃ邽߂ɁAb݂ӂ΂^邱Ƃ̂łłB
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And God is able to make all grace abound to you, so that always having all sufficiency in everything, you may have an abundance for every good deed;
(2 Corinthians9:8)

PXQDjq͐邩AzAzɈł߂Âׂ̂ڂׂłBi{@n@̎umj

PXRDsV̗ǂ͂߂ɗjȂBi}E[j

PXSDɒʂAg؂悤ȎvɔY݂AECەĂĂBꂻɂȂ鎩ŎAKŊ撣邤ɁAmbˊoƂ̂KAłBuKVioc̐_l^dYƑnƎҁjv

PXTD
_́Â݂܂܂ɁAȂ̂ɓĎu𗧂ĂAs킹Ă̂łB
ׂĂ̂ƂAԂ₩A^킸ɍsȂB
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for it is God who is at work in you, both to will and to work for His good pleasure.
Do all things without grumbling or disputing;
(Philippians2:13-14)

PXUDS͂ǂȂɔ߂݂ňtɂȂĂA󂯓ЋǂɎcĂ̂BisG[EhE}H[@tX̌Ɓj

PXVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Humor@

@Humor is falling downstairs - if you do it
@while in the act of warning your wife not to.

@[A@

@[AƂ́ẢɊKi痎Ȃ悤ɒӂ
@ĂŒɁAKi痎邱ƂB

@A friend@

@A friend in need is a friend to dodge.

@FB@

@ĂFBɂ͋߂ÂȁB

PXWDIB݂͂ȃhu̒ɂBł琯𒭂߂Ăz炾Ă񂾁BiIXJ[EChj

PXXDgƂȂA悵Ċ𗬂čs邱ƁB̖{CAM͂ς͂ɂȂBuLdNYiJWيْjv

QOOD
ꂼꂪ󂯂Ă̂łA_̂܂܂Ȍb݂̗ǂǗ҂ƂāA̎pāA݂ɎdȂB
iPyeSFPOj
As each one has received a special gift, employ it in serving one another as good stewards of the manifold grace of God.
(1 Peter 4:10)

QOPDnł邤͐łBnr[ɕsn܂BiCENbN@AJ̃}NhihnƎҁj

QOQD
Do your best when no one is looking.
-- Bob Cousy
NĂȂƂɍőPsȂB

QORD̓}CmeB[B̈ɂĔfBi}ng}EKfB[j

QOSDy̐z
EwKɂȂ{̃RcÁA݂ɐ邱Ƃłx@W[EEFuX^[
Ew̍Kmۂŏ̕@́Ał邩Kł낤Ƃ邱Ƃx@GIbg
Ew̍sĂ邱ƁAsƂSy߂҂͍Kłx@Q[e
EwKȐĺAߋ▢̂Ƃ܂lA݂̍sׂɔM邱ƂɈꐶłx@qEJ[\
EwqKɂȂ鎞ɍKɂȂr\\ꂱqKɂȂr߂̔錍łx@NXgtEAh
EwlKɂ邽߂ɂ́A򎖁iȂƁjȂ΂Ȃʁx@H열V
Ew킽Ɠ悤ɐƎ݂܂x@Q[e
Ew؂ȂƂ́Ał͈͂ɂ܂͖ڂ邱ƂłBꏊÁAuĂ󋵁BoA邱Ɓx@Rc
EwyB肪BтłBꂪKƂȂAVƂȂ悤Ȑōłx@V

QOTDMlAւ̊]ɖĂlAMĂ܂ȂlAlɕK^݂͗͂ĂBuMmiACXuCNВjv

QOUD
I wouldn't say my wife is ugly, but every time she sunbathes on the lawn a pair of vultures starts circling the garden.
̍Ȃ͏XƂ͌ȂAޏŐ̏œ鎞͂łH̃nQ^J̏n߂̂łB

QOVD

@gynecologist@

@A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was
@gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in
@front of a huge heart.
@When the minister finished with the sermon and after
@everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened,
@the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
@Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
@The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
@"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
@"I'm a gynecologist."

@YwlȈ@

@LȐSa̐̈tSȂāA݂ȂVɏW܂
@܂B
@ЂAȃn[g̑OɓW܂B
@qtAƏIāA݂ȂȂAn[gJ
@AЂA̒ɓAn[g͕܂܂B
@̎A҂̈lA΂n߂܂B
@ނׂ̗̒jAu΂Ă̂łHvƕ
@ug̑VlĂvƒj͓܂B
@uȂɖʔHv
@úAYwlȈłv

QOWD
ɂAlɑ΂Ăł͂ȂAɑ΂Ă悤ɁAS炵ȂB
iRTCRFQRj
Whatever you do, do your work heartily, as for the Lord rather than for men,
(Colossians3:23)

QOXD
@uȊwŏؖłȂƂ́Aς藝s\ȂɁBv
@wȂ̂ǂɂHx
@u܂BႦ΁ABv
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@if@e^҂w̌gj

QPOD
Freevolt Generates Electricity from the Air

Britain's Drayson Technologies announced a system that
creates electricity out of thin air to charge a small
energy from radio frequency signals in the ether and
turn it into usable power.

uC甭d wt[{gx v

p̃hC\EeNmW[AȂƂ납dCA
^dq@ivɁAŏ[dVXe𔭕\B
wt[{gx ́AC̍gM]GlM[W߂āA
gp\ȓd͂ɕϊƂB

QPPDł߂疳ƎvAʂ̂悤ɂȂ܂BłړI𗧂ĂāAǂ犮ł邩Aœ_iĂƂ؂łBLq

QPQD]NiTj

QPRD
Ȃ́A傩̕񂢂ƂāA䍑𑊑ĂƂmĂ܂BȂ͎LXgɎdĂ̂łB
iRTCRFQSj
knowing that from the Lord you will receive the reward of the inheritance. It is the Lord Christ whom you serve.
(Colossians3:24)

QPSDlKɂlKɂȂBwȌoc_xiЊjP143

QPTD
"There isn't person anywhere that isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can. "
ɂłƎvĂȏ̂ƂłȂĺAǂɂȂB
iw[EtH[hFč̎ԎYƂ̑nnҁj

QPUD
"The secret of business is to know something that nobody else kows."
rWlX̔錍́A̒NmȂƂm邱ƂB
iA.SDIiVXFMV̊C^j

QPVD
l݂͎̕ɂĒ߂B
lԂ͂ǂĎ̓𗝉ł悤B
i⼌QOFQSj
Manfs steps are ordained by the Lord,
How then can man understand his way?
(Proverbs20:24)

QPWDlɂ͎s܁AaC̂łAɂĐl[܂邱Ƃ邵Al̒ɂ݂邱ƂB΂肩Ȃ̌Vւ̃X^[gɂȂ邱ƂBuaYiqHw̑lҁ^}gw_jv

QPXDŜ͋l󂯁Â݂̂͗ނB\҂݂̂Bi Oj

QQOD̖{ɍׂȁAl猩ǂł悤ȂƂłĂARcRcƐςݏグĂBꂪFl̐lςĂBuRGOYi{kjv

QQPD
Life is two locked boxes, each containing the other's key.
l͓̌̂ŁAeX̔ɂ͑̔̌Ă悤Ȃ̂B

QQQDsȂȂAl̂܂˂قȂB܂˂΂łȂA肩̂Ȃ傫ȎsȂȂAiKł̎sĂ͂ȂȂBi@G@m[xw܎܎ҁj

QQRD
BȂ͎̐_B
͂Ȃ߁A
Ȃ̌䖼ق߂܂B
Ȃ͉̂̕svcȂvA
܂ƂɁAɐ܂B
iCUQTFPj
O Lord, You are my God;
I will exalt You, I will give thanks to Your name;
For You have worked wonders,
Plans formed long ago, with perfect faithfulness.
(Isaiah25:1)

QQSDʂɂȂw͂͂ȂBi Nj

QQTDyAJ̃W[Nz

@social worker@

@A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun.
@"I'm sorry," the social worker answers,
@"I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."

@\[V[J[@

@\[V[J[AeŁAɋāA
@uA܂̖vƌĂ܂B
@u܂v\[V[J[܂B
@úA\[V[J[AAiljȂv

QQUDyl̖ړIz
Ewl̖ړȊ́A邱ƁAłx@ܖ؊V
Ewl̖ړI͐邱ƂłA邱Ƃ͊邱ƂBтɖAA炬AɁA邱Ƃx@w[E~[
Ewl̖ړÍAׂĂƂ邱Ƃł͂ȂÄ̉ߒ݂ȂÂ炵𑗂邱Ƃɂx@qEJ[\
Ewxт͐l̗vfłAl̗~łAl̗͂łAl̉lłx@Pv[
EwuS̕avƂĒm邻̐_ԂɎ邱Ƃ́AׂĂ̋ɓIȖڕWłx@WF[YEA
EwlԈꐶɂÂ̎ȂBDĕ炷ׂȂx@R{풩
Ewl̂߂ɐslAllx@ACV^C
Ewl͒NłAꂽli𓾂邱Ƃlő̖ړIƂׂłx@T~GEX}CY
Ewl̖ړÍAKɂȂ邱Ƃłx@_CE}PS

QQVDsȂĐ͂ȂA΂ɎsȂ悤ɋCĂ΂肢΁AXP[̑傫ȂƂ͐ȂBuю׎YiVIy|pējv

QQWD
l̐Sɂ͑̌v悪B
̂͂育ƂȂB
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Many plans are in a manfs heart,
But the counsel of the Lord will stand.
(Proverbs19:21)

QQXDɂĂꐶĂƁAKxĂlĂ̂łBi呺@q@VRL@wҁE2015Nm[xwAw܎܎ҁj

QRODyAJ̃W[Nz

@pitcher@

@gWhy does a baseball pitcher lift one leg when he throws?h
@And he replied, gBecause he would fall if he lifted both legsh

@sb[@

@N͖싅Iɂ˂܂B
@uǂăsb[́A{[𓊂ƂɕБグ̂łH
@Ɣނ͓܂B
@u]ł܂炾v

@A history joke@

@Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
@Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing!

@j̃W[N@

@ȂArtbh́A瓐ނ̂ł傤H
@ȂȂAnRȐĺAނ̂ȂłI

QRPDƂ̂́Ac邱ƂBܕ̍ȂŐc邱ƂBꂪ{ɏƂƂBiAEVg[j

QRQDsꂸAVƁAlȂƂɒ킵ĂAlzX͂߂Bu呺qim[xwEw܎܎ҁ^k_jv

QRRD
_̂Ȃ邱Ƃ́AׂĎɂȂĔB_͂܂Al̐Sɉi^ꂽBĺA_s݂킴A߂I܂Ō߂邱ƂłȂB
i҂̏RFPPj
He has made everything appropriate in its time. He has also set eternity in their heart, yet so that man will not find out the work which God has done from the beginning even to the end.
(Ecclesiastes3:11)

QRSD
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@ȂčlĂ@N͂ǂȂ̂@Ăق@؂ȌN
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QRTD
Japanese Biologist Satoshi Omura Shares Nobel Prize in Medicine

Three scientists including Japanese microbiologist
Satoshi Omura won this year's Nobel Prize in Physiology
or Medicine. Omura and William Campbell from Ireland
found a new therapy for infections caused by parasites,
and Youyou Tu from China discovered a medicine to treat
malaria.

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Ñm[xww܂́A{lw҂̑呺q܂ނRl
Ȋw҂̋܂ƂȂB呺ƃAChog̃EBAE
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̓}A̎Ö𔭌B

QRUDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Swimming Textbook@

@There was a big flood in Rumania in 1970.
@U.S. sent $3 million for helping the victims and @Japan sent$2 million for restoration of the devastated
@land.
@U.S.S.R. sent a million swimming textbook to Rumanian
@Government.

@j̋ȏ@

@1970NɃ[}jAő^NAAJ͋]ҋ~
@̂߂3ShA{͔Вn̂߂2Sh
@܂B
@\A͐j̋ȏS[}jA{ɑƂB

QRVDɂ͕Sl̏Ro邪A͈lŐӔC𕉂̂݁BiiEeEPlfBj

QRWDxAxAx̐lAN̂悤ɁAƎ̉Ԃ炩悤Bw⑺^ꌾxiЊjP48

QRXD
Ȃ݂̉͂Ȑl̒mȂ̂ł͂܂B_͐^ȕłAȂAςȂقǂ̎ɉ킹邱Ƃ͂Ȃ܂BނAς悤ɁAƂƂɒEo̓Ă܂B
iPRgPOFPRj
No temptation has overtaken you but such as is common to man; and God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you are able, but with the temptation will provide the way of escape also, so that you will be able to endure it.
(1 Corinthians10:13)

QSOD炢_lĂAԈႢ邩ȂBŗt邱Ƃ̂dvBic@́@wҁE2015Nm[xw܎܎ҁj

QSPD
Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.
-- Author Unknown
ǂłȂȂBÂɂ͉ǂƂ͂B

QSQDyAJ̃W[Nz

@sign@

@Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
@Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
@Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
@Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"

@W@

@搶FǂĒxꂽ́HWZt
@WZtFWĂ
@搶FȂŁAxꂽ̂ƕW֌ẂH
@WZtFWɏĂ񂾁Bu̐AwZAv

QSRDlԂ̂܂Ƃ̕x́Aނ̐ōsPłBi}zbgj

QSSDy͊y̎z
EwNo pain, No gainx
Ewт񂵂ɂȂ̂́Ayꂵ݂x@puAXEVX
EwyłJ́Aɂ̂x@VF[NXsA
Ew͂Ă̍KӖAĂ̂łx@qeB
Ew΂ꂵ񂾂肵́A̓XȂ񂾁x@gG
EwMuAbv邩AƂ傢Ȃ鎎ƂƂ炦Aɑ傫邽߂ɗ^ꂽXłƍl邩A̐l̐l߂x@Rv
EwЂ]ĕƂȂx
Ew͊y̎Ay͋̎ƒmׂx@

QSTD䖝ɉ䖝d˂āAs΁AK͌ĂBucievz[fBOXВjv

QSUD
Our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness.
X݂̑́A̉i̊Ԃ̈Èłł̈ǔ̂ɉ߂ȂB

QSVD
́ÁAr̔ނ𓱂߁A_̒̒ɁÁAނƂ炷߁A΂̒̒ɂāAނ̑Oi܂ꂽBނ炪ił߂łB
ioGWvgPRFQPj
The Lord was going before them in a pillar of cloud by day to lead them on the way, and in a pillar of fire by night to give them light, that they might travel by day and by night.
(Exodus13:21)

QSWDǂĒNȂHR~bNferԑĝ悤ɒ킷ϐll炢ĂȂBɂȂ낤ANq[[ɂȂ肽͂Bif@LbNEAXj

QSXD낢肽ƂƎvǁAƎŝł͂ȂƂƎsł͂ȂāAsĂĂ݂悤ƂC₦NȂ_B12񎸔sĂǂĂƂ͂ȂƁBႢ͂Ƃ肠sJԂĂ肽ƂȂƂłB呺q

QTOD
Ȃ̓ɂ䂾˂B
ɐMB傪ĂB
iтRVFTj
Commit your way to the Lord,
Trust also in Him, and He will do it.
(Psalm37:5)

QTPDyAJ̃W[Nz

@bullet@

@Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet
@Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

@eہ@

@搶I搶I@̐ԂAeۂݍ񂶂łB
@搶FAs܂ŁAԂNɂȂ悤
@@@@ĂI

@Politician@

@"Politics is not a bad profession.
@If you succeed there are many rewards.
@If you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

@Ɓ@

@Ƃ̂͂قǈEƂł͂܂B
@ΐ̉h_EV炦邵AsāAł
@l^ɖ{Ƃł邩łB

QTQD
꒎ASVB
i؍杁j
꒎AĐŠȂB

QTRD@Ȃ󋵂ł낤ƂȀꏊŐĂAĂȂ傢ȂՂɐS犴ӂđSĂ󂯓At邱ƂA^̏CsłBuciq~oǒjv

QTSD
"Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves."
RXgɖڔz肵ȂBƗv͎Ɛ܂Ăł傤B
iAh[EJ[lM[Fč̎ƉƁj

QTTD
"Marriage is the lack of judgement, divorce the lack of patience, and remarriage the lack of memory."
Ƃ͔f͂ȂƂłAƂ͔Eϗ͂ȂƂłAčƂ͋L͂ȂƂłB
iA}ETN[:tX̌Ɓj

QTUD
B܂ƂɁAȂ͐҂jA

iтSFPQj
For it is You who blesses the righteous man, O Lord,
You surround him with favor as with a shield.
(Psalm4:12)

QTVDlƂ́Au^vƂcƁuʂ̖@vƂŐDȂĂ܂BAu^v͕sςł͂܂BPƂvAPƂɓw߂ĂƂŁA悫ʂ܂Ƃuʂ̖@vgƂɂāAlf炵̂ɂ邱Ƃł̂łBuaviZ_jv

QTWDN̐^ĉpYE̐lɂȂ҂Ȃjɂ͈lȂBiT~GEW\j

QTXD

ނ̎ĺA傪ނƂƂɂA傪ނ̂邱ƂׂĂ𐬌Ă̂B
inLRXFQ[Rj
The Lord was with Joseph, so he became a successful man. And he was in the house of his master, the Egyptian.
Now his master saw that the Lord was with him and how the Lord caused all that he did to prosper in his hand.
(Genesis39:2-3)

QUODԑ厖Ȃ̂́A؂ɂ邱ƁAĎ\񂱂Ƃł܂BuViswjv

QUPD
If we were supposed to talk more than we listen, we would have two months and one ear.
bƂz肳Ă̂ł΁AX͓̌ƈ̎ł낤B

QUQDAKȂǂ͂ƂłȂBI[goCABAĊOiƋĂƓ{̃I[goCE[J[Ƃ̂悤ɂȂBi{c@@Y@{cZHƂ̑nƎҁj

QURDyAJ̃W[Nz

@"I need a caddy who can count and keep the score.
@What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"
@"Great, you'll do perfectly!"

@LfB[@

@St@[ALfB[̈lĂŌ܂B
@uiŋjJEgăXRALfB[Kv
@RASATŁiXRAj͂ɂȂHv
@uPOvLfB[܂B
@u悵I@΂炢iLfB[jv

@fly south@

@Why do birds fly south in the winter?
@Because it's too far to walk!

@֔ї@

@ȂÁA~ɓɔї̂ł傤H
@ȂȂAɂ͉邩łB

@dinosaur@

@What followed the dinosaur?
@It's tail!

@@

@ɑ̂͂Ȃł傤H
@uہvłB

@Niagara Falls@

@A Texan traveling in Italy saw Vesviuo volcano in
@eruption.
@The Texan bragged, gHuh! Niagara Falls would put that
@thing out in less than two minutes!h

@iCAK̑@

@C^A𗷍s̃eLTXlxXrIXΎR̕΂āA
@̂悤ɎČ܂B
uȉΎRAiCAK̑Ă΁AQȓɒ
@Ă݂Iv

@forget@

@There are three things I always forget.
@Names, faces -- the third I can't remember.

@Y@

@YĂ܂̂R܂B
@OAAEEERڂ́AH

QUSD̓琶skȊOɔsk݂͑Aꂪ܂ĂS̎コȊOɂ́AzȂQȂǑ݂ȂBiGo[gEno[gj

QUTDyEρz
Ewp͗͂Ȃx
Ew͔̔Eςx@_̊i
EwEςƓẃA̓΂̐łłȂƂ͂Ȃx@WRtXL[
EwMOɊÂEς̍ő̗vfłx@OtF[
Ew]͊ȏŁAEς͗̒x@[KE
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Ew傢Ȃ鐸_͐ÂɔEςx@V[
EwN̐S̒ɔEςAȂ͋ꂭƂ̎͊Âx@WF[EI[XeB

QUUD{Cł萋悤ƎvƂȂA͂Ɏ^悤܂AƎvB̂Ɏ̂߂̕@낢ƕłBuocSi_ꕁywājv

QUVDl؂ɂWc͕KDz𐶂ݏoAȂ邾łȂlXɈꓲ̏WcɂȂ̂ƎvBiܘYہ@@}n@Wr̃Or[Ij

QUWD̕ΌgݗĒĂɂȂ̂AuvlvĂƊႢĂ҂AɑBiEBAEWF[Yj

QUXD[iӂƁjdוSœoĂ̂oc̉łA^ɐlC߂铹łBuidMi{dYВjv

QVOD
́A_̒ɐAA܂݂Ă̂łBȂ̂鎍lAw܂̎qłxƌƂłB
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for in Him we live and move and exist, as even some of your own poets have said, eFor we also are His children.f
(Acts17:28)

QVPDNɂ́ANɂłȂANȂł邱Ƃ͂BNNɋv͂ȂBōlAŌ߂BAׂȂ̂B܂A̖悤ɂȁBiuVIG@QIvj

QVQD킪gɍ~肩ߒɎɑ΂āẢ䂦ivgxjȂB@ɁignvjΏׂ؂łBXMOiNwҁ^ҁjwXMOx

QVRD
̂܂͖قāA_҂]ށB
̖]݂͐_痈邩炾B
_A킪B킪~B킪₮B
͂邪邱Ƃ͂ȂB
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iтUQFT[Wj
My soul, wait in silence for God only,
For my hope is from Him.
He only is my rock and my salvation,
My stronghold; I shall not be shaken.
On God my salvation and my glory rest;
The rock of my strength, my refuge is in God.
Trust in Him at all times, O people;
Pour out your heart before Him;
God is a refuge for us.
(Psalm62:5-8)

QVSDꂩ͐iŉȂAςȂƂłƂƍlĂقBgCĎs΁A܂gC΂悢BăgC鎖ɑ΂Đȕ]ĂBic@ׁ@g^ԌВEj

QVTD̎҂́AqǂC݂ŗVԎ̂悤ɓ@舵Bȗ肢ςɍ͂݁AẘԂ痎ƂĂɑSȂĂ܂Big[}XEW[Yj

QVUDlԂ͂˂ɎԂȂƂڂȂA܂ŎԂɂ邩̂悤ɁAUBiZlJj

QVVDyiz
EwiAꂾlԂ̂炩ȓFȂ̂x@uEjO
EwȂAƂ邩PAix@^P
EwiƂ͔Ȃ̌ɐႷx@{c@Y
Ew厖ȂƂ́Ai̔r𑼐lƂ̂ł͂ȂAߋ̎Ƃ邱Ƃłx@΋P
EwlƔrāAlDĂƂĂA͒pł͂ȂBAN̎荡N̎DĂȂ̂͗hȒpx@|bN
Ewǂɂ邩͑債Ƃł͂ȂBǂ̕ɌĕĂ邩؂Ȃ̂x@RE^[i[
Ew߂̂߂ďȐiɖڂ邱ƂwԂƁAl͂ƊyɂȂB̋CɂȂ΁Ai͂ǂɂłx@qEJ[\
EwlɂāAuv͖񑩂ĂȂBAuv͖񑩂Ăx@cLu
Ew邱Ƃ͈iނƂł肽x@G
Ew̓S[ɒBƂł͂߂BS[łAƂẲlȂĂ͂߂x@Q[e

QVWD
Why is it better to love than to be loved? It is surer.
Ȃ舤ǂ̂ł傤HmłB

QVXD
A_̍Ƃ̋Ƃ܂ɋ߂ȂB΁AɉāÂׂ̂͂ė^܂B
i}^CUFRRj
But seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.
(Matthew6:33)

QWODN͎̍񂾁BX𓦂ȁBif@ubNEXj

QWPD
He who gives little gives from his heart; he who gives much gives from his wealth.
ioȂl͐SoAol͕xoj
u҂̖(܂Ƃ)n҂̈ꓔv

QWQD
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese
Ăߋ͕ςȂBAΖ傫LB

QWRD͐lƂAl̐^̊т̂łBقǋ傫ȍK͑ɂ͂܂BhV[E[Emg

QWSDyAJ̃W[Nz

@An ideal homework excuse@

@Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it
@@@   so they could study how the human brain worked.

@ĥ܂@

@搶F@h͂ǂH
@kF@FlAF炫āAhĂ
@@@@@FĺAlԂ̓Aǂ̂悤ɂȂĂ邩ׂ
@@@@@łB

@peper@

@What food stays hot no matter how cold it is?
@A peper!

@RVE@

@ǂȂɗ₽Ă܂܂̐H׃mƂ́H
@RVEI

QWTDlɂ͎݂ȂāA݂Ȃ񂾁BĂ݂̂́ÂƓBiɎAuvj

QWUD
ɑςl͍KłBςėǂƔF߂ꂽĺA_҂ɖ񑩂ꂽÂ̊󂯂邩łB
iRuPFPQj
Blessed is a man who perseveres under trial; for once he has been approved, he will receive the crown of life which the Lord has promised to those who love Him.
(James1:12)

QWVDȂ܂ꂽɁAȂ͋Ď͏΂Ăł傤B炠Ȃʎ́A肪ĂȂ΂Ă悤Ȑl݂ȂBuAJCfBA̋^RiE}z[fBOXВjv

QWWD
In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create.
̃rWlX̐Eł́AƑnIȔzłĂAčl𔄂邱ƂłȂΈӖ̖ƂB
ifCBbhEIOB[Fč̍LƊE̖j

QWXD
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes the furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The "sure thing" boat never gets far from shore.
X𓦂Ȃ悤ɁIlׂ͂ăXBԉ܂ōsĺAsӎuƗEĈlBumɈSȁv{[g͌Ċ݂牓ɂ͍sȂ̂B
if[EJ[lM[Fč̕MƁj

QXODyAJ̃W[Nz

@The Picture@

@George had responded to a call from his attorney,
@insisting that they meet at once.
@He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his
@office.
@"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
@"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad
@news first."
@"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
@"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call
@that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
@"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

@ʐ^@

@W[ẂAނٌ̕m̓dbŁAxƂA肢
@܂B
@ނ́Aނٌ̕mɒāAɈē܂B
@uȂ́Aj[XƂЂǂj[Xǂɕ
@łHv
@u[Aj[X炨肢܂v
@uȂ̉񂪁ATOh̎ʐ^̂łv
@uꂪj[XHvW[ẂAƂ܂B
@uAj[XƌĂԂȂAЂǂj[X
@łˁv
@uЂǂj[X́AꂪAȂƂȂ̔鏑̂̂
@ƂłBv

QXPD
Ȃ́AɈv܂A_͂AǂƂ̂߂̌v炢ƂȂ܂B͂傤̂悤ɂāA̐lX𐶂Ă߂łB
inLTOFQOj
As for you, you meant evil against me, but God meant it for good in order to bring about this present result, to preserve many people alive
(Genesis50:20)

QXQDۂ悭\邱ƂɂāA͔ΉĂBi[YEeEP^Oj

QXRD
Don't think that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost. She may have got him.
߂ڂ͑SāAĎ̂ƎvĂ͂܂Bޏ͔ނ𓾂Ă̂܂B

QXSD
AɔƂŐSɂ߂A{肵Ă͂Ȃ܂B_͂̂~߂ɁAȂɁA킵Ă̂łB
inLSTFTj
Now do not be grieved or angry with yourselves, because you sold me here, for God sent me before you to preserve life.
(Genesis45:5)

QXTDw^҂ɂ͐ӔCAw󂯂҂ɂ͋BiEXEJGT@a[}̐ƁERlj

QXUD
"I believe that every child deserves to go to school in an
environment full of learning, creativity and joy, and to graduate
high school with a rich, complete education."
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úAׂĂ̎qAwтƁAnAтɖŊwZ
sAZLŕ΂̂ȂőƂ邱ƂɒlƐMĂ܂Bv

QXVD͍Г̋N邽тɁA悢@ɕς悤Ɠw͂ĂBiWEcEbNtF[j

QXWDyڕWƖړIz
EwlɂŗD掖́AڕWĎɂ邱Ƃx@puEJUX
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Ewɂ悢ړI킸ɓw͂𑱂AŌɂ͕K~x@Q[e
EwړIƖڕWȁBړIƖڕW̑傫ȈႢ́AڕWɂ͏I肪邪AړIɂ͏I肪ȂƂƂx@[hEufB

QXXD̂Ƃ́@xƂʓ@Ƃ́A܂ʖ@Ƃ@؂ɐ@uR{xmqiDjv

ROOD瓦oɂƂƂY߁B]瓥ݏoɂ͗͂BiێR@a@ٌmEƁj

ROPDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Special Gloves@

@One day on the job I noticed some customers had been
@waiting for service in the ice cream section for a while.
@Even though it wasn't my job, I went over and helped them.
@First I washed my hands and then put on plastic gloves.
@The young girls looked at me and one spoke out,
@gYou don't pick your nose with those gloves do you?h
@I glared at her and quickly responded,
@gNo, I have different gloves for that.
@I wipe my ass with these!h

@ʂȎ܁@

@ŁA҂Ă̂ɋCÂ܂B
@́A̎dł͂Ȃ̂łÁAɍs
@ނ܂B
@ŏɁAāArj[̎܂܂B
@Ⴂ̎qāAׂ܂B
@u̎܂͂āA@قĂȂł傤ˁv
@́Aޏɂ݂āAɕԎ܂B
@uȂƂ͂ȂA@ق鎞̂߂ɁAʂ̎܂
@Ă񂾂Bł́AKӂ񂾂v

ROQDɂ͎̂܂mȂ\͂BĂBif[EJ[lM[j

RORDނƂ؁BēȂ邱ƂŁAlԂ͑傫ȂBuchYiʐ^E̋jv

ROSDu̒ŎKvƂꂽvĎvA܂΂BiAgjI؁@vX[EƁj

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ROVD
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Ȃ́AǂȌv邱ƂA
͒m܂B
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gI know that You can do all things,
And that no purpose of Yours can be thwarted.
(Job42:2)

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ROXD𗧂ĂƂƂȂ񂾁B̓lԂɂȂɔ́ANĂQ܂ŏɁAȂƂƂBXMO

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RPPDyԂ؂ɂz
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Ew͋MꐶłBĂ͂ȂȂx@ӎO
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EwɂƂđӑĂقǗLQŒvIȏK͂ȂBɂ炸Aقǐgɂ₷AfKȂx@WEgbh
Ew݂̎ւ̑Ƃė^悤ɐS邪悢x@}NXEAEEX
E@wԑ؂ȂƂ̂߂ɁA[ȎԂƂƃGlM[gx@[hEufB

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RPRD
Throw a lucky man in the sea, and he will come up with a fish in his month.
K^ȒjCɓނƁAނ͌ɋ킦ĊCオĂB

RPSD
A_̒mbƒmƂ̕x́AȂƒmꂸ[Ƃł傤B̂΂́AƒmsA̓́AƑm肪Ƃł傤B
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Oh, the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! How unsearchable are His judgments and unfathomable His ways!
(Romans11:33)

RPTD
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RPUD
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
-- William A. Ward
_l͍̓86,400bƂ蕨BāAF͂̂̈błu肪Ƃvƌ̂Ɏg܂B

RPVDRā@gt̎@D@i^ӕj

RPWD
"Plan your work for today and every day, then work your plan."
̓ɂׂƂv悵AĂ̌vsɈڂȂB
im[}EBZgEs[Fč̖qtAMƁj

RPXD
"Every business is built on friendship."
rWlX́AF̏ɒzĂB
iJ.C.yj[Fč̎ƉƁj

RQOD
܂ƂɁA傪ƁÂ悤ɂȂA

͍X̂͂育Ƃ𖳌ɂA
X̖̌vނȂB
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iтRRFX[PPj
For He spoke, and it was done;
He commanded, and it stood fast.
The Lord nullifies the counsel of the nations;
He frustrates the plans of the peoples.
The counsel of the Lord stands forever,
The plans of His heart from generation to generation.
(Psalm33:9-11)

RQPDڕWāAɌēːi邱ƁBꂪЂ炭߂ɑ厖ȂƂłBuciXP΂̌Xv^[^}X^[YEL^ێҁjv

RQQDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Flying@

@Four people were flying in an airplane. A priest, a boy
@scout, the smartest man in the world, and the pilot.
@Suddenly, the plane started to give trouble, and it looked
@as though they would have to jump out.
@However, there were only three parachutes.
@First, the pilot took one and said
@gI have a wife and kids! I can't die!hand jumped out.
@Then, the smartest man took one and said
@gI'm the smartest man, I can't die!h and jumped out.
@At last, the priest and the boy scout were left.
@gYou take the last parachute, I am oldh said the priest.
@And the boy scout replied,
@gDon't worry we can both have one! The smartest man
@in the world just jumped out of the plane with
@my backpack!h

@s@

@łs@ɂSl܂BmA{[CXJEgA
@EňԗȐlAăpCbg
@ˑRAs@́ȀႵn߂āASAэ~ȂȂ
@ȂȂ悤ȎԂɂȂB
@ApV[g͂RB
@ŏɁApCbgЂƂāAB
@uɂ́AȂƎqA˂Ȃvэ~܂B
@EňԗȐlA܂B
@úAȐlԂAʂ킯ɂ͂Ȃvэ~܂B
@ŌɁAmƃ{[CXJEgc܂B
@ḿAuȂpV[gȂB͘Vlv
@܂B
@{[CXJEg͌܂B
@uSzȂŁAEňԗȐĺAڂ̃obNpbN
@Ĕэ~肽̂łv

RQRD
c͌BuȂ̂āAȂʂċA悤ɁAɂނȂłBȂ̍s鏊֎sAȂ̏Z܂鏊ɎZ݂܂BȂ̖͎̖AȂ̐_͎̐_łB
icLPFPUj
But Ruth said, gDo not urge me to leave you or turn back from following you; for where you go, I will go, and where you lodge, I will lodge. Your people shall be my people, and your God, my God.
(Ruth1:16)

RQSDǂȐlłA}Ă悤ȂBł炸AāA̕Ȃ̂zĂ䂭BJ[ułĂȂPONԂA肵Ƃ͍lĂȂBwlɓxiЊ^싅]_ƁE쑺璘j

RQTDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Superman@

@What is defference between man and Superman?
@Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears
@it over the trouser.

@X[p[}@

@iʂ́jlƃX[p[}̈Ⴂ͂Ȃł傤H
@iʂ́jĺAY{̉ɉ𒅂܂AX[p[}
@Y{̏ɉ𒅂܂B

RQUD
Crocodiles Sleep with One Eye Open

Crocodiles can sleep with one eye open in order to detect
potential threats, according to a new Australian study.
The scientists say the crocs are most likely sleeping
one brain-hemisphere at a time, keeping one half active
and on the lookout.

uj͕ЖڂJĖv

I[XgA̐VɂƁAj͐ݓIȋЂ@m邽߂ɁA
ЖڂJ܂ܖ邱ƂłBȊw҂́Aj͔]̕Е𖰂点A
Е͋NԂŌxɓ点Ă\ƂB

RQVDGقΖ̂Ȃ΂悢BقΖĂĂ΂悢BiEVtR[j

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Love that ends is the shadow of love; true love is without beginning or end.
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economy as previously estimated, slashing output as much as 23
percent by the end of the century, a new research paper from
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I said to the Lord, gYou are my Lord;
I have no good besides You.h
(Psalm16:2)

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gThe Rock! His work is perfect,
For all His ways are just;
A God of faithfulness and without injustice,
Righteous and upright is He.
(Deuteronomy32:4)

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@LOST WIFE@

@Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
@around the DIY Store when they collide.
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@"I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
@attention to where I was going."

@The young guy says: "That's OK. It's a coincidence,
@but I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and
@I'm getting a little desperate."

@The old guy says: "Well, maybe we can help each other.
@What does your wife look like?

@The young guy says: "Well, she is 27 years old, tall,
@with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and
@she's wearing a skimpy halter top and tight white shorts.
@What does your wife look like?"

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@"Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

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May the Lord reward your work, and your wages be full from the Lord, the God of Israel, under whose wings you have come to seek refuge.h
(Ruth2:12)

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RSTD
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And without faith it is impossible to please Him, for he who comes to God must believe that He is and that He is a rewarder of those who seek Him.
(Hebrews11:6)

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The style is the man.
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RSWD
He that is afraid to shake the dice will never throw a six.
-- Chinese Proverb
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How can a young man keep his way pure?
By keeping it according to Your word.
With all my heart I have sought You;
Do not let me wander from Your commandments.
(Psalms119:9-10)

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RTTD
"Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has."
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RTUD
"There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one."
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RTVD
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RTWD
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Jesus said to him, gI am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.
(John14:6)

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@A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife
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@to his boss.
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@"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,
@YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

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@In A Cave@

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RUTD
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gGo, assemble all the Jews who are found in Susa, and fast for me; do not eat or drink for three days, night or day. I and my maidens also will fast in the same way. And thus I will go in to the king, which is not according to the law; and if I perish, I perish.h
(Esther4:16)

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Trust in the Lord and do good;
Dwell in the land and cultivate faithfulness.
Delight yourself in the Lord;
And He will give you the desires of your heart.
(Psalms37:3-4)

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@COST MANAGEMENT@

@A PERSON was ILL..
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@THE ILL PERSON came n asked THE FELLOW how much would the
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The steps of a man are established by the Lord,
And He delights in his way.
When he falls, he will not be hurled headlong,
Because the Lord is the One who holds his hand.
(Psalm37:23-24)

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saying, gFather, if You are willing, remove this cup from Me; yet not My will, but Yours be done.h
(Luke22:42)

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RWRD
A good runner is never caught.
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RWSD
h have accepted fear as part of life--specifically the fear of change.
I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says turn
back.
-- Erica Jong
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@Air conditioner@

@A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
@First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up
@because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down
@bercause he was too cold, and so on for about half
@an hour.
@Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient and he walked
@back and forth and never once got angry.
@So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't
@throw out the pest.
@"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
@with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

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I know at last what distinguishes man from animals: financial worry.
lƓ̈ႢƔ܂BoϓIJłB

RXPD
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fixing our eyes on Jesus, the author and perfecter of faith, who for the joy set before Him endured the cross, despising the shame, and has sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.
(Hebrews12:2)

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RXRDyAJ̃W[Nz

@If I were...@

@If I were a Painter, you would be my picture.
@If I were a Poet, you would be my poetry.
@If I were a Composer, you would be my music.
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But I do not consider my life of any account as dear to myself, so that I may finish my course and the ministry which I received from the Lord Jesus, to testify solemnly of the gospel of the grace of God.
(Acts20:24)

RXXD
"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."
lƂĂ܂ő̉߂́A߂Ƃ̂ł͂ȂƐ₦邱ƂB
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SOOD
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SOQDyAJ̃W[Nz

@@Whats the difference!!@

@A dying man said to his wife:
@Dear our fourth son always looked different from others,
@did he have a different father??

@wife: Yes.

@man: Who was it??

@wife: ''YOU''

@ȂƂႢł傤I@

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And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose.
(Romans8:28)

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SOTDĂꏊ܂[@艺Ă݂ȂB͂̑ɂBł͂ȂAǂ̏ꏊɁAmʈٍ̓ynɁA̒TẮAɍł̂TƂ҂ȂđƂB@\ t[hqEj[F@\ (hCc̓Nw)

SOUDPȍlقǑf^ɋ߂ÂBiIbJj

SOVDƂ͐lƂ̏ogD̒ŖẮBsꂸvWĂ΁Al͂ł񂯂ĂBuؕjqiAfZEpkjv

SOWD
Man is a sad mammal that combs its hair.
l͔Ƃ߂MłB

SOXD
̂܂A~oĂB
pȂ悤ɂĂB
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Guard my soul and deliver me;
Do not let me be ashamed, for I take refuge in You.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me,
For I wait for You.
(Psalm25:20-21)

SPOD߂̍őP̓w͂́AǂȎ߂Ă͂ȂB炾߂Ȃ̂łBi@厡@v싅IEēj

SPPDƓ悤ɔȂ̂B͐邱ƂBibvj

SPQDysJnz
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EwƂɂ̓IɓĂ@̓Iɓ΁@̓Iȓo邩x@c݂
EwΕKς܂BΕK킩܂BΕKgɂ܂BƂɂĂȂ͋ȂĂ܂x@΋P
EwsɂāAn߂悤ȂǂƍlĂƂɂ́AłɒxƂĂ̂x@NCeBAkX
Ewvgx
Ew҂扄΂ɂ邱Ƃ҂͂Ɏ肩x@o^U[EOVA
Ewӂ͒xƂAs͐vȂx@WEhCf
Ew痢̓x
EwlԂi邽߂ɂ́A܂𓥂ݏoƂłx@{c@Y
Ewu܂vB炠Ȃ̐Vln܂܂B𓮂oƂŁAȂ̐VlnĂ܂x@΋P

SPRD̖؂ł悤ɁA̐l̖܂؂ɂȂĂ͂ȂBuVjqiȊwҁjv

SPSDAƁuIvȂA]IȎvׂł͂܂BȂȂANȂɁûƂvƋĂ͂Ȃ̂łBiAETX[[@~}[̔\͖剻^wҁj

SPTDyƍNlPz
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SPUDlƂ́Ag̐Sǂݎ邱Ƃ̂ł郌YłBiG}[\j

SPVD̎ŁÂׂƂAׂɁALbƂĂ^͓ȂBunΗYi{O^ATqO[vz[fBOXkjv

SPWD
BYXBނĂ͂ȂȂB̂̂Ă͂ȂȂBȂ̐_A傲gAȂƂƂɐi܂邩炾B͂ȂAȂ̂ĂȂB
i\LRPFUj
Be strong and courageous, do not be afraid or tremble at them, for the Lord your God is the one who goes with you. He will not fail you or forsake you.h
(Deuteronomy31:6)

SPXD
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@Ȃ悤Ɂ@܂ʂ悤Ɂ@Ȃ炵@PĂ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@i@Fq@u߂ȂŁvj

SQOD̒ɂ́AƂ̂Ȃ݂̂̂CɓȂm̂B鎞́AlƂĂ䂩˂΂ȂȂċꂵ񂾂ƂB̎ɒtÁAüႢƊ؂ȂvłBO̐lɔrIeɂȂ̂́AႤƊ؂邩Ȃ̂BlĂ݂΁AlԂ͈lЂƂʐliŁAႤ̂B@\ n aq@\ wڂɌȂǑ؂Ȃ́x

SQPDÓuԂ肻ȋCvƂSIȃXgX܂B̃XgX邽߂ɂ́AɂĂ܂ƂłBƂꂪRԂĂAn߂Ă܂ƃXgX͌܂BWXƍƂ邾łBn߂ÕXgXԑ傫̂łB@\ J G @\ wĺA܂Bx

SQQD̐lς͒PBȂ킿ڂނ邱ƂȂlƐ܂荇ĂƂƂBi[XEIrGj

SQRDقƂǂ̐lrł߂BꐶCƂΖ{ɂȂBuniqw_jv

SQSD
Ȃ̒߂ƂA
킽͂ȂƂƂɂA
nƂAȂ͉ȂB
΂̒ĂAȂ͏ĂꂸA
͂ȂɔRȂB
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gWhen you pass through the waters, I will be with you;
And through the rivers, they will not overflow you.
When you walk through the fire, you will not be scorched,
Nor will the flame burn you.
(Isaiah43:2)

SQTDڂ̑Oɗ͂gúẢh{łȂBi㌴@Ђ݁@WYsAjXgj

SQUD
He who lends to the poor gets his interest from God.
inlXɂ݂Ăl͐_痘q󂯂j
uA(Ƃ)Ηz(悤ق)v

SQVD
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you
hold well.
-- Josh Billings
lƂ́AǂJ[hƂɂ̂łȂA莝̃J[h肭g
ƂɂB

SQWDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Emergency!@

@The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called
@up the clerk on the ground floor for an important file.

@Since it was rather urgent the boss told the clerk it was
@an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.

@After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and
@panting for breath.

@The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the
@huge delay.

@The clerk replies, 'Boss when I went to the lift it said '
@during an emergency please use the staircase'!!!

@ً}I@

@ƂœdbB

@́Aً}ȗp̂ŁAíAiPḰjXɁA
@́Aً}Ȃ̂ŁAt@Cċ}ŗĂƌ
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@ROȏoĂAX؂ꂵȂꂫlq
@ꂽB

@íAނɁAȂ点Ă̂AǂĂȂɂ
@x̂HB

@X͓BuāAGx[^[ɍsƁAً}́AK
@igƏĂ񂾁v

SQXDCɓȂƂȂ΁AςȂBς邱ƂłȂȂ΁Aɑ΂邠Ȃ̌ςȂB͌ʂ悤ɁB}EAWFE

SROD̓GAQ҂̂߂ɋFȂBiCGXELXgj

SRPDy邱Ƃyށz
EwuyvƂ́AuyƂvƂł͂ȂAu邱ƂyށvߒȂ̂x@ߓT
Ew̍sĂ邱ƁAsƂSy߂҂͍Kłx@Q[e
Ewl͖AyA艽CxgĂ܂x@W[W
Ewy݂҂̂A܂̊y݂łx@bVO
EwłȂƂƂ悤ƂAł邱Ƃy񂾂قBł邱Ƃ̂ȂɁA\yƂ܂x@~v
Ewlyޔ錍͕ʂɂȂƁBʂƌl𑗂lԂȂāAlƂĂ₵ȂB炨ڂɂ肽̂x@ACV^C
Ewl͐{iׂj炭yȂvׂBy͐Sɍ݂Ďɍ݂炸x@

SRQDJċJĐςݏオĂlԂ̂قdBuT䐳iMH[T\^]˕MEljv

SRRD
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
Ԃ̓j[[Nł͖𗧂łȀꏊł͕słBƂObh}i[ɂĂ܂B

SRSD
Ȃ̎ŵ킴łVA
Ȃꂽ␯܂̂ɁA
lƂ͉҂Ȃ̂ł傤B
ȂSɗ߂Ƃ́B
l̎qƂ́A҂Ȃ̂ł傤B
Ȃڂ݂Ƃ́B
iтWFR[Sj
The moon and the stars, which You have ordained;
What is man that You take thought of him,
And the son of man that You care for him?
(Psalm8:3-4)

SRTD
@uȂAC͊mȂ́Hv
@wmBƐCɖ߂񂾂Bx
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@if@CA[CA[j

SRUD
i͔ނɌBu̓wulłB͊CƗ𑢂ꂽV̐_AĂ܂Bv
iiPFXj
He said to them, gI am a Hebrew, and I fear the Lord God of heaven who made the sea and the dry land.h
(Jonah1:9)

SRVDK^Ƃ͏@ɏoƂłB@\ IvEEBt[@\

SRWD
"I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it."
͉^Ƃ̂MĂBāA^Ƃ͓w͂΂قǁA葽ɂ邱ƂłƂƂˁB
ig[}XEWFt@[\Fč̑R哝́j

SRXD
"Labour without genius will do more in the long run than genius without labour."
ڂŌ΁Aw͂̂Ȃ˔\A˔\̂Ȃw͂̂قA葽̂Ƃ𐬂̂B
iWE{bNFCMX̋sƁj

SSOD
M̐킢Eɐ킢Aî̂lȂBȂ͂̂߂ɏA܂Ȁؐl̑Ołςȍ܂B
iPeeUFPQj
Fight the good fight of faith; take hold of the eternal life to which you were called, and you made the good confession in the presence of many witnesses.
(Timothy6:12)

SSPDǂ^̎lƂĐĂA[Ă܂ASϋɓIɂ邱ƂɒӐ[AIn̐S̊ēĂȂ΂ȂȂB@\ V@\ ({̎vz)

SSQD㵒pSׂ͂Ă̐lɂ܂Ƃɂӂ킵̂łB邷ׂAĂĎȂׂSĂ˂΂ȂȂBieXL[j

SSRDǂȏȎdłĂAVEƎŎvđSgSĂԂAڂ̑ỎۑNA钆ŁA̓WJĂBuvۗTIi\tgoNz[NXIjv

SSSDƂ͂邩ȂA͉X̎Ȃ̂BX͂̊v̑ɁA̐𐶂葼͂Ȃ̂łBiWE|[ETg@tX̓NwҁEƁj

SSTD҂Ƃ悤ɂȂ]́As̗RA܂vǂɉ^ׂȂӔCA{lȊOɋ߂ȂȂuԂɎn܂ĂBi^[}j

SSUDyKSz
Ew邱ƂƊ邱Ƃm҂́AƂɏɎ^ׂ̂낤x@_
EwVɂĂ͐AnɂĂ͉ԁAlɂĂ͈Aꐢɔ̂̍ł炸x@R
EwNȐ_̓́AƂɑPołx@G}[\
EwȂ鎩R̒ɂFߓȂ̂́A̐l̐SɌׂ̂邱Ƃx@V[
EwuS̑v͂łł邾ɁAł邾LĂ̂x@cЕF
Ewl̂ȂS̑ꂢɖƂx@֓Α
EwS邢AKւ̊sȂB킹eՂɔ邩AS܂邭ȂAƂzԂ킯łBKȐlƂ݂͂Ȃ̂Ȃ̂ł낤x@N،
EwSȂ΁A镨݂Ȃx@Ǌ
EwōKĂĺAꂾŖӂ邪AKȂ̂́AlɑhꂽAlɕV߂肷XɂȂ₷x@ҏH
EwsKKőĂx@xEEt

SSVD
킯ŁÂ̒ɂ낤ƁÂ𗣂Ă悤ƁA̔O肷Ƃ́AɊ΂邱ƂłB
iQRgTFXj
Therefore we also have as our ambition, whether at home or absent, to be pleasing to Him.
(2 Corinthians5:9)

SSWD܂͎܂ŕKvƂlɂȂB̏ŕKvƂlԂɂȂ΁A邢͂w͂ĂΕK͂Ђ炯BuRmqiCvWFNgTea Time NetworkÁjv

SSXDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Wild Ride@

@On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland,
@she couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

@As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path
@of a speeding train, and through walls that fell away at
@the last second, she clutched the little steering wheel
@in front of her.

@When the ride was over, she said to me a little shakily,
@"Next time, you drive. I didn't know where I was going."

@ChCh@

@̂S΂̖̎n߂ẴfBYj[hsŁA̎q́A
@ChChɏ肽Ă傤ȂB

@ԂNCW[[ʂāA}pxŏ㏸AXs[hg
@C̋OɓAŌ̏uԌXǂʂƁA̎q̑O
@nhƂ񂾁B

@̂IƂA̎q͎ɐkȂ猾܂B
@úApp^]āB킽AǂɍsĂ̂A
@蕪Ȃv

STOD[߂݂Ǝ]{𐶂݁A{肪i݂Ai݂݂Ač݂Ăѐ[߂݂𐶂ށB炪ׂĂ̏z̊܂Ős邱Ƃ͂ȂBifCBbhEq[@CMX̓NwҁEoϊwҁj

STPD
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
mׂ͂邪Amb͕B

STQDyAJ̃W[Nz

@hands shaking@

@Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me.
@I just can't stop my hands shaking.

@Do you drink a lot?

@Not really - I spill most of it!

@̐k@

@搶I搶IĉB
@肪k̂~߂邱ƂłȂłB

@搶FނłH

@AȂɁAiłjقƂǂڂĂ܂܂B

STRDl͋ɒ[ɂȂɂ΁AKDɂȂƂĂ܂BDɂȂʂ̂ނsvcłBi j

STSD͎ႢAЂƂ̍sɁu܂̓xXgvƕKⓚ|A̒Ő邱ƂKɂĂBĕƐʂAɃxXg̓TĂƂ̐ςݏd˂A̎ĂꂽBuNƁiVՂu݂퐥 Rvl^㐏̓VՂEljv

STTD
_́Â݂܂܂ɁAȂ̂ɓĎu𗧂ĂAs킹Ă̂łB
ׂĂ̂ƂAԂ₩ɁA^킸ɍsȂB
issQFPR[PSj
for it is God who is at work in you, both to will and to work for His good pleasure.
Do all things without grumbling or disputing;
(Philippians2:13-14)

STUD킪gɍ~肩邷ׂĂϋɓIvXvlŎ󂯎~߁AȒPɒ߂ȂƁBꂪl񂢂Ă{ł͂ȂƎv܂B@\ Gj@\

STVDḾA|ƎXƖm̎YłBit[hbq剤j

STWDǂS\ŉ߂BĺA̐ςݏd˂̂ƂɑnグĂBuRGOYi{kjv
STXD
ƂĂA
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_BȂ́A܂܂B
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For You do not delight in sacrifice, otherwise I would give it;
You are not pleased with burnt offering.
The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit;
A broken and a contrite heart, O God, You will not despise.
(Psalm51:16-17)

SUODlƂ{ɂ́ÂقɓĂ킯ȂBi[YEVc@AJ̖Ɓj

SUPD
The tongue is not steel, yet it cuts.
i͍|Sł͂Ȃl؂j
uS(Ă)lEmhnv

SUQD
More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy
denying them.
-- Harold J. Smith
̃~Xے肷̂ɖzȂ΁AƑ̐l̃~X
wԂƂɂȂ邾낤ɁB

SURD]݂؂قǍlAS͓Ƃɂ͕s\ȂƂ͔ɏȂB̐lԂɂł邱ƂȂ΁AlԂłlɂłȂ͂͂ȂBl͂vłB̐lԂł̂ɁAlԂ̈lłlɂ͂łȂƂAłȂƎvȂ΂ȂƂAvƂ̂قsRȂłB΂ɂB

SUSD

@languages@

@A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...
@A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...
@A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
@What is a person who speaks one language?
@An American.

@t@

@񃖍ꂪׂlAuoCKvƌ܂B
@OꂪׂlAugKvƌ܂B
@lꂪׂlAu}Kvƌ܂B
@ł́AꃖꂵׂȂl͂ȂƌĂԂ̂ł傤H
@AJl

SUTDyz
Ewlł낤ƁA_ł낤ƁAȂ̉ƒŕa҂ƂKȐlԂłx@Q[e
EwOɂ͗ڂ傫JČBĂ͕Жڂx@g[}XEt[
Ew𒷑AȂ͖ڂAv͎ӂƁx@hCc̊i
Ewj̋Aꂪ]܂̌łx@і]
Ew̗z݂͌ɑ𑩔邱ƂȂɁAٖɌтĂ邱Ƃx@ΐBO
Ew͒Ă̂悤Ȃ̂BOɂ钹͂ɒɓ낤ƂAɂ钹͂ɊOɏo悤Ƃx@e[j
EwnȎ҂́AƐg̊Ԃ͌̂낱тzAƓƐg̎̂낱тzx@ҏH
Eŵd킹AȂ̂d킹BǂɂlԂƂĂ̊тx@ҏH

SUUDlāAKvʂɂ͂Ȃ̂Bif@[}̋xj

SUVD
yȂ̂͋߂Ă͂Ȃ
yȂ͎̂𐬒Ȃ
yȂ͎̂lĂȂ
@\ }hi@\

SUWD
vډȌ

ÉȘV
Ȏ
(qA@t)

v͉ڂɌȂĂA
JɐȂĂA
Ái₷j񂸂ɘVȂĂA
𑧁ij킷ɎȂĂB

SUXD
"Only people capable of deep love can experience deep grief as well."
[邱Ƃ̂łlA܂[߂݂ołB
itEgXgCFVA̍Ɓj

UVOD
"I don't wait for moods. You accomplish nothing if you do that. Your mind must know it has got to get down to work."
͋CĂ̂҂͂ȂBȂABȂ낤Bd׋Ɏ肩̂ƂCKvȂ̂B
ip[EobNFč̍Ɓj

UVPD
ׂĂ̒炵߂́ÂƂ͊΂̂ł͂ȂAĔ߂v̂łAɂȂƁAɂČPꂽlXɕȋ̎΂܂B
iwuPQFPPj
All discipline for the moment seems not to be joyful, but sorrowful; yet to those who have been trained by it, afterwards it yields the peaceful fruit of righteousness.
(Hebrews12:11)

UVQDẑ킸Ȏł悢Al̂߂ɂlԂɂȂ낤BuXMOiNwҁ^ҁjv

UVRD
_́AׂĂ̐l~āA^m悤ɂȂ̂]ł܂B
iPeeQFSj
who desires all men to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth.
(1Timothy2:4)

UVSDlԂɂƂāAԋ낵G͕sł͂ȂāA̐SBŎȐlԂƎvĂƁAꂾ̐lԂɂȂ܂BuwEP[v

UVTDȂƂɒ킷΁AR܂𖡂키@܂BāAlɂ͍܂͂̂ŁA܂Ƃ͂̐l\IɐĂ؂Ƃ܂B@\ cT@\ (Ɖ)

UVUDyAJ̃W[Nz

@frog in my soup@

@In a restaurant:
@Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
@Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

@X[v̒̂@

@XgɂāA
@qFEGC^[AEGC^[@X[vɃJGĂI
@EGC^[F݂܂BqlAnǴAxɒłB

UVVD
i͂̒ɓāA܂ڂ̓̂ċсAul\ƁAjlx͖łڂvƌB
ŁAjlx̐lX͐_MAfHĂтAg̍҂Ⴂ҂܂ōrz𒅂B
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Then Jonah began to go through the city one dayfs walk; and he cried out and said, gYet forty days and Nineveh will be overthrown.h
Then the people of Nineveh believed in God; and they called a fast and put on sackcloth from the greatest to the least of them.
(Jonah3:4-5)

UVWD
The most powerful way to change the world is to secretly commit little acts of compassion.
Eςł͋@́Av̂鏬ȍsׂlɒmꂸɍsƂłB

UVXD̒̂Ƃ́AƉ_̂悤ɂǂȂ邩킩炸ÂłBi{@n@̎umj

UWODlԂ܂ɂ́A^قȂBMȐlԂ́AMƈɂē̂ԂłBiNZm|j

UWPDyiEz
EwiAꂾlԂ̂炩ȓFȂ̂x@uEjO
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Ewێł́Aނ΂łx@EHgEfBYj[
EwȂ݂ČȂmׂx@Ô
EwiƂ͔Ȃ̌ɐႷx@{c@Y
Ewl̂ӂ茩ĉ䂪ӂ蒼x
EwlȂĊӁi݁jƂȂx
Ew҂͑ľ_Ď̌_𒼂x@m̂Ƃ킴
EwxǓƂ邱Ƃ́AÂȐ_̔B̂߂ɂA܂A悻^̍K̂߂ɂA΂ɕKvłx@qeB
Ew˔\͌ǓƂ̂ɐAli͐̍rgɂ܂Đx@Q[e
Ew͂߂͐lKAꂩKlx@hCf
EwlAlx
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UWQDAKAł܂łBuidMi{dYВjv

UWRDꂵȂǂƂOʓIȂƂlԂ͎Êł͂ȂBAтƂɎEBiG~[EfP[@tX̎Љwҁj

UWSDÔ҂͉\甭zBÔȂ҂͍甭zBuKVioc̐_l^dYƑnƎҁjv

UWTD
Ƃ낪ÂƂ̓iɕsɂBi͓{āAɋFČB
uAB܂ɂƂɁÂƂ\グł͂܂񂩁BŁA̓^VVւ̂悤Ƃ̂łB͂Ȃ[ݐ[_łA{̂ɂAbݖLłA킴킢v邱ƂmĂłB
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But it greatly displeased Jonah and he became angry.
He prayed to the Lord and said, gPlease Lord, was not this what I said while I was still in my own country?
Therefore in order to forestall this I fled to Tarshish, for I knew that You are a gracious and compassionate God, slow to anger and abundant in lovingkindness, and one who relents concerning calamity.
(Jonah4:1-2)

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UWVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@desert@

@There is a Californian dude going through a desert.
@He's wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to
@music on his walkman.
@He's having a good time.
@Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching.
@He stops the Arabs and ask them cheerfully:
@"Hey dudes how far is the sea?"
@They look at each other and say:
@"Two thousand miles!"
@And he says: "Wow what a cool beach!!!"

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@ˑRAނ́ALo߂ÂĂ̂܂B
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@ނ́A݂ɌČ܂B
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@ނ͂܂BuAȂƂ΂炵r[Ȃ񂾁v

UWWD͂˂Ɋ邱Ƃł邪A\́AȂ炸˂ɂ킩邱Ƃł͂ȂBiXLj

UXODǏ͒Pɒm̍ޗ񋟂邾łB̂̂ɂ͎̂v̗͂łBiWEbN@CMX̓Nwҁj

UXPD
A hedge between keeps friendship green.
iԂ̊_͗F݂݂ۂĂj
uemnɁijVmn /
@emnɊ_ / vɂ͊_v

UXQD
No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it.
-- Ellen Glasgow
Ƃ炦ŊyɂȂȂقǐhlȂǂȂB

UXRDyAJ̃W[Nz

@DOG@

@What do you call a dog with no legs?
@Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!

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@̂Ȃ͂ȂČĂԂ̂ł傤H

@Ȃ̂ǂłEEE
@ȌAȂ̂Ƃɗ킯Ȃ񂾂I

UXSD
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@ꏏɂƂ́@ЂƂڂȂ̂
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UXXD
Love and a red nose can't be hid.
SƐԕ@͉BȂB

VOOD
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The Lord is not slow about His promise, as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing for any to perish but for all to come to repentance.
(2Peter3:9)

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VORDyAJ̃W[Nz

@lawyer@

@Why won't sharks eat lawyers?
@It's a professional courtesy.

@ٌm@

@T́AȂٌmHׂȂ́H
@dԂɑ΂VB

@Boomerang@

@A boomerang always comes back to you no matter where you throw it.
@I really want to invest money like that.

@u[@

@u[͂ǂ֓ĂAKľ֖߂ėB
@̓u[̂悤ȓƁA{ɂvĂ܂B

VOSDsKɂ͂ꂪǂȎނ̂̂łAlԂɌǓƊ𓯎ɗ^̂B(Au̎v)

VOTD
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
Ƃ́A̎s܂ʂ̎sւƁAMӂƂȂił\͂łB
iEBXgE[F@CMX̌񑊁j

VOUD
"There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman."
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VOVDlƈႤƂƂ́AꂾƂƂłB@\ ֓Α@\

VOWD
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And He said to them, gGo into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation.
(Mark16:15)

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VPOD

@white horse@

@A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
@B: Ok
@A: A white horse fell in the mud.

@n@

@F_[eB[ȃW[N𕷂ȂłH
@aFiāj
@FDɂ͂܂n

VPQDuS͓SɂĂƂAl̗͂FɂĂƂBvi⼌ 27:17)

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VPSDɔߊϓIɂȂĂl₵傰Ălɂ͌ăcL͖KȂB邭撣ĂlAw͂ɂ܂Ȃlɉ^ƃcL͂ĂBuіGiNfBZ]Вjv

VPTD
g͓ČBu͐_̌OɗKuGłBȂɘbÅт̂Ƃ悤Ɍ킳Ă̂łB
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The angel answered and said to him, gI am Gabriel, who stands in the presence of God, and I have been sent to speak to you and to bring you this good news.
And behold, you shall be silent and unable to speak until the day when these things take place, because you did not believe my words, which will be fulfilled in their proper time.h
(Luke1:19-20)

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VPVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Parking@

@A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman,
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@ԁ@

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@uɂƂ߂ĂłHv
@u߁Ivƌx܂B
@uł́ÁiƂ߂Ăjق̎Ԃ́Hv
@uނ́ix́jɕȂi炾jIv

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gThis is the way the Lord has dealt with me in the days when He looked with favor upon me, to take away my disgrace among men.h
(Luke1:24-25)

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@hundred dollar bill@

@Teacher: Why are you late ?
@Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
@Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
@Student: No. I was standing on it.

@POOh@

@搶FǂĒxꂽ́H
@kFPOOh𖳂l񂾁B
@搶FBT̂ẮH
@kFႤB́ij̏ɗẮB

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gBlessed be the Lord God of Israel,
For He has visited us and accomplished redemption for His people,
And has raised up a horn of salvation for us
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(Luka1:68-69)

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VROD
He who touches pitch will be defiled.
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He who touches pitch shall be defiled (therewith).
You can't [cannot] touch pitch without being defiled.
Who keeps company with the wolf will learn to howl.
A man is known by his company.
Tell me the company you keep, and I'll tell you what you are.
Evil communications corrupt good manners.

VRPD
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
-- Elbert Hubbard
̋@Bŕʂ̐lTOl̎dłBAOꂽll̎dł@BȂǂȂB

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To grant us that we, being rescued from the hand of our enemies,
Might serve Him without fear,
In holiness and righteousness before Him all our days.
(Luke1:74-75)

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Because of the tender mercy of our God,
With which the Sunrise from on high will visit us,
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(Luke1:78-79)

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VSWD
"Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops."
l̏ꍇłArWlX̏ꍇłAɓꂽƎvuԂɐi͎~܂B
(g[}XEJEg\: č̊ƌocҁj

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O come, let us sing for joy to the Lord,
Let us shout joyfully to the rock of our salvation.
Let us come before His presence with thanksgiving,
Let us shout joyfully to Him with psalms.
For the Lord is a great God
And a great King above all gods,
(Psalm95:1-3)

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@seasick tourists@

@What is green, four legs and two trunks?
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@matrimony@

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VTXD
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VUOD
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For nothing will be impossible with God.h
(Luke1:37)

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(Luke2:11) WTTDup̉Ɛb̂ ̂Ƃ΂ꂽ҂́AׂƉƒ{ƂɔBvioGWvgL@XF20) WTUDl̓v[邱ƁA𑱂邱ƁAƂɐOĂĂBiIlEbV@A[̃TbJ[Ij WTVD Mother Teresa to Be Sainted in 2016 Mother Teresa, the Nobel peace laureate who dedicated her life to helping the poorest of the poor in India, will be made a saint by the Roman Catholic Church, the Vatican said on Friday. u}U[EeTA2016NɐlɔFv CĥƂnlւ̎xɐUAm[xa܂ ܂}U[EeTA[}EJgbNɐlƂĔF肳B jɃ[}@B WTWDꎩ̕s\ȂƂ͂܂ȂBɂ́AЂƂƂ悤ƂMӂÂ߂̎iȏɌĂ̂łB@\ t\AEhEEVtR[@\ itX̌݁EXg) WTXD_Ƃ݂̂ȂAuށvnKv낤BiHe[j WUODysȂz Ew͉ߎڕWƂĂȂAߎ|Ăׂ͉Ȃ炤x@FGY Ews͖肾BA悤ƂȂ̂́AƖłx@[Yxg Ew{ĺAsƂƂꂷ悤łx@{c@Y Ews͒vIȂ̂ł͂ȂB厖Ȃ̂́AECłx@[ Ewn߂Ăꂪ܂ȂA܂Ȃ΂悢x@O Ews͂Ȃׂɂ܂x@吙h Ewl̏ɂčő̊댯́AXNƂȂƂłx@LPS[ EwWĎs邱ƂAȂƂx@{c@Y WUPD؂ꂽ߂݂́A𑼐lɌȁB݂̉߂Ă䂭Ƃ납A͂߂Đl̒qd͐܂BuXMOiNwҁ^ҁjv WUQD gނ𗣂ēVɋAƂAr݂͌ɘbB uAxcwɍsāA傪ɒm点Ă̏oė悤Bv iJQFPTj When the angels had gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds began saying to one another, gLet us go straight to Bethlehem then, and see this thing that has happened which the Lord has made known to us.h (Luke2:15) WURDuɋFĂB_̗蹂́A񂾁B͂܂s悤B܂͂AƂǂ܂Ă͂ȂȂBvioGWvgL@XF28) WUSDǂꐶȂAlԁAMė̖̂ڂŊm߂Bi{{@@Ɓj WUTDu͉\łB@\ T~GEW\@\ WUUDyAJ̃W[Nz @Four-Letter Surgery@ @Tom is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him @ how he is feeling. @"I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor @used in surgery," he answered. @"What did he say," asked the nurse. @"OOPS!" @S@ @Ōt񂪔ނɁAC𕷂ɂ́AǵAp񕜂 @܂B @uڂ́AnjBłA搶pŌĂS͋C @Ȃȁvƃg͌܂B @u搶ȂČ́HvŌt񂪐q˂܂B @uƁIEEEv WUVDZ^YƂӂƂ́A肽A肽Ǝvӂ֒āAzIzIɂȂčsӂ̂łBicR ԑ܁j WUWDɂȂȂƂMSɁB͂̎̂́A͈ꐶ́̕Bwq̋{xiΐ^qj WUXD ЂƂ݂̂ǂ育Â߂ɐ܂B ЂƂ̒j̎qAɗ^B 匠͂̌ɂA ̖́usvcȏҁA͂_A i̕AǎNvƌĂ΂B iCUXFUj For a child will be born to us, a son will be given to us; And the government will rest on His shoulders; And His name will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Eternal Father, Prince of Peace. (Isaiah9:6) WVODup̉Ɛb̂ ̂Ƃ΂ꂽ҂́AׂƉƒ{ƂɔBvioGWvgL@9F20) WVPDlɗ̂́Ad͂̐ӔCł͂ȂBiAxgEACV^C@hCc̗_wҁj WVQDlԂׂ͂ĈÂXłBi[j WVRDyAJ̃W[Nz @Christmas Shopping@ @It was Christmas and the judge was in a very merry mood. @He asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" @The prisoner replied, "Doing my Christmas shopping too @early." "That's no crime," said the judge. @"Just how early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the @store opened," answered the prisoner. @NX}X̂ƂłB́AiNX}XȂ̂Łj @ĂAzCȕ͋CłBނ́Alɕ܂BuȂ @͉̍߂ŁAĂ̂łHvl͓܂B @uNX}XVbsO͑̂łv @u͍߂ł͂Ȃł傤v͌܂B @uǂꂭ炢́Hv @uXJOɂłvl܂B WVSDlԂ͔NقǂłȂRׂ܂BAŌ̍Ō܂Œ߂Ȃ΂ɂȂĂ͊BuOYYYiƁ^jŔN̂WO΂ŃGxXgojv WVTD ׂāAꂽlAdׂ𕉂ĂĺA킽̂ƂɗȂB 킽Ȃx܂Ă܂B i}^CPPFQWj gCome to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew1128) WVUDNX}X̒ɖڂo߁Aqł͂ȂƂɋCB̐łقǎ₵Ƃ͂܂BiG}E{xbN@AJ̍Ɓj WVVDʂĐ_ɑ̐lĂтɁA̓NX}XłBEEEAZɂقق݂A̎Lׂ邽тɁAꂪNX}XȂ̂łB}U[EeT WVWDꂪl̈Ӗ₤ׂȂ̂ł͂ȂAꎩMĂ̂łAlɏo₢ɓȂ΂ȂȂBiBNg[EdEtNj WVXDylz Ew̒ɂ͍KsKȂBAlłǂɂłȂ̂x@VF[NXsA Ew^́AKɂsKɂȂB̍ޗƎqƂ񋟂邾łx@e[j EwlԂ̎\͂́ANoKɂsKɂAǂɂӖÂłƂƂłx@A\j[ErY Ewg傫ȁhlقǏQAgȁhlقǏQ傫܂x@ZEpEf Ew^ꂽAŃl[hw͂悤x@f[EJ[lM[ Ewl̐lԂSiq̑OĂBl͓DAl͐x@OubW Ewl̒ZΗJɂȂAl̒ΐl邭Ȃx@f[EJ[lM[ EwnȎ҂́AƐg̊Ԃ͌̂낱тzAƓƐg̎̂낱тzx@ҏH EwsK𐔂ĕ炷AK𐔂ĕ炻x Ew̌Ăׂ̂Ă͎̐̕S̒ɂ񂾂BijKsK]]AтY݂݂ȁA݂ȁx@gG Eŵ͍l悤x WWODyAJ̃W[Nz @Christmas Payer@ @Two young boys were spending the night at their @grandparents. @At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say @their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the @top of his lungs: @"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... @I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." @His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger @brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? @God isn't deaf." @To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!" @l̎ႢZ킪AE΂̂Ƃɂ @B @xbg̎ԂŁAl̏ŃAxbĝ΂ɂЂ܂A @Fn߂܂B̎AN̏ŃA傫ȐŁAF @n߂̂łB @uV]ԁACVArfI肢܂v @ɂ́A݂ŁAAIł܂B @uȂŁAŁAF肷́H_ĺA͈Ȃv @ɑ΂āA͓܂Bu΂񂪎 @v WWPDG͌Ȃ̂ȂɂB̓ǴA͖{ڎwƂYđ͖{ɑĂ鎩gBu쑺i싅]_Ɓjv WWQD Mother had to let the maid go because father wouldn't. }}قȂ΂ȂȂAppâŁB WWRD a҂͍KłB̐l͐_̎qǂƌĂ΂邩B i}^CTFXj gBlessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God. (Matthew5:9) WWSDu킽GWvgɑ΂ė͂𓭂̂ƂA܂A킽ނ̒ōs邵AȂq⑷Ɍĕ邽߂łA킽ł邱ƂAȂm邽߂łBvioGWvgL@10FQ) WWTD݂ȉw񂾗ȁB炵悤ƂA^SŘbƂBif@Fl|[j WWUD He who wishes to win the daughter must begin with the mother. i𓾂΂̕en߂Ȃ΂ȂȂj u(傤)˂Ɨ~΂܂n˂v WWVD The beginning is the most important part of any work. -- Plato ɂŏԊ̐SB WWWD Allfs well that ends well. (William Shakespeare) I悯΂ׂĂ悵B WWXD Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. lƂ͎Tł͂ȂBgn邱ƂȂ̂B iW[WEo[i[hEV[FACh܂̌Ɓj WXOD Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have laboured hard for. ǏɂĎg𐬒悤ɎԂȂB΁A҂JĐgɂƂeՂɓ邱Ƃł̂B i\NeXF@ÑMV̓Nwҁj WXPD ŕAƂASg̘b̂Ƃ肾̂ŁA_߁A^ȂAčsB iJQFQOj The shepherds went back, glorifying and praising God for all that they had heard and seen, just as had been told them. (Luke2:20) WXQDyAJ̃W[Nz @chimney@ @Dearest Santa, @We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into @our home? @Love, Marky @Mark, @Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're @getting your ass beat at school. Secondly, you don't live @in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're @living in. @Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars @do,through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams! @Santa @ˁ@ @eȂT^ @̉Ƃɂ͉˂܂BǂĉƂɓĂ̂ @H @}[L[ @}[N @ŏɁAgu}[L[vƌĂԂ͎̂~߂ȂBwZ @oJɂBɁAAp[gɏZނ͎̂~߂ȂB @R߂ɁAẴh{E悤ɁAȂ̉Ƃɓ @܂B₷݁I @T^ WXRDƂɂ͋΂̂łBłANAΊŁu撣邼AVl̂悤ȑ݂ɂȂ낤vƎvĈ͂߂΁A₪Ď肪ςĂ܂Buissҁ^᎛ZEjv WXSDyAJ̃W[Nz @double your money@ @What is the quickest way to double your money ? @Fold it in half! @{ɂ@ @Ȃ̂{ɂĂƂ葁@͂ȂłH @ɐ܂肽ނ̂łI @Angler@ @The definition of angler: @A man who sits on a pier fishing all day, waiting for a bite @and then loses his temper if dinner is five minutes late. @ނ@ @ނl̒FVɂƍċނ̂҂̂ɁA @[H̏TxƋ@ȂēU炷lB WXTD ~͂Ȃ ̑Oɔꂽ̂ŁA ٖMlƂ炷[̌A 䖯CXǦhłBv iJQFRP[RQj Which You have prepared in the presence of all peoples, A Light of revelation to the Gentiles, And the glory of Your people Israel.h (Luke2:31[32) WXUD؂Ȃ̂́A܁Ał邾邭Oɉ߂ƁÂ߂̒mbő邱ƁB̈uu̐ςݏd˂߂Bu؏Gqiwmjv WXVDuȂ̂ƁX̌́AȂ̂߂ɂ邵ƂȂB킽͂́mqŕnāAȂ̏ʂzBEEEvioGWvgL@12:13) WXWDłĂAɌCɂȂ܂Bǂl΂邱Ƃł邩AlĂ΂ˁB@\ AtbhEAh[@\ WXXDyAJ̃W[Nz @Fly@ @"Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup." @"It should be, sir. It's the hot soup that kills them." @͂@ @uEGC^[AEGC^[ÃX[v̒Ɏ񂾃nGĂ邼v @uRłBMX[v̒ł͐Ă܂Bv @talk on the phone@ @You know you've been in Japan too long when you find @yourself bowing while you talk on the phone. @dbŁ@ @{ɒZłƁAdbŁAbȂ炨V @鎩邱Ƃł傤B XOODȐl𐶂l͗OȂAuOɍlvuӂ̐SYȂvusڂȂvu邭łvƂɁA̐SbĂlłBwvmx2002N7uW[hv XOPD A waiter is one that believes that money grows on trays. EGB^[͂͂~̏ňƐMlłB XOQD ܂AVI͗ejA}ɌB uȂB̎q́ACXG̑̐l|A܂Aオ邽߂ɒ߂A܂A΂󂯂邵邵ƂĒ߂Ă܂B Ȃ̐Shтł傤B͑̐l̐S̎v邽߂łBv iJQFRS[RSj And Simeon blessed them and said to Mary His mother, gBehold, this Child is appointed for the fall and rise of many in Israel, and for a sign to be opposed\ and a sword will pierce even your own soul\to the end that thoughts from many hearts may be revealed.h (Luke2:33-34) XORDu̓GWvg̖ɍDӂ悤ɂꂽ̂ŁAGWvg͔ނ̊肢𕷂ꂽBEEvioGWvgL@12:36a) XOSDyAJ̃W[Nz @A math joke@ @Teacher, I can't solve this problem. @Any five year old should be able to solve this one. @No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten! @Z̃W[N@ @搶I@ڂ́A̖A܂B @ǂȂT΂̎qłAȂ̂́A܂I @ςIڂ́AꂶAȂ͂B @ڂ́APO΂Ȃ񂾂I XOTDƂł͂ȂADƂł͂ȂA_łВU炷Ƃ͂ȂAv[ƂD_sfł͂ȂAłĂał͂ȂAւ荂Ƃł͂ȂA[AĂł͂ȂBꂪAw҂̏B@\ WE[@\ (AJ̋NƉ) XOUDς薣͂Ă̂́A̐lɃ}邩ǂȂłBłBĂl̂ƂɐlW܂ĂBuNƁiVՂu݂퐥Rvl^{̓VՂEljv XOVD ߂̎̂ŁA_͂̌q킵A̕A琶܂ꂽҁA܂@̉ɂ҂ƂȂ܂B ͗@̉ɂ҂܂o߂ŁǍʁAqƂĂ̐g󂯂悤ɂȂ邽߂łB iKeSFS[Tj But when the fullness of the time came, God sent forth His Son, born of a woman, born under the Law, so that He might redeem those who were under the Law, that we might receive the adoption as sons. (Galatians4:4-5) XOWDuɁA̓荬ėOlƁAr⋍Ȃǂ̔ɑ̉ƒ{AނƂƂɏBvioGWvgL@12:38) XOXDyAJ̃W[Nz @If@ @If it's there and you can see it - it's real. @If it's not there and you can see it - it's virtual. @If it's there and you can't see it - it's transparent. @If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it! @@ @AȂĂ̂ɂ΁ÁAłB @AȂĂ̂ɂȂ΁ÁAo[ @łB @AȂĂ̂ɂȂ΁A͓łB @AȂĂȂ̂ɂȂ΁AȂ @Ă܂̂łI XPOD͒qbȂ炾BqbΕKlԂ͌ɂȂB͎mĂqbɏ߂Ă킩邩炾B@\ c@\ XPPD Ȃ́Ab݂̂䂦ɁAMɂċ~ꂽ̂łB́AgoƂł͂ȂA_̎łB sɂ̂ł͂܂Bւ邱Ƃ̂Ȃ߂łB iGy\QFW[Xj For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; not aresult of works, so that no one may boast. (Ephesians2:8-9) XPQDꗬƎvƎ̂ꗬłȂȂn܂BƏAƍڎwƂClAςLтBucmiu㕺qvړX^iElA̖Hjv XPRDu͂̉_̒A͂̉΂̒̑O痣ȂBvioGWvgL@13:22) XPSDyAJ̃W[Nz @soup@ @Waiter, this soup tastes funny ? @Then why aren't you laughing! @X[v@ @qFEGC^[ÃX[vAȂ񂾂uv @@@@ȂłH @EGC^[FiuvȂjȂA΂Ȃ̂łH XPTD 킯ŁAȂ́A͂⑼lł񗯎҂łȂA͐kƓłA_̉ƑȂ̂łB iGy\QFPXj So then you are no longer strangers and aliens, but you are fellow citizens with the saints, and are of Godfs household, (Ephesians2:19) XPUDaƂƂ́Aꂷ̂łȂA݂FߍƁBႢFߍĂa邱Ƃł悤Bcc䂪͎lGLȁAԍ炫AnłB݂ɑaāALN̒ƂȂ邱Ƃ肢Buciq~oǒjv XPVDuŃ[Z͖ɌBwĂ͂ȂB藧āA傤AȂ̂߂ɍs̋~ȂBEEExvioGWvgL@14:13) XPWDv̂ɁA̐ňԑ傫ȋꂵ݂͈lڂŁANKvƂꂸAĂȂlX̋ꂵ݂łB܂A^̐lԓm̂ȂƂ͂ǂ̂YĂ܂AƑFlȂ̂Ɉ邱Ƃ̈ӖYĂ܂l̋ꂵ݂łāA͂̐ōő̋ꂵ݂ƌł傤B}U[EeT XPXDyAJ̃W[Nz @Happy New Year's Joke@ @A young man at a New Year's party turns to his friend and @asked for a cigarette. @'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit @smoking,' his friend said. @'I'm in the process of quitting,' the man said. @'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.' @'What's phase one?' @'I've quit buying. @j[C[Y@W[N@ @VNŁAႢjFB̂ƂɍsāA^oRɂĕ @܂B @u^oR͎~߂ĐVŇӂƎvĂvƗFB͌ @܂B @j͓܂Bu~߂ĂŒv @úAiKv @uiKHv @û~߂񂾂v XQOD E̒̐ӂ肵 EււƂĐ𖡂 ic R΁j XQPD 傤ǂ̂ƂAޏɂāA_ɊӂAāAGT܂҂]ł邷ׂĂ̐lXɁA̗cq̂ƂB iJQFRWj At that very moment she came up and began giving thanks to God, and continued to speak of Him to all those who were looking for the redemption of Jerusalem. (Luke2:38) XQQD{yɂ悤@邢ɂ悤@͏ǁ@Z݂悢ɂ悤@{ɐ܂ĂĂ悩Ɓ@悤ȁ@悤@ꂪ\ꐢI̓{ւ́@킽̊肢@@|⑺^ilj[ XQRDuCXG͎傪GWvgɍsꂽ̑傢Ȃ͂̂ŁA͎AƂ̂׃[ZMBvioGWvgL@14:31) XQSD msymB NsyNB ȒmRB (qAꡗV) m͑mɋy΂B N͑Nɋy΂B ȂɂȂĂ̑RmB XQTD AMƂ̂ȂAǂČĂы߂邱Ƃłł傤B Ƃ̂ȂAǂĐM邱Ƃłł傤B דlȂāAǂĕƂłł傤B 킳ȂẮAǂĐד邱Ƃłł傤B ̂悤ɏĂƂłB uǂƂ̒m点lX̑́AȂƂςł傤B i[}POFPS[PTj How then will they call on Him in whom they have not believed? How will they believe in Him whom they have not heard? And how will they hear without a preacher? How will they preach unless they are sent? Just as it is written, gHow beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news of good things!h (Romans10:14-15) XQUD̐Sől܂ĂAl܂ɐe؂ɂĂBv̐SƂl𐶂Ă߂ɂ͑ϑ厖BuaviZ_jv XQVDNg\MA͎̓͂ƂɂB@\ w}EwbZ@\ XQWDyAJ̃W[Nz @resolution@ @I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with @which I answer my e-mail. @When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" @I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to @get her phone number. @I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose). @I will think of a password for my computer other than @"password." @I will try to figure out why I "really" need 111 e-mail @addresses. @ӁiVN̕j@ @XlC[ɂʂ̃[Ɠ悤ɕԎ܂B @ʔW[N𕷂ĂA܂B @Xe[fX̓dbԍ𕷂߂ɋ@Ń{^ @܂B @؎蒠܂B @iƂĂA@̏łuoXv܂Bj @p\R̃pX[h"password"ȊOɂ܂B @قƂɁAPPP[AhXKvlĂ݂܂B XQXD炪]ł邱ƁA肽Ɨ~Ă邱ƂX[YɎ󂯓Ă炤߂ɂ́A܂̐Sm˂΂ȂȂBi{c@Yj XRODWĎs|AȂƂ|Bi{c@Yj XRPDlԂɕKvȂ͍̂邱ƂB̐▽ɒǂ܂ꂽƂɏo͂{̗͂łBi{c@Yj XRQDl͈厖ɂĕς̂ł͂ȂBX̏ȏov킵AȂɂČ܂̂BiEVt[R[j XRRD Never despair, but, if you do, work on in despair. ]Ă͂ȂBA]Ă܂A]̒ł萋ȂB iGh}hEo[NF@CMX̐Ɓj XRSD The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. アlԂ͑҂Ƃł܂BƂƂ͂̐l̋̏؂Ȃ̂łB i}ng}EKW[F@Ch̓Ɨ^wҁj XRTD CGX͂܂܂mbi݁Aw傫ȂA_ƐlƂɈꂽB iJQFTQj And Jesus kept increasing in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and men. (Luke2:52) XRUDlIȗQ𒴂Ċ𑱂ȂA͂̑hW߂ȂiЂƂǁĵƂ𐬂ł傤BĂȏAgēw͂邱ƂBuocSi_ꕁywā^POO΁jv XRVDuEEE[Z͔ނɌBw͎傪ȂɐHƂė^ĂpłBxvioGWvgL@16:15b) XRWDyAJ̃W[Nz @New Years wish@ @Dear Lord: @May our hair, our teeth, our facelift, our honey cakes, @and our stocks not fall. @And may our blood pressure, our cholesterol, our white @blood count, our weight and our mortgage interest rates @not rise. @ӁiVN̕j@ @_l @̖сAÂi𒼂Ă̂jAP[LA @݂܂悤ɁB @܂AARXe[AȀdASہiZ[ @̋jオ܂悤ɁB XRXDN̒̃GxXgoĂBuIjioRƁjv XSODfp[g͉̕AX[p[̓XgbvꂾB@i_CG[nƎҁj XSPD݂͒Ȃ́BĂ܂قA͂قǗǂT[rX󂯂Bqji}g^AВj XSQDlԂƂĐƂ΁AF͂ĂBaviZnƎҁj XSRD킢Ȃ؂ɂ邱Ƃv܂B[@i\j[nƎҁj XSSDЈNɂ͂ꂩ3{Ă炤B10{B͂ȏɓByqvi4ocAj XSTDsׂ邪̂ɎBic Yj XSUD ꂩCGX́AɉčsAiUɋAāAeɎdꂽB ͂̂Ƃ݂ȁASɗ߂ĂB iJQFTPj And He went down with them and came to Nazareth, and He continued in subjection to them; and His mother treasured all these things in her heart. (Luke2:51) XSVDKƂ́AlXƂ̐lԊ֌W݂߂āA[키Ƃɐ銴ӂ̔OɑȂ܂BuXMOiNwҁ^ҁjv XSWDuCXG̉Ƃ́A}iƖÂB̓RGh̎̂悤ŁAA̖͖ꂽׂ̂悤łBvioGWvgL@16:31) XSXDyAJ̃W[Nz @towel@ @Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face? @No, I look in a towel! @^I@ @Ȃ́AƁA܂H @ÁA^Ii̒j܂B @Japan@ @If you are in Japan@too long , you will master the way of @simultaneous bowing and handshaking. @{@ @AȂ{ɒZ݉߂悤ȂƂɂȂA @ȂAɈ@}X^[ł傤B XTOD̎Ă΁AȂǂƉߋUԂĂ͂Ȃ܂BނAȂƂŗオAグȂB@\ GhK[EP[V[@\ (Sff) XTPD́A̋CɂȂΒNɓ邱ƂłB̂߂ɏ݂ĔY݁A~܂ĂlB甲oɂ́AGȏ؂̂ĂāÄӎuVvɊтƂB@\ V F @\ w˔j!@ȂlBx XTQDYɂ܂ƂƂAǍłvoƂƂȂ񂾁Bi[ Nj XTRDyAJ̃W[Nz @In the bus@ @Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, @@@he told me to give up my seat to a lady. @Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. @Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap! @oX̒Ł@ @qu}}AڂAppƈꏏɃoXɂ̂A @@@@ppڂɁAȂ̐lɐȏČ񂾂Bv @}}uAڂ́A悢Ƃ񂾂ˁBv @qułA}}Aڂ́ÂƂpp̕G̏ɍĂ @@@񂾂Bv XTSDy؂ɐz EwKɂȂ{̃RcÁA݂ɐ邱ƂłB܂łߋ̂Ƃ񂾂Av킸肵ĂȂōȀuԂAőx̊тTƂłx@W[EEFuX^[ Ew͉߂Ă܂ĂȂB͂Ă݂Ȃ΂킩ȂBȎ͍̎gǂĂ邩ƂƂłx@N Ew{̍ḰAuƁvf炵̂ɂāAuv炳Ƃ̂ł͂܂B]K̂́ghȂ̂łx@}[V[EVCt EwSɍ݂炴΁AǂAǂAH炦ǂ̖m炸x@uwv Ewx̐lB獡̎lBߋ͋y΂A͒mꂸBł̂Ƃ͏@ɂ܂x@V Ewߋ݂ɂȂAS݂܂Bߋ̌ʂƃXA̎ɑ݂Ă܂x@WF[YEA Ew悭邱ƂAɌĕox@˓⒮ EwyB肪BтłBꂪKƂȂAVƂȂ悤Ȑōłx@V Ew؂ȂƂ́Ał͈͂ɂ܂͖ڂ邱ƂłBꏊÁAuĂ󋵁BoA邱Ɓx@Rc EwXDx EwlɂāAƂ؂ȂƂA͂łu܁vłx@c݂ Ew؂ɐx@˓⒮ XTTDlƂ͏ɍ܂ƒ̌JԂłBłłtĂƂƂɕK͊J܂Buissҁ^᎛ZEjv XTUD Ƃ΂͐lƂȂāÅԂɏZ܂ꂽB ͂̉̕hB݂̂Ƃ痈ꂽЂƂqƂẲhłB ͌̕b݂Ƃ܂ƂɖĂꂽB inlPFPSj And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we saw His glory, glory as of the only begotten from the Father, full of grace and truth. (John1:14) XTVDu͔ނ炪΂Aނ̓[ẐƂɎėÁA݂Ȕނ玩gł΂BvioGWvgL@18:26) XTWDȂ鎖ƂƂǂ̐ۂ́AQSv𓾂VXeAꂽۂɂĂBi}LFj XTXDnȊ{͌߂ꂪȂ́BǂAڂɌȂy̋́Ả\ȂLĂB@\ ㌴_@\ XUODyAJ̃W[Nz @Strongest Guy@ @A guy walks into a bar and demands to know. @"Who's the strongest in here?" @The toughest guy looks at him and says @"I am the strongest around here!" @The other guy politely asks @"Can you help me push my car to the gas station?" @ŋ̒j@ @j́Ao[ɓA܂B @uNAňԋjHv @ȒjނĂ܂B @uAł͈ԋjIv @l̒j́AJɕ܂B @uK\X^h܂Ŏ̎ԂĂ̂Ă炦 @܂񂩁Hv XUPD AlԓIߑ AMƌւ OAɖmȖڕWw lAl̍Kɖ𗧂 ܁AǂȌPK ZAsɂȂ AɕSS͓ Aȓ𑱂 AMs \AԂLɊp \Ał@l \A\ɒ킵 ujianEXHƉECEOjv XUQD 킽̖ڂɂ́AȂ͍őB 킽͂ȂĂB iCUSRFSj gSince you are precious in My sight, Since you are honored and I love you, (isaiah43:4) XURDu킪܂BȂA܂͂ȂĂ̂BȂȂOŎvĂ̂B_҂]߁B͂Ȃ_ق߂B̊̋~A̐_Bvi42:11) XUSDyAJ̃W[Nz @waiter@ @At a restaurant, the customer said to the waiter, @gHey your thumb is in my@soup!h @And the waiter said, @gThatfs all right, sir. It isnft hot.h @EGC^[@ @XgŁAqEGC^[Ɍ܂B @uI@Ȃ̐ew̃X[vɓĂIv @ƃEGC^[͌܂B @uvłB̃X[v@MȂłv @snails@ @Why do the French eat snails? @Because they don't like fast food. @ނ@ @ǂătXl̓J^cĤׂł傤H @Fast FoodDłȂłB XUTDwƂ́AlƂēݍsׂؓCs邱ƂłāAZ\ɏKn邾̂̂ł́AĂȂBi{ j XUUDƒm肽AƊwтBDSȂƂŁAl͐Ă̂ƎvB@\ CAE\[v@\ XUVD AnCƍmIȕԎł邱 OAl̘bmȂ畷 uؓsqiẼGXeeBV^ACeXВjv XUWD LXg͐_̌płȂ̂ɁA_̂̂ĂȂƂ͍lA𖳂ɂāAd҂̎pƂAlԂƓ悤ɂȂ܂B lƂĂ̐ČAڂAɂ܂ŏ]Aɏ\˂̎ɂ܂ł]܂B issQFU[Wj who, although He existed in the form of God, did not regard equality with God a thing to be grasped, but emptied Himself, taking the form of a bond-servant, and being made in the likeness of men. Being found in appearance as a man, He humbled Himself by becoming obedient to the point of death, even death on a cross. (Philippians2:6-8) XUXDuāA͐_̍ՒdA̍łтƂ_݂̂ƂɍsAՂɍ킹āAȂق߂܂傤B_B̐_Bvi43:S) XVOD撣葱͂̂AŌɍŋ̉^ɂ邱ƂłBuKbcΏiWBCECgsIjv XVPDyAJ̃W[Nz @star@ @What does one star say to another star when they meet? @Glad to meteor! @@ @鐯A鐯ɉAȂĂł傤H @Obh@e[@~eBI @iGlad to meet youj @The secret of our long marriage@ @When people ask me the secret of our long marriage, I tell them. @Twice a week we take time off to go to this romantic little @restaurant we know. @There's dinner by candlelight, soft music and dancing under the @stars. @She goes on Mondays, I go on Thursdays. @𒷑錍@ @̒̔閧𕷂ƁÂ悤Ɍ܂B @TɂQAԂāAȂ݂̃}eBbNŏȃXg @ɍs܂B @낤̖ł̃fBi[AÂȉyƁẢŃ_XB @ޏ͌jƂɁA͖ؗjƂɍs܂B XVQDy͐Mƍsׁz Ew͔\IȊłA󓮓IȊł͂Ȃx@t EwƂ͏Ԃł͂Ȃnsׂłx@ EwA͎vlłAsł܂x@o[gERN Ew͍s𔺂́x@}U[EeT Ew͐M̍sׂłx@}E EwM̂Ȃ͉i邱ƂłȂx@nӘaq EwlƂł́AjՂƂȂĎƑlK̓ɓ܂x@VyEAh Ew͂̐ł͑傫Ƃ͂ł܂BȂƂ傫Ȉł邾łx@}U[EeT XVRDxƂȂlǂ邩B̃e[}߂Aɐ͂͗NĂB XVSD Because Adam had come home late, Eve started to berate him, "You've been unfaithful to me!" Adam looked at her, puzzled. "With whom?" A_xAĂ̂ŁAGon߂BuȂACĂł傤IvA_͓fŔޏȂAuNƁHv XVTD Ȃ̕ƕhBȂ̐_A傪^悤ƂĂnŁAȂ̗Ȃ邽߂łB ioGWvgQOFPQj gHonor your father and your mother, that your days may be prolonged in the land which the Lord your God gives you. (EXodus20:12) XVUDu_BȂ̉łBRȕ𖽂ĂBEEE͂_ɂČւ܂B܂AȂ̌䖼Ƃɂق߂܂Bvi44FSCW) XVVDƂ́Axz҂ƖO̊ԂɌ΂PȌ_łBi\[j XVWD ɂ͖B́A̓A̍オAuׂĂ̐lԂ͕ɍĂƂƂ́A̐^łƍlvƂ̍̐MA^̈ӖŎƂłBLOqt I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up@and live out the true meaning of its creed:@gWe hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.h <Martin Luther King, Jr.> XVXD _́Â݂܂܂ɁAȂ̂ɓĎu𗧂ĂAs킹Ă̂łB issQFPRj for it is God who is at work in you, both to will and to work for His good pleasure. (Philippians2:13) XWOD䖝̎ȂĖl͈lȂBuGjiÐ쏤ƍZqo[{[ējv XWPDu_BȂ̉͐XȂAȂ̉̏͌̏Bvi45:U) XWQDyAJ̃W[Nz @Looking for me@ @One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. @"May I speak to your parents?" @"They're busy." @"Oh. Is anybody else there?" @"The police." @"Can I speak to them?" @"They're busy." @"Oh. Is anybody else there?" @"The firemen." @"Can I speak to them?" @"They're busy." @"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, @and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? @What are they doing?" @"Looking for me." @@ڂTĂ@ @AdbAȏN܂B @uAꂳɂׂ܂Hv @ulƂZ񂾁v @uɒNHv @u肳v @uׂHv @uZ񂾁v @uɒNHv @uhmv @uׂHv @uZ񂾁v @uAnbLǁA񂽂A肳 @hmAɂ݂ȖŹHv @uij݂ȉẮHv @uڂTĂv XWRD ݕAzB tCȈטaB (VqA42) ͉A𕉂ėzA tCȂĘaׂB XWSD "There's beggary in the love that can be reckon'd." ǂ̂炢ƌ悤ȈȂǔڂ̂B iEBAEVFCNXsAFCMX̌Ɓj XWTD gCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. h uECƂ́AƂCɑ΂ĒR邱ƂłAxz邱ƂłāAƂCƂƂł͂ȂBv i}[NEgEFCFAJ̏Ɓj XWUDyAJ̃W[Nz @cheating in an exam@ @Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you ? @Pupil: How did you know? @Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" @@@@@ and you have put "Me, neither"! @JjO@ @搶FȂ́Atbh̓ĂʂłH @kFȂł킩́H @搶Ftbh̓ĂɁAu킩܂vĂ񂾂 @@@@ǁAȂ̓Ăɂ́Auڂi킩܂jv @@@@ďĂB @flies@ @The customer said angrily to the waiter, @gThere are two flies in my soup ! Whatfs the meaning of this? @The waiter replied politely, g I wouldnft know , sir. I am not @fortune teller. @nG@ @qɃEGC^[ɌB @ũX[vɃnGɂQCĂI͂ǂӖ @Hv @EGC^[͒JɓB @uɂ͂킩܂B͐肢tł͂܂̂Łv XWVD 삪Â悤ȌāȀɉ̂ɂȂB ܂AV琺B uȂ́A킽̈qA킽͂ȂԁBv iJRFQQj and the Holy Spirit descended upon Him in bodily form like a dove, and a voice came out of heaven, gYou are My beloved Son, in You I am well-pleased.h (Luke3:22) XWWD񂢂߂ɐςݏグĂ̂A{̓ɌqBuocSi_ꕁywā^POO΁jv XWXDu͒n̉ʂĂ܂ł킢߂A|ւ܂Af؂AԂ΂ŏĂꂽBvi46:X) XXODΕKς܂BΕK킩܂BΕKgɂ܂BƂɂĂȂ͋ȂĂ܂B@\ ΋P@\ XXPD 킯ŁA_̂ƂɂāAݐ[AȑՎiƂȂ邽߁Aׂ͂Ă̓_ŌZ킽Ɠ悤ɂȂȂ΂Ȃ܂łB ͖̍߂̂߂ɁAȂ߂Ȃ邽߂Ȃ̂łB iwuQFPVj Therefore, He had to be made like His brethren in all things, so that He might become a merciful and faithful high priest in things pertaining to God, to make propitiation for the sins of the people. (Hebrews2:17) pPꁄpertain Kp@propitate @{߂ XXQD厖ȂƗ~΁AȂ鎖炸΂ނׂBđƂȂ΂ȂBi{ j XXRDn܂荡n܂AȂĂΉĂ|ȂBu}TREg[ilƁjv XXSDuׂĂ̍X̖BBт̐Đ_ɋׁB܂ƂɁAƍ́ABSn̑傢Ȃ鉤Bvi47:PCQ) XXTD[}œԂɂȂAňԂɂȂ肽̂BiEXEJGT@a[}̐ƁERlj XXUDyAJ̃W[Nz @@The Perfect Son@ @A: I have the perfect son. @B: Does he smoke? @A: No, he doesn't. @B: Does he drink whiskey? @A: No, he doesn't. @B: Does he ever come home late? @A: No, he doesn't. @B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. @@ How old is he? @A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. @zIȑq@ @A:ɂ́AzIȑq܂B @B:^oR͋źH @A:z܂B @BFECXL[͈ށH @A:܂ȂB @B:ijxA邱ƂȂ񂩂H @A:܂B @B:́AȂ́AȑqقƂɎĂ܂ˁB @@ނ͉΂łH @A:ނ́Ax̐jŁAUɂȂ܂B XXVD邱Ƃւ̐]ȂɁA邱Ƃւ̈͂ȂBiAx[EJ~j XXWDyMӁEGlM[z EwړIAiACBłȂR͂Rx@JG Ewꎩ̕s\ȂƂ͂܂ȂBɂ́AЂƂƂ悤ƂMӂÂ߂̎iȏɌĂ̂łx@EVtR[ Ew˔\͂Ă̐lĂ񂾂ǁA˔\̂ȂȂāA𔭊GlM[邩ǂx@{x EwȂĂMlȂǂȂBM͐VȍsAVȌSAVȓẃAVȗOɂāA܂Ă̂x@upsXv EwƂslƂ́AƂl̂ƂȂx@XeB[E[RbN Ewӗ~ƈ͈̑ȍsׂɂ݂тłx@Q[e EwEŏMȂŐAꂽ̑Ȃ̂͂ȂƊmMx@w[Q EwGlM[͏oΏoقǗNĂ̂x@͈ XXXD͓VɂCŁA܁ȀuԁAׂƂɐt̓w͂ĂBĂ΁AK邢炳Bu؏Gqiwmjv POOOD āAlA _̋~悤ɂȂBv iJRFUj And all flesh will see the salvation of God.fh (Luke3:6) POOPDuLXǵÄ̐E玄~oƂāA̍߂̂߂ɂĝĂɂȂ܂B̐_ł蕃ł݂̂ɂ̂łBviKeP:S) POOQDꂽ΁AJꂽBȂ̂Ɏ͂ĂAꂽ̑Oł܂ł߂ɂ݁AɌĊJꂽ݂̑ɋCtȂBiOnEx@XRbgh܂̉ȊwҁEƁj POORDyAJ̃W[Nz @@fairy tales@ @What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear? @Ferry tales! @Ƃ΂Ȃ@ @D̎q́AǂȂb𕷂̂ł傤H @tF[@eC @Parking@ @A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, @"Can I park here?" @"No," says the cop. @"What about all these other cars?" @"They didn't ask!" POOSDl͂̐ǂ̐lԂɂȂBii|Ij POOTDɂȂĂAS͎̋CŐƈđ邱ƂłBтĊy݂ȂA𒚔Jɐςݏd˂ĂBu얭iƁjv POOUD ŐlAoveX}󂯂ɏoėāABu搶B͂ǂ΂悢̂ł傤Bv nl͔ނɌBu߂ꂽ̈ȏɂ́A藧ĂĂ͂܂Bv mAނɐq˂ČBu͂ǂΗǂ̂ł傤Bv nl͌BuꂩA͂ŋ䂷A̎҂ӂ߂肵Ă͂܂B̋ŖȂBv iJRFPQ[PSj And some tax collectors also came to be baptized, and they said to him, gTeacher, what shall we do?h And he said to them, gCollect no more than what you have been ordered to.h Some soldiers were questioning him, saying, gAnd what about us, what shall we do?h And he said to them, gDo not take money from anyone by force, or accuse anyone falsely, and be content with your wages.h (Luke3:12-14) POOVDuȑO_kł̎̍śAȂłɕĂƂłB͌_̋𔗊QAłڂƂ܂BviKeP:13) POOWD @ǂĂƎɁ@fɐȂ́@Ȏv@₢Ȃ @߂ȂłׂĂ@ꂻɂȂĂ@MĂĂȂ̂Ƃ @@@@@@@@@i◢@S@@uPIECE OF MY WISHvj POOXD The sick man sleeps when the debtor cannot. i҂ȂƂɂal͖j ulSla(ЂႭт傤)n(Ђ)̋ꂵ݁v POPOD We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. -- Bern Williams ΂TĂāA݂߂ȂBT߂āAr̖߂Ă܂ȂB POPPDGŁAu50΂Ŋ50̖vƂC^r[󂯂܂B10A20͂炷ƏoĂ܂BAꂵ݂͂̂ƂłBȂ̎Ԃ₵A̐S̒ɐ[荞݁A{͉̂Aق̂TȂƏoĂ܂łBxďIł͂ȂAƂǂ̂AmωĂł͗Lł͂Ȃł傤BP邽߂ɁAgƌƂȂ΂̂łB@\ F@\ w13ŐlςZtEx[Vx POPQDlԂ͎RłA˂Ɏg̑IɂčŝׂłBiTgj POPRDlЂ炭Ƃ͐SЂ炭ƂłBSЂ炩ɌłĂlɁAl͂Ђ炩ȂBwȐl_ |PbgWxivmoŎЊj POPSD ȂLXĝ̂ł΁AɂăAun̎qłA񑩂ɂ鑊lȂ̂łB iKeRFQXj And if you belong to Christ, then you are Abrahamfs descendants, heirs according to promise. (Galatians3:29) POPTDu͔ނɈꎞ܂łB͕̐^Ȃ̊Ԃŏɕۂ邽߂łBviKeQFTj POPUDl̂̂B݂ȂŋLł閲uBi@@ƉƁj POPVDEî́Aӂ҂ƊȒPȕ@TƂ炾B@\ o[gEAXEnCC@\ POPWDl̂ɂĉȂ񂩂łˁ[񂾁@\ rs@uNɓ͂v POPXD\Ȋ͂ƔMӂ̂ĺAsKɌ邲ƂɁAlƐEɑ΂VƂɂāAsKzĂ낤B@\ bZ@\ uK_v POQODV˂Ƃ́A₦ԂȂw͂𑱂lԂ̂ƂłBsƐƂ̊Ԃ悷͂܂ɂAƂzĂCȂBƈ̐hŁAƈ̓w͂ŕKAƂƂŌv҂܂ɂBƈ́AĂтƓėOԂłBʂۂ͍D]Ă鎞AԂ^ÂɌ̂Bꌩ]ƌ̂łA撣΁Aꉟ΁AP听҂󂯂Ă邩mȂBCȂȂ莸s͂蓾ȂB̓琶skȊOɔsk݂͑Aꂪ܂ĂS̎コȊOɂ́AzȂQȂǑ݂ȂBGo[gEno[h POQPDyAJ̃W[Nz @sushi@ @A guy walks into a Chinese restaurant with his wife. @The waiter approaches, the guy asks for "a table for two". @As they are waiting for a table to be prepared, his wife @can't help to notice a fish tank full of beautiful @tropical fish. @The wife turns to her husband and demands that she wants @the same fish brought for her at home. @The husband agrees and asks the waiter what the fish are @called. @The waiter replies "sushi". @i@ @j́AؗXɍȂƈꏏɓ܂BEGC^[߂Â @āAQle[u𗊂݂܂B @e[û҂ȂAȂ́AYȔMы @ɂ̂킩܂B @Ȃ́Av̂قɍsāAقƌ܂B @v͗AEGC^[ɂ͉̋܂B @EGC^[́AuivƓ܂B POQQD̒qڂp̂ɂȂIƂ΂ɗȂYقBiEVtR[j POQRDysKz EwsKƂ́Alɑ΂ےIȎvlɂƂȂȂ̂łBvlȂɂ́AsK݂͑ł܂BےIȊĂ̂́AȂ̎vlȊÔȂɂ̂łȂ̂łx@qEJ[\ Ew͎ɂȂ̂āÂƂsKƎvĂB܂̐l͎ɂ̂ςāÂƂKƎvĂx@WZtE[ Ewl͂ĂĎ̕sKɂ͉ߕqȂ̂łx@쌴d EwĺAWsK邱Ƃ͂ȂAȂsKɎԂƊQ邱ƂȂ낤x@bZ EwГɈ߂ɂ́AГɈ悭Bʎ߂ɂ́Aʂ悭BnГ̂閭@ɂČx@Ǌ EwǂɂȂȂƂ́AY邱ƂKx@hCĉƂ킴 Ew͕sKȂƂƍKȂƂāA̕sKƁA̕sKŖ}Ă̂ƂhԂė܂x@F EwNłԂɂ킽ĕsKȂ̂́AɂقȂȂx@e[j EwŎxz邱ƂoȂĺAsKɂȂ₷x@ҏH EwsǨ́A̒N̐gł͂ȂAg̐głx@WF[YEA POQSDꂵƂǁAJԂAJԂA̐Mł蔲ABuēcaqiꐶی݉Љcƒjv POQTD āAȂ͎qł䂦ɁA_́uAoAvƌĂԁAq̌A̐SɌ킵Ă܂B iKeSFUj Because you are sons, God has sent forth the Spirit of His Son into our hearts, crying, gAbba! Father!h (Galatians4:6) POQUDuāAق̃_lAނƂɖ{SUsƂAoio܂ł̋U̍sɈ܂Ă܂܂BviKeQF13j POQVD @uFňԊ댯Ȃ̂mĂ邩Hv @wHx @uBv @@@@@if@ECEubN3j POQWD If anything can go wrong, it will. (Murphyfs Law) X\͕̂̂KȂB POQXD All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. ݂ǂ́AׂēƑn琶܂ꂽʂłB iWEXA[gE~F@CMX̌oϊwҁj POROD There's nothing in this world so sweet as love, and next to love the sweetest thing is hate! قǊÂ̂͐̒ɂ͂ȂBāA̎ɊÂ݂̂͑łB iHEWEOtF[F@č̎lj PORPD ߂痈V͎łBA_̉鎒́A̎CGXELXgɂî̂łB i[}UFQRj For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. (Romans6:23) PORQDȂ̂V̂ł͂ȂÂɖڂBu^uaiua^vXjv PORRDuLXǵÂ߂ɂ̂ꂽ̂ƂȂāA𗥖@̂̂낢܂oĂ܂BȂȂAu؂ɂ҂ׂ͂Ă̂ꂽ̂łvƏĂ邩łBv@iKeRF13j PORSD CGX͓ČꂽBuwl̓pŐ̂ł͂ȂA_̌o̂Ƃ΂ɂxƏĂBv i}^CSFSj But He answered and said, gIt is written, eMan shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that proceeds out of the mouth of God.fh (Matthew4:4) PORTDГɑAVA炸A܂AsڂAЂOɖ邭w͂𑱂ĂBꂩ珫A悢ƂN邽߂ɂ̋̂ƑςA^ꂽɊӂB悢ƂN΁A遂炸ÂԂ炸A킸AȂɂ悢@Ɍb܂Ă̂낤Aɂ͂ȂƂƊӂBꂪf炵l𐶂邽߂̐ΏBuaviZ_jv PORUDuāA@͎LXg֓߂̗̎{WƂȂ܂BMɂċƔF߂邽߂Ȃ̂łBv@iKeRF24) PORVD^F߂ȂƂȂB^͂ƍoƂƂ́AقǋȂƂ͂ȂłBoc҂ƂĂˁBƂ낪AlԂł^݂̑𖳎āu̗͂B̂ǂ񂾁vƌłAlƂ̂͂ˁB͑ʖځB@\ R @\ issog̎Ɖ) PORWDyAJ̃W[Nz @yesterday@ @Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning @and was always late for work. @His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he @didn't do something about it. @So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him @to take it before he went to bed. @Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. @He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. @"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!" @"That's all fine" said the boss, @"But where were you yesterday?" @@ @ǵAAQVƂ肪AAdɒx @܂B @ނ̃{X́AނAÂƂɉi΍jȂ @ƁAނɂƋ܂B @ŁAǵAނ̐搶̂ƂɍsA炢܂B @搶́AQÔ݂Ȃƌ܂B @g͂悭AAڊo܂Ȃ܂B @ނ́A蒩͂HׂāAC悭dɎԂōs @B @u{XvƔނ͌܂Bu͂悭܂v @u͂łˁv{X͌܂B @ułA͂ǂɂ񂾁Hv PORXD^Ƃ̂́AKlԂɂƂĈ̂΂炷킯ł͂Ȃ̂AlԂ̐gȐƂāAƂ͂Ƃ܂ȂƂƂĂƂ肪łB@\ _Jbq@\ POSOD̓Abv̌oc܂邽߂ɎdĂ킯ł͂ȂBō̃Rs[^邽߂ɎdĂ̂BiXeB[uEWuYj POSPD̐̒ɉ߂ƎvAȂׂlɊ΂悤ɁAɂ͐l΂悤ɓw͂邱ƂłB̗~𑽏؂k߂āAłl̂߂ɂȂ悤ɓw͂邱ƂłBuXMOiNwҁ^ҁjv POSQD Ȃ݂̉͂Ȑl̒mȂ̂ł͂܂B_͐^ȕłAȂAςȂقǂ̎ɉ킹邱Ƃ͂Ȃ܂BނAς悤ɁAƂƂɒEo̓Ă܂B iPRgPOFPRj No temptation has overtaken you but such as is common to man; and God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you are able, but with the temptation will provide the way of escape also, so that you will be able to endure it. (1 Corinthians10:13) POSRDuāAȂ͎qł䂦ɁA_́wAoAxƌĂԁAq̌A̐SɌ킵Ă܂Bv@iKeSFU) POSSDɒmgɂƂĂSmS\ɂȂ邱ƂȂǂ͂łȂA׋ȂlXƂ͓Vnقǂ̊JłBivg@ÑMV̓Nwҁj POSTDȏ̔ڋȓw͂܂łKv͂ȂBi KVj POSUDyǏz EwǂǂނƂ́Aߋ̍łꂽlXƉb킷悤Ȃ̂łx@fJg EwǂނƂƂ́AlhꂵĂȂƂƂAeՂɎɎĎȉPŗǂ̕@łx@\NeX Ew{̖͂݁A{͓ۂݍ݁Â{͂悭ŏׂłx@x[R EwǏčlȂ̂́AHďȂ̂Ɠłx@Gh}hEo[N Ewǂ񂾂̂̂̂ɂɂ́A܂ǂ݂ȂlAǂݏIĂl邱Ƃłx@WEgbh EwH~ȂĐHׂ邱ƂNɊQ邲ƂA~]Ƃʕ׋͋LȂALƂۑȂx@IihE_Er Ew̒Ɏgނׂe[}ȂɂĂȂlԂ́A{ǂłAV邱ƂłȂx@JG Ewl̒mb݂Â邱ƁAꂪǏ̑傫ȖړIłx@WEgbh Ew{Ƃ̂́A͂słɗĂ΁Aꂾŏ\˂̂̂x@ÓcEg POSVDyB肪BтłBꂪKƂȂAVƂȂ悤ȐōłBuViswjv POSWDɃxXgsBNĂȂĂA͕KĂB肳ȁB@\ REpEG@\ w[_[ڎwl̐Sx POSXD łAɂȂȂŁÂ݂͉ł邩A悭ȂB iGy\TFPVj So then do not be foolish, but understand what the will of the Lord is. (Ephesians5:17) POTODu킯ŁAZ킽B͓z̏̎qǂł͂ȂAȐ̎qǂłBviKe4F31) POTPDƐ키҂́A̍ێɂȂʂ悤ɋC邪BԁA[̂łƁA[܂AN̂ށBit[hbqEBwEj[F@hCc̓Nwҁj POTQDtƂǂ߂̈ꌂȂǂȂBȃXebv̐ςݏd˂Bis[^[EER[Gj POTRDǂȂɐhƂĂA傤̐hƎvΑς邵AtɊƂĂA傤Ǝv΂ɒ^邱ƂȂB傤Aڂ̑ÔƂłΊ撣Buciq~oǒjv POTSDǂĂƂȂÂ߂ɉJ͕K{Ȃ񂾂ˁBJɁAςāA悤I@\ h[ExbJEp[g@\ POTTD A͐^ȕłAȂA҂Ă܂B iQeTjPRFRj But the Lord is faithful, and He will strengthen and protect you from the evil one. (2 Thessalonians 3:3) POTUDu킸̃p킪A˂̑Ŝ𔭍ŷłBv@iKeTFX) POTVDƂƂȂEɂƁAȂ̗͂ɋ^悤ɂȂAAłȂƂAAꂪ̌EA_ƃMuAbvĂ܂BiAgjI؁@vX[EƁj POTWDyAJ̃W[Nz @funeral@ @The chief clerk answered the telephone, @and an aged quivering voice said, @"Excuse me, but can I speak to Parker, the messenger boy?" @"Who is it speaking?" a sked the chief clerk. @"This is his grandfather." @Then the chief said, @"Well, Parker isn't here. He's gone to your funeral!" @V@ @̃[tdbɂłƁAb̌Ők̘Vl @܂B @uAEEAŎg肵Ăp[J[Ƒ @Ă܂񂩁Hv @uǂlłႢ܂HvƎC˂܂ @B @uEEEA͔ނ̑cȂłvƘVlŝ @[t͂܂B @úAp[J[͂ɂ܂BȂ̑VɏoȂ @͂łBv POTXDSĂ̂́AႲlAƂĂ݂悤ƂpB@\ RL@\ POUODl̋JȂāA畷ꂽĐȂBŋJBi YOj POUPDdʂĐl͐Al͎dʂāA܂ĝߐl̂߁hɕ񂢂ĂB͓̎BꂪlłA̐ɐ܂Ă̈ӖłBu쑺i싅]_Ɓjv POUQD ̑ՎíA̎コɓłȂł͂܂B߂͔Ƃ܂łAׂĂ̓_ŁAƓ悤ɁA݂ɉꂽ̂łB łÁA݂󂯁A܂b݂āAɂȂ󂯂邽߂ɁA_Ɍb݂̌ɋ߂Âł͂܂񂩁B iwuSFPT[PUj For we do not have a high priest who cannot sympathize with our weaknesses, but One who has been tempted in all things as we are, yet without sin. Therefore let us draw near with confidence to the throne of grace, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help in time of need. (Hebrews4:15-16) POURDuɂĐ̂ȂAɓāAił܂񂩁Bv@iKeTF25) POUSDłAsA_Aė~sɔY܂ȂŁA߂l͒mȂB̂悤ȋꂵz邩ǂA҂Ɣs҂𕪂BiLOXCEEH[h@Ji_̎ƉƁj POUTDyAJ̃W[Nz @Rich Widow@ @A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man @in her life so she placed an ad, which read something @like this: @RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ... @NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS: @1) WON'T BEAT ME UP @2) WON'T RUN AWAY @3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED @ȖSl@ @̌ǓƂȖSĺAޏ̐lŁAl̒U߂ @߂Ă܂BŁÂ悤ȓeŁALoƂ @܂B @SĺAlƕx𕪂jĂ܂B @̎il @PjԂȂ @QjoȂ @RjxbgŁAuO[gvł邱 POUUDX͕ωɂĂׂĂ̒mBiWElXrbcj POUVDylz EwuƂ͂ł邪Y邱Ƃ͏oȂvƂ̂́AǁAuƂ͏oȂvƂ̂ƓƂx@w[EvEr[[ Ew͂悵AY͂Ȃ悵x@o[gEuEjO Ew߂𑞂Ől𑞂܂x Ewア҂قǑƂłȂBƂƂ́Ȁ؂x@}ng}EKW[ Ew\͂́AlԂƂĂ̎̉l𑪂傫Ȃ̂Ƃx@}bNXEFE}c Ew傳قǋ̂͂ȂA^̋قǊȂ̂͂Ȃx@tVXRETWI Ew҂͂ɋB̉lmĂ邩Aނȋꂵ݂ŎĂ̂ɑςȂ̂łx@T~GEW\ EwǧNƍK̂߂ɏȂƂG͂AYĂ܂x@f[EJ[lM[ POUWD́@S߂ā@]ā@ގ@J@uKVidYƑnƎҁ^oc̐_ljv POUXD ɋ@^Ȃ悤ɂȂB iGy\SFQVj and do not give the devil an opportunity. (Ephesians4:27) POVODułÁA@̂邽тɁAׂĂ̐lɑ΂āAɐM̉Ƒ̐lɑPs܂傤BviKeUF10) POVPDނ͉ƑS狁߂ȂȀuԂɂ͕ʐl̂悤ɎR߂ĂBނ̐S͓ɕ􂵂ĂBif@vXe[Wj POVQD A large fire often comes from a small spark. iΎ͏ȉΉԂN邱Ƃj u͑厖 / 厖͏Nv ̗̑ގ\ A small spark makes a great fire. Great things have small beginnings. POVRD You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson e؂ɂ̂ɑ邱Ƃ͂ȂBxɂȂ邩ȂB POVSDłȂ΁Al𓮂Ƃ͂łȂBlɂ́AS̒ꂩ犴Ȃ΂ȂȂB܂𗬂Ȃ΁Al̗܂UƂ͂łȂBMȂ΁AlM邱Ƃ͂łȂBEBXgE[ POVTD There's beggary in the love that can be reckon'd. ǂ̂炢ƌ悤ȈȂǔڂ̂B iEBAEVFCNXsAF@CMX̌Ɓj POVUD My fellow americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. AJ̍̊FAƂȂɉĂ̂߂̂ł͂ȂAƂ̂߂ɉł̂߂ĂB iJ.F.PlfBF@č̑RT哝́j POVVD JA~ҁAґB (qAsRё) ɉJӂĐ΁AƗ~҂́A̒܂҂āB POVWD łAׂẲ₠ӂ鈫̂ċASɐAꂽ݂Ƃ΂AȂɎ󂯓ȂB݂Ƃ΂́AȂ̂܂~Ƃł܂B iRuPFQPj Therefore, putting aside all filthiness and all that remains of wickedness, in humility receive the word implanted, which is able to save your souls. (James1:21) POVXDlAǂƂƂłBƂĂpbƐ؂ւāA˂قɓ]ł悤ɂȂƁA킪傫ȂAẑ悤ɐlɖ邳Ɨǂe^悤ɂȂ܂Buissҁ^᎛ZEjv POWODu_B́AȂ̋{̒ŁAȂ̌b݂v炵܂Bvi48:X) POWPD u킽̏Ɏ̌삪B 傪AnlXɕ悤ɂƁA 킽ɖ𒍂ꂽ̂B ͂킽킳ꂽB ߂lɂ͎͖ƂA Ӑlɂ͖ڂ̊J邱Ƃ邽߂ɁB ĂlXRɂA ̌b݂̔Nm点邽߂ɁBv iJSFPW[PXj gThe Spirit of the Lord is upon Me, Because He anointed Me to preach the gospel to the poor. He has sent Me to proclaim release to the captives, And recovery of sight to the blind, To set free those who are oppressed, To proclaim the favorable year of the Lord.h (Luke4:18-19) POWQDԂ؂炫A΂͍̂肵Ă邩łBlԂłBgC{hƂȂΐl͐^ɂ̌𔭊l𐶂邱Ƃł܂BwȐl_m[gxivmoŎЊj POWRDul͂̉h؂̒ɂĂA肪Ȃ΁AłюbɓBvi49:20) POWSD݂̎̈ʒuǂł낤ƂA]ގ̎pSɕƂłĂ΁AY񂾂肷邱Ƃ͂܂Buǂꂾオvł͂ȂAuǂ̕Ă邩vƂƂɈӖ܂BƂǂ̏ԂɂĂÂׂpĂĺAKłBlԂɂƂđ؂ȂƂ́uʒuvł͂ȂuvȂ̂łB@\ ܂Ђ@\ () POWTDyAJ̃W[Nz @Drug@ @You don't think we have a problem with drugs in America @today? @I've been reading about Drug dealers who are smuggling @drugs into the country in very creative ways, but this is @unbelievable; @Associated Press is reporting that "NASA found crack in @Space Shuttle foam." @hbO@ @̃AJŁAhbO͖łƂ͎v܂񂩁H @́A낢ȍIȎiŁAhbO𖧗AhbO @Ǝ҂̂Ƃǂ񂾂Ƃ܂B @ÁAMƂłB @oʐḾÂ悤ɕ񍐂Ă܂B @umr̓Xy[XVg̒fMނɃNbNiځ^ @o܁j𔭌Bv POWUDNłV̍˂Đ܂BAĂߒœV˂rBiobN~X^[Et[j POWVD ̂ς@̂@OOā@@̂@xȂl@̂ߐl̂߁@ɂł邱Ƃā@̐g@̂ w⑺^ꌾxivmoŎЊj POWWD She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. ޏ̃bNX͕e瓾܂Bނ͐OȈłB POWXD CGX͐lXɂĘbn߂ꂽBu傤Â݂̂Ƃ΂AȂƂ܂Bv iJSFQPj And He began to say to them, gToday this Scripture has been fulfilled in your hearing.h (Luke4:21) POXODu̓ɂ͂킽Ăы߂B킽͂ȂoBȂ͂킽߂悤Bvi50:15) POXPDɁuwɉwȁvƌ܂B]vȎvAvbV[wȂƁBiѐD@\@vejXIj POXQD߂Ȃ莸s݂͑ȂBuBaii|IEq̓ҁjv POXRD|ŶȂ{ȂāAn̂ȂLXg݂Ȃ񂳁IitNE{[}j POXSD撣ĂƂˁAƂJłB[ƂˁB@\ ΋ M@\ POXTDyxXgsz EwőP̓w͂Ă݂悤B̌ʂ͓w͂Ȃ͂邩ɂ悢ʂ͂x@Q[e Ewł؂ȎB́üuɃxXgsĂ邩vƎ͐MĂx@[hEJ[\ Ewׂ邾̎ɑS͂sAΖ͈i̐i낤x@j[g EwgC邱ƂȂ킿Ȃ̂BxXgsƂׂĂȂ̂x@gEXN EwӑẮASf͂ȂA΂΁ȀO̔e҂ƂȂB́AÛȂ]sׂNQx@EVtR[ Ew𗥂邱Ƃ̂łȂldvȂƂBł߂͂܂x@A[T[EJh EwȐĺAłőPsACŌʂ󂯓x@vEEs[^[\ EwlsēV҂x Ewɂ悢ړI킸ɓw͂𑱂AŌɂ͕K~x@Q[e EwxXgsΕ邱Ƃ͂Ȃx@I\E}[f POXUD ݂̒ł́A傫ȌB ̉A̒nɏZł҂̏ ƂB iCUXFQj The people who walk in darkness Will see a great light; Those who live in a dark land, The light will shine on them. (Isaiah9:2) POXVDuǂ̙AS􂢋A̍߂A߂ĂB܂ƂɁÂ͎ނ̍߂mĂ܂B̍߂́A̖ڂ̑Oɂ܂Bvi51:Q,R) POXWDʂłāA]Ӑ}ł́Aɂꂪ^Mł낤ƂAǂ͂ȂϓITOɉ߂ȂBiX@MO@Nwҁj POXXDƂłl̓nbs[łBɂ͉fŐl΁A{Ől܂Bnbs[ɐĂlAłKɂȂ̂łBȊOŁAiCgLbvɒl鉽ŎƂłB̐lDȃmŐƂłāAŏIIɂ́A̐lɐƂł邩ǂ؂Ȃ̂łB@\ J G@\ wƂN̏Kx PPOODߋ̊댯́AlԂzɂȂ邱ƂB̊댯́AlԂ{bgɂȂ邩ȂƂBiG[bqEtj PPOPD̎dɏAꏊłȂB̎dɕ悤ɁAȂɂAƂCēw͂ȂB炢KyȂ܂BuYi΂₵Yl^齐Eljv PPOQD B킽̂킽ׁ̂A 킽̐S̊Ԃ킽I񂾎ҁB 킽͔ނ̏ɂ킽̗A ނ͍XɌV炷B iCUSQFPj gBehold, My Servant, whom I uphold; My chosen one in whom My soul delights. I have put My Spirit upon Him; He will bring forth justice to the nations. (Isaiah42:1) PPORDuA̎́A_̉Ƃɂ邨΂I[u̖؂̂悤B́AXȂA_̌b݂Ɉ˂藊ށBvi52:W) PPOSD @@l@EɈ̉ԁ@llႤ @̉Ԃ炩邱ƂɁ@ꐶɂȂ΂ @Ԃ傫ȉԁ@Ƃē̂͂Ȃ @NO.1ɂȂȂĂ@ƂƓʂȁ@Only one @iꠌ@hV@SMAPuEɈ̉ԁvj PPOTDyAJ̃W[Nz @Warnings@ @Product Warnings And Instructions : @These are printed on the packing! @On an american airlines packet of nuts - @Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. @On a superman costume - @This suit does not enable the wearer to fly @On a box containing a shower cap @Nylon shower cap. Fits one head. @x@ @ǐxƐ @̂ƂAɏĂ܂B @AJq̃ibc̑܂ɂ @F܂JāAibcHׂĂB @X[p[}̈ߑɂ́A @̃X[ćAp҂΂̂ł͂܂B @ĩX[cŋׂ͔܂j @V[Lbv̔ɂ @iCV[LbvAɂĂB PPOUDE\ɂ͎OނBȂ킿ÃE\ArȂE\AēvBixW~EfBY[j PPOVD_߂ꂽAȂ͌CɂȂ܂BȂɑ΂Ђǂ͂Ȃœ点܂BłAl̗ǂƂ悤ɂ܂傤Bꂪ̂߂ɂȂ̂łBlɐe؂ɂ܂傤Bl_߂Ă܂傤Bɂ肵܂傤BƁA悢ƂԂĂ܂B@\ GEfrbh\@\ iȌ[R[) PPOWDZԂłҖڂAl̊vׂĂ̍KFĂ݂Ă͂ǂł傤BS₩ɂȂAKɖ͂łBu؏Gqiwmjv PPOXDyAJ̃W[Nz @St𒆒fقǂɁH@ @I was playing golf with a friend the other day and, just as @we were about to tee off, a funeral procession went by. @My friend put his club down, took off his cap and bowed his head @as the cortege passed us. @I said, "That was a very decent gesture." @And he said, "It was the least I could do. @She was a damned good wife to me." @̊ԁAFBƃStĂ@傤ǃeB[EIt悤Ƃ @ĂɑV̗񂪒ʂ߂܂B @̗FB́Ȃ񂪒ʂ߂ƂANuuāAXqA @܂B @͌Bû͂ƂĂVsׂˁv @ނ͌Bul̏o邹߂Ă̂Ƃv @uޏ͖lɂ͗ǂقǂ̍Ȃv @lunch@ @Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? @Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money! @@H@ @eF ȂAꂳ񂪂ݍł܂́H @qF āAꂳ񂪁ÁÂČ @@@@ łI PPPOD ނǂł̉ӏɂ́AĂB uقӂɘAčsr̂悤ɁA ܂AفXƂ т҂̑Oɗr̂悤ɁA ނ͌JȂB ނ́Aڂ߂Â΂グꂽB ނ̎̂ƂAꂪbƂł悤B ނ̂̂͒nォ苎ꂽ̂łBv igkWFRQ[RRj Now the passage of Scripture which he was reading was this: gHe was led as a sheep to slaughter; And as a lamb before its shearer is silent, So He does not open His mouth. gIn humiliation His judgment was taken away; Who will relate His generation? For His life is removed from the earth.h (Acts8:32-33) PPPPDuAȂA܂Ƃɂ킽̐ɕ]A킽̌_ȂAȂׂ͂Ă̍X̖̒ɂāA킽̕ƂȂBEEEv@ioGWvgL19:5) PPPQD˔\Ƃ́AgA̗͂M邱ƂłBi}NVES[L[@VA̍Ɓj PPPRDnʂ_AA؂Ȃ͖̂ړIBܑF PPPSDĺÂPOp[Zg͎ɉN邩łAXOp[Zg͂ɑ΂Ăɔ邩Bi[Ezcj PPPTDy}Ȃz EwlԂЂ܂Ȃ܂ZƂЂɑ؂Ȃ̂ۂƂۂƂƗƂĂ䂫܂x@؂̂q EwdǂBdɒǂȁx@tN Ew铪̂ĺAΑ̂͂₢l̂悤Ȃ̂łBlɐl̂܂sȂ֍sƂłɁAr̓΂邢͂Ƃ킫ɂ̐SȂ̂Ƃꂪx@cЕF EwlX́Au}΋}قǁA܂܂ԂvƂtɐĂ̂łx@GNibgEC[V EwɁAĂƁB͓]ԁx@VF[NXsA Ew͐lWOp[ZgWԂĐĂBقƎv̂̂WOp[Zgɓ΁Aŏ\B喞ׂAƂ킯x@֓Α Ew߂̂߂ďȐiɖڂ邱ƂwԂƁAl͂ƊyɂȂB̋CɂȂ΁Ai͂ǂɂłx@qEJ[\ EwQ[Ǝvΐl͂Ɗy߂x@Oj PPPUDlUԂĂ݂ƁAȕǂAAł߂ȂBł炷ׂāuĂĂ悩vƂ̂̐lBuRGOYi{kjv PPPVD I comfort myself by pretending the number on my bathroom scales is my IQ. ͑̏dv̐m\wƎvĎgԂ߂Ă܂B PPPWDyAJ̃W[Nz @Now my grandfather...@ @"Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year @that he was going to die. It was the right year too. @Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, @and he was right about that too." @"Wow, that's incredible. How did he know all of that?" @"The judge told him." @ڂ̂́EEE@ @ڂ̂́Aʂł낤mȔNmĂ @B @́AmɁAԈႢ܂łB @΂łȂA̓̎Ԃ܂ŒmĂ܂BA @ԈႢ܂łB @́AMȂBǂĔނ͂m̂łH @񂪔ނɌ܂B PPPXD ́Ǎ_ƂɊoĂB ɂȂ݂Ƃ΂͐ɂyԁB iтPOTFWj He has remembered His covenant forever, The word which He commanded to a thousand generations, (Psalm105:8) PPQODu킽A킽̖߂̂ɂ́A߂݂ɂ܂Ŏ{łBv@ioGWvgL20:U) PPQPDɉfȂȂƂAlԂ͉Ă񂾁Bif@CrWuj PPQQD He who is born a fool is never cured. i܂̔n͎Ȃj unɕt͂Ȃv ̗̑ގ\ Who is born a fool is never cured. No medicine can cure folly. No medicine can cure a fool. There's no medicine that can cure a fool. There is no cure for a fool. There is no art that can make a fool wise. PPQRD A day without laughter is a day wasted. -- Charlie Chaplin ΂̂Ȃ͖ʂȈB PPQSD Ȍ܏\ΕSA@B (ЎqAb͋) ܏\ȂĕS΂BȂ킿B PPQTD Computers have been able to beat the best of humanity reliably at checkers for decades, and at chess more recently, but Go is one game that has historically stymied artificial intelligence - until now. Researchers at Google DeepMind have created a Go-playing program that, for the first time, beat a professional player at this ancient and deceptively complex board game. iGoogle Go-Playing Computer Beats Pro For First Time j humanity@l reliably@m decade@10N stymieז artificial intelligence@lHm\ihj deceptively complex@|ɂ炸G Rs[^[͐OFbJ[ŐlԂ̃sI𕉂Ă B̌̓FXłlނɏBA͌͗jIɂhY ĂB܂ł́BO[OEfB[v}Cȟ҂͈͌v COEvO쐬A߂āǍÂ̌|ɂ炸G ȔՏQ[ŁAvmɏB PPQUD ͉̂ƂmĂȂ΂Ȃ܂BȂ킿A̗a݂͂ȁAl̎I߂{Ă͂ȂȂAƂƂłB ȂȂAa͌ĐlԂ̈ӎuɂĂ炳ꂽ̂ł͂ȂAɓꂽlA_̂Ƃ΂̂łB iQyePFQO[QPj But know this first of all, that no prophecy of Scripture is a matter of onefs own interpretation, for no prophecy was ever made by an act of human will, but men moved by the Holy Spirit spoke from God. (2 Peter 1:20-21) PPQVD A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. ̐́Aj̊mM͂邩ɐmłB ih[hELvOF@CMX̍Ɓj PPQWD Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Ƃ́A̎s܂ʂ̎sւƔMӂƂȂił\͂łB iEBXgE[F@CMX̌񑊁j PPQXDg[jO͉RȂBӖł́ARɓoĂȂłĂ{Ԃ݂Ȃ́B̈ÄGxXg̒ɂ܂ŌqĂBuOYYYiƁ^80΂ŃGxXgojv PPRODuȂփul̓z𔃂ꍇAނ͘ZNԁAdANڂɂ͎R̐gƂĖŋ邱ƂłBvioGWvgL21:Q) PPRPDl̔\͂Ƃ̂́AJ߂邱Ƃh{ƂĈĂƂ낪mɂ̂B@\ hq@\ PPRQD lX́A̋ɋB̂Ƃ΂ɌЂłB iJSFRQj and they were amazed at His teaching, for His message was with authority. (Like 4:32) PPRRDľ邱ƂAƉʂB킪܂܂̂Ăċ΂߂ABĐl΂BꂪhɏhƁBu퉪YiC{ćuSЁvnݎҁjv PPRSDü˂̎͋xāA̎ɏȂ΂ȂȂBA̎񂾉ƒ{͔ނ̂̂ƂȂBvioGWvgL21:34) PPRTD͂ꎩ̂ŃGlM[łBꂪlȂ̂łBi\[gEC_[j PPRUDw͂ƍClJBĐlƐlƂ̏o厖ɂBꂪ܂}bɁAl͂قɉ]ĂBu[JKijEQjv PPRVD CGX͔ނāAuقB̐loĂvƌꂽBƂ̈͐lX̐^񒆂ŁA̐l𓊂|ďoĂA̐l͕ʂɉ̊Q󂯂ȂB lX݂͂ȋāA݂ɘbBûƂ΂͂ǂBЂƗ͂ƂłɂȂ̂ŁAꂽłoĂ̂Bv iJSFRT[RUj But Jesus rebuked him, saying, gBe quiet and come out of him!h And when the demon had thrown him down in the midst of the people, he came out of him without doing him any harm. And amazement came upon them all, and they began talking with one another saying, gWhat is this message? 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(John 14:1) PPWUDuՒdAJVނōBEEEvioGWvgL27:P) PPWVDȂƂׂ悤ƂAǗFɏ̂͂Ȃł͂ȂBi\NeX@MV̓Nwҁj PPWWDK͓̕Vł͂ȂB̂̂łB@\ XsmU@\ PPWXDȂɊÂĂBōlȂ͂Bi j PPXODylԂɂƂĐƂ́z EwlԂɂƂĐƂ͂낤Bǂ̂ƂA̖ɌĎǂꂾ񂾂Aw͂Ał͂Ȃ낤x@{Y EwgC邱ƂȂ킿Ȃ̂BxXgsƂׂĂȂ̂x@gEXN EwȂƂȂƂ悤ƂƕKXNƂȂ܂BXN𕉂̂҂́AȂƂȂƂ悤Ɗ҂Ă͂Ȃ܂x@IOE}fB[m EwՌɓ炸ΌՎ𓾂x EwƂ͉ߒłB̉ߒł̎pK̐ʂ̂ƂȂ̂łx@RE^[i[ Ewɂ́A񂱂łA؂Ȃ͉̂ߒłBʂȂAWPłx@HP Ew͌ʂłĖړIł͂Ȃx@t[x EwlɂāAuv͖񑩂ĂȂBAuv͖񑩂Ăx@cLu Ew͍KƂƂɂĂӖx@xgEVVL PPXPDɗ^ꂽԂǂAn邩͂̐lBuNiEVId@jv PPXQD MȂẮA_Ɋ΂邱Ƃ͂ł܂B_ɋ߂Â҂́A_邱ƂƁA_߂҂ɂ͕񂢂Ăł邱ƂƂAMȂ΂ȂȂ̂łB iwuPPFUj And without faith it is impossible to please Him, for he who comes to God must believe that He is and that He is a rewarder of those who seek Him. (Hebrews11:6) PPXRDuȂ́ACXGl̒AȂ̌ZAƂ̎qEEEȂ̂΂ɋ߂ÂAՎiƂĂ킽ɎdBvioGWvgL28:P) PPXSD͍n܂Bn܂̂ł͂ȂBinlEpE񐢁@|[hog̑264ネ[}cj PPXTDyAJ̃W[Nz @time@ @Why is the time in the USA behind that of England? @Because England was discovered before the USA! @ij@ @ǂāAAJ̎́ACMX̎x̂ł @H @CMX́AAJɔꂽ炾 @Complaint@ @The food was so bad that I wanted to complain to the @manager, but I didn't want to stay in line. @@ @܂Ђǂ̂Ń}l[W[ɕƎv܂ @Aߕłq̗ő҂Ȃ̂ @߂܂B PPXUDՋ@ς̖p͖Oz̒藈BiR SMj PPXVDlԂ͉̂߂ɐ܂Ă邩͂͂Aû߁Al̂߁vƎvĂBu쑺i싅]_Ɓjv PPXWD ͈̎̑łA͂ɕx݁A ̉pm͑肪B iтPSVFTj Great is our Lord and abundant in strength; His understanding is infinite. (Psalm 147:5) PPXXDuAɓƂɂ́AEEECXG̎q̖̋̏ɍڂA₦̑OŋLOƂȂ΂ȂȂBvioGWvgL28:29) PQOOD @N̐𕷂ā@_悯@EƂ炷悤 @N̐𕷂ā@@J̒@ׂĂ͎vʂ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i@@uSUNvj PQOPDGlMbVŐlԂ͗~]Ƃzɕς邱ƂɐlԂłBiW[NgEtCgj PQOQDuEEEȂ́AAƂ̎qՎiEɔCBvioGWvgL29:1b) PQORD̐S[Al̐S[Ă邱ƁBAl̐S]ނƁBuaYi}gw_^qHw̐EIЁjv PQOSD ̂悤ɁAM͕Ƃn܂AƂ́ALXgɂĂ݂̂Ƃ΂ɂ̂łB i[}POFPVj So faith comes from hearing, and hearing by the word of Christ. 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I think I've got penicillin! @yjV@ @ECXA̃ECXɌ܂B @uɍsĂIv́AyjVĂ񂾂B PQPODy厖Ȃ͍̂̐Sz Ew厖Ɛ\́A̐SȂx@Vl Ew~]Ɗ͐lԐ̃olłB͂𓝐A߂u[Lłx@{[OubN EwȂĂ邱Ƃ́ȀuԂ̂Ȃ̎vľʂłx@qEJ[\ Ew͌tɂăRRςx@R[ EwzIȐlԂƂ́AȐlԂ̂ƂłB܂܂ȗ~]̑ΏۂɂȂBȂ̓{⑞݂ɂȂx@I_XEnNX[ Ew̉́Al̐SɂĕςB悭p҂ɂ͕ƂȂA悭pȂ҂ɂ͉ЂƂȂx@eeBEX E@@wSς΁AԓxςB @@@ԓxς΁AsςB @@@sς΁AKςB @@@Kς΁AliςB @@@liς΁A^ςB @@@^ς΁Alςx EwlԂ͂ЂƂ̈ɂȂBR̂Ȃōłア̂łBA͍l鈯łx@pXJ PQPPD _̂Ƃ΂͐ĂāA͂AňsA܂ƗA֐߂ƍ̕ڂhʂAŜ낢ȍl͂育Ƃ𔻕ʂ邱Ƃł܂B iwu@SFPQj For the word of God is living and active and sharper than any two-edged sword, and piercing as far as the division of soul and spirit, of both joints and marrow, and able to judge the thoughts and intentions of the heart. 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And He put all things in subjection under His feet, and gave Him as head over all things to the church, (Ephesians 1:20-22) PQRXDuƁA̖͂ɉƋꂽ킴킢vꂽBvioGWvgL32:14) PQSODꂵނA͑lꂵ܂邩ÂꂩȂɂ͗Ƃ݂̂͑ȂBiAEhEjG@tX̍ƁElj PQSPDlԂ̂ȂׂƂ͍Kǋł͂ȂAKɂӂ킵lɂȂ邱ƂłB@\ Jg@\ PQSQDȂ鎩Rɂ܂āAǐS̖܂܂ɒmAA_邱Ƃ̂ł鎩Rɗ^܂BiWE~gj PQSRD悢ɂ́uӁvAɂ͓L邩uLvƌBuӂƗLvłƁA^͂悭ȂAl͍D]ĂBukƋvig[CYВjv PQSSD ͂ȂOɎuB 傪̉Eɂ̂ŁA ͂邮ƂȂB iтPUFWj I have set the Lord continually before me; Because He is at my right hand, I will not be shaken. 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(Psalm 37:23) PQUTD̃V{Ƃ΁AÃV{͈ݑ܂ł낤B(Ԑ쌴AuV̓v) PQUUDlo݂ꍇAƂ΂ɒӂĂ܂łBAƂɖڂĂƁACȂ߂Ă퐶̒Ƀ_Cĥ悤ȋP𔭌邱Ƃł܂B̔z̓]Au܂ς邽߂̑vu؏Gqiwm^ۃR~jIw_jv PQUVDuEEE_䖯̔ɉhǂɂƂARu͊y߁ACXGׁ͊Bvi52:6b) PQUWD A lie begets a lie. iR͉R𐶂ށj uR͉R𐶂ށv PQUXD Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. -- John Wooden ɂłȂɁAł鎖̎זȂ悤ɂȂB PQVODʂƔEϗ͂Ɏxꂽ̂ƂMĺAԐ҂ɂȂ鎑iB@\ f[EJ[lM[@\ PQVPD I have not failed. 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"She looks the same to me." @The clerk answers, "Well, sir, Divorcee Barbie comes @complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's golf clubs, @his Gold Mastercard,his yacht and his summer home. @o[r[l@ @j́AgCUXɓAXɌ܂B @uo[r[lĂ܂񂩁Hv @u܂܂AłBt@bVo[r[A @$15.95, @PCVo[r[ $15.95,w̃o[r[ @$15.95 ƁAo[r[́A $215.95."v @uȂAo[r[Ȃɍ́HvrbNĂ @j́Aq˂܂Buޏ́AîƁjɌ܂v @X͓܂BuAo[r[́AP̎ԁAP̉ @P̃StNuAS[h}X^[J[hAbgAT}[ @nEXƂ傾łBv PQWRDv̊{Iȓ@́AV݂邱Ƃł͂ȂāAnj󂷂邱ƂłBiCEIOYr[j PQWSDy[z Ewԑ؂ȂƂ͒Pɐ邱Ƃ̂Ƃł͂ȂāAP邱Ƃłx@vg EwĂl͖ȂȂA[lɂ͖x@tN Ew킽́AlԂ̂قƂ̍KƂ́u[̂鐶vƎvĂ܂x@c݂ Ew[͓퐶̒ɉBĂx@VNeB[EK[EFC Ew̎d̒ŁAŎق߂ĂƂSɂȂAłAݏd˂̂Ǝv܂x@KV Eww͂͑̏[łBw͂͑elȂ̔WłBw͂͑̈Ӌłx@KcI EwN邩ǂ́A^ɂĂBA[Đ邩ǂ́AN̍ɂĂx@ZlJ PQWTDlԂ̐͐܂ꂽɂ́AقƂǍȂǂAwтɂđ傫uĂBuocSi_ꕁywjv PQWUD l̎q̂Ad邽߂ł͂ȂAĎd邽߂łA܂A̐lX̂߂́A܂̑㉿ƂāÂ̂^邽߂ł̂ƓłBv i}^CQOFQWj just as the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give His life a ransom for many.h (Matthew 20:28) PQWVDu炱FȂBwVɂ܂̕BEEExBvi}^CUFX) PQWWDNāAォ炾牽ČBvVƂ̂͊ȒPɌ̂Ȃ񂾁Aォ猩΂ˁBifCEh[e@AJ̋NƉƁAƁj PQWXDlԂ͐^Ȃ΂ȂȂBȂȂ^͐lԂĂ邩炾BiEBXg[j PQXODhƂɑςēw͂ĂA͂ȂBlԂ͎ʂ܂ŎƂ̓łBɏ񂶂ȂAɏȂBu[JKijEQjv PQXPD _́AɁÂЂƂq^ɂȂقǂɁAꂽB ͌qM҂AЂƂƂĖłт邱ƂȂAî̂߂łB inlRFPUj gFor God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life. (John 3:16) PQXQDuÂ߂̐Sz͖płB̂Ƃ͂Sz܂BEEEvi}^CUF34) PQXRDĂ炢Ɩ]ނȂ΁AɈĂ炤̂ɑ悤ȁAl̂lԂɂȂȂBiIEBfBEX@Ñネ[}̎lj PQXSDyAJ̃W[Nz @Toadstools@ @Husband:How can I tell mushrooms from toadstools? @Wife: Easy. Eat some before you go to bed. @@@@If you wake up the next morning, they're mushrooms. @ŃLmR@ @vFǂHpLmRƓŃLmRƌ̂ȁH @ȁFȒPBQOɐHׂĂȂB @@@ڂo߂A͐HpLmRĂƂB @Searching for hair@ @The balding middle-aged man asked his barber, @"Why do you charge me the full price for cutting my hair -- @there's so little of it." @"Well, "said the barber,"actually I make little charge for @cutting it. What you're paying for is my searching for it!" @̖тTp@ @N̂͂juwǖтȂ̂ɁAȂHlO̒ @̂łHvƁAɐq˂܂B @́uۂ́A͖wǂ܂AȂ̏ꍇA @̖тT̂ɎԂ̂łvƓ܂B PQXTD_Ƌɍl悤ȐĺAׂĎŖډBA̎ɐĂ̂łBij[Fj PQXUD ܂ƂɁA܂ƂɁAȂɍ܂B킽̂Ƃ΂𕷂āA킽킵M҂́Aî̂A΂ɉƂȂA炢̂ɈڂĂ̂łB inlTFQSj gTruly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. 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Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul? (Matthew16:26) PROUDuZԂ͎dĂ悢BAڂɂ́A̐ȂSẍ݂Ȃ΂ȂȂB̓Ɏd҂́AłEȂ΂ȂȂBvioGWvg35:2j PROVDȊO̕ʐliɂȂ肫ăR~jP[VBC^[lbg̐Eł͂悭邱ƂłBif@LTMj PROWDӉԂ̂䂭ւ͒m˂ǂɂސS͐gɂƂ܂肯(s) PROXD ̉î̂Ƃ́Aނ炪B̂܂Ƃ̐_ł邠ȂƁAȂ̌킳ꂽCGXELXgƂM邱ƂłB inlPVFRj This is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent. (John 17:3) PRPODǂȏȐlԂłAǂȏȎdłAF̒Ɋł炦悤w߂Αf炵{ɂȂBuJFiόSВjv PRPPDu҂ƁASił҂Ƃ݂͂ȁA̓V̎d̂߁A܂ÂׂĂ̍Ƃ̂߁A܂AȂ鑕̂߂ɁAւ̕[ėBvioGWvg35:21) PRPQD Courage is a virtue poised between cowardice and recklessness. ECƂ́AaƖdƂ̒ԂɂłB i~QEfEZoeXF@XyC̍Ɓj PRPRD Boys, be ambitious, not for money, not for selfish accomplishment, not for that evanescent thing which men call fame. Be ambitious for attainment of all that a man ought to be. 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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
wԂׂ̂Ȃ悤ȐlɏoƂ͂ȂBil͒Nł\͂Ă̂j
iKIEKCF@C^A̕wҁEVwҁj

PRXXD
łȂȀ߂x󂯂Ȃ΂ȂȂł傤B
LXǵAxA̐̏IɁAgɂƂč߂菜߂ɁAꂽ̂łB
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Otherwise, He would have needed to suffer often since the foundation of the world; but now once at the consummation of the ages He has been manifested to put away sin by the sacrifice of Himself.
(Hebrews 9:26)

PSOODĝɔN点ĂASɔN点Ă͂ȂȂBɐtł˂΂ȂȂƁAS{悤ɓw߂ĂBƁÂ̍lXȂĂB]XƗNĂBuKVioc̐_ljv

PSOPDu_́A̐A̋~ȂCGXELXgɂāAɖLɒł̂łBv@iegXRFUj

PSOQD
VvAvVB
(VqAl\)
͈͂𑹂ĉvA
͂vđB

PSORD͋Rł͂ȂA͈x܂Ō݂𐶂鎞̗ECƁAɓĂ̐IƂɂČ肳B@\ iF@\ uyv

PSOSD
LXg͍߂ƂƂȂǍɂ͉̋U܂łB
̂̂ĂÂ̂ԂAꂵ߂ĂAǂƂA΂ɂCɂȂ܂B
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who committed no sin, nor was any deceit found in His mouth;
and while being reviled, He did not revile in return;
while suffering, He uttered no threats, but kept entrusting Himself to Him who judges righteously;
(1 Peter 2:22-23)

PSOTD킹́@@Ԃ́@낪@߂@uc݂iƁjv

PSOUDuȂ̌b݂͑傫AVɂ܂ŋyсAȂ̂܂Ƃ͉_ɂ܂ŋyԂłBv@i 57:10)

PSOVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@boy or girl@

@A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and
@@blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
@B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
@A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her
@@father.
@B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

@N Ƃ @

@A:V[g̔ŁAu[̃W[Y̎ႢqāI
@@̎q́ANȁHƂH
@B:̎q́AAޏ͎̖łB
@A:́A炵܂BȂAޏ̂ȂĒm
@@܂łB
@B:񂶂Ⴀ܂Bޏ̂ꂳłB

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PSOXDӎvɔiōKȐgɂȂAӎv̕܂܂ɎRɐBisEAj

PSPODō̐lƂ́@̐̐@ς@͂ς@ς@l@u⑺^iljv

PSPPD
You've given up drinking before. Worst eight hours of my life.
N͈ȑOɋ֎񂾂B킪l̍ň̔ԂB

PSPQD
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Now the chief priests and the whole Council kept trying to obtain false testimony against Jesus, so that they might put Him to death.
(Matthew 26:59)

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PSPSDڂ̑Oɂ͎GĂȂ^̑CĂBA͂̕lӂŊLkEW߂Ăɉ߂ȂBiACUbNEj[g@CMX̉Ȋwҁj

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PSPUDlɉĂ炤Ƃ𓖂OƂ͎v킸ɁAǂ̂悤Ɏ̎ɍKȊ邩厖BurLIiӂ낤җF̉jv

PSPVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@𒷑錍@

@When people ask me the secret of our long marriage, I tell them.
@Twice a week we take time off to go to this romantic little
@restaurant we know.
@There's dinner by candlelight, soft music and dancing under the
@stars.
@She goes on Mondays, I go on Thursdays.

@̒̔閧𕷂ƁAłB
@TɂQAɂāAȂ݂̃}eBbNŏȃXg
@ɍs܂B
@낤̖ł̃fBi[AÂȉyƁẢŃ_XB
@ޏ͌jƁA͖ؗjƂɍs܂B

PSPWD
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Jesus said to him, gYou have said it yourself; nevertheless I tell you, hereafter you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of Power, and coming on the clouds of heaven.h
(Matthew 26:64)

PSPXDu_ɂāA͗͂铭܂Bv@i 60:12O)

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PSQPDl̖ڕWB悤Ƃ鎞AEB͎߂EłBicEEFCg[j

PSQQD̂܂ōŌ܂őS͂sƂAVJĂԂ̑{BuAu؂ɁAɗLI̔}悤w͂d˂Ă䂫̂łBuocSi_ꕁywā^POO΁jv

PSQRDyAJ̃W[Nz

@raining@

@Two fleas leave the cinema, its raining. One to the other,
@'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

@J~@

@QC̃m~f̋AAJ~Ă܂BPCAPC
@ɁAuċA낤AƂɏčsHv

@spoon@

@Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye
@@@@@ whenever I drink tea.
@Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

@Xv[@

@ҁF搶AނƂłAڂɂ̂łB
@搶FޑOɃRbvXv[oĉB

PSQSD
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And he said, gWhy, what evil has He done?h But they kept shouting all the more, saying, gCrucify Him!h
(Matthew 27:23)

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PSQUD̂UԂ̂͂ł߂ɂ悤B؂Ȃ͖̂AN邩BiXeB[uEWuY@AJ̃AbvRs[^nnҁj

PSQVDƑnI\V̂͂߂Ċώ@邱Ƃł͂ȂAẤAÂmẮA邢͒N̖ڂɂGĂAĂ̂V̂̂悤Ɋώ@邱ƂA^ɓƑnIȓ]̏؋łBij[Fj

PSQWDyAJ̃W[Nz

@chairman@

@What do you do when your chair breaks?
@Call a chairman.

@c@

@֎qꂽAǂ܂H
@ciFA}jĂт܂B

@reservation@

@How do we know the Indians were the first people in
@North America?

@\@

@ǂāAkAJ̐ZACfBAƂ킩̂
@H
@āAނ́A\Ă񂾂B

PSQXDlňԑ厖ȂƂ̈͎xƂƂłBɖ񑩂Ƃ́A΂ɎBA͐lɑ΂ĂB܂āAA^SłȁBuViswjv

PSROD
܂ƂɁAނ͎̕a𕉂A
̒ɂ݂ɂȂB
A͎vB
ނ͔A_ɑłAꂵ߂ꂽ̂ƁB
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Surely our griefs He Himself bore,
And our sorrows He carried;
Yet we ourselves esteemed Him stricken,
Smitten of God, and afflicted.
(Isaiah 53:4)

PSRPDuBǂȂƂɂA_ɐMBȂ̐S_̌OɒoB_́A̔łBvi62:8)

PSRQDR̎󂯂锱́AlMĂȂƂ̂Ƃł͂ȂA̒NMȂȂAƂƂłBiW[WEo[i[hEV[@CMX̌Ɓj

PSRRD ߋς邱Ƃ͂łȂAς悤ƂvȂBȂȂlŕς邱Ƃł̂́AƖ炾B@\ p@\

PSRSD̖ړÍAŎxzlԂn邱ƂłāAlɎxzlԂn邱Ƃł͂ȂBigEXyT[j

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PSRUD
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
V˂ƔnƂ̈Ⴂ́AV˂ɂ͌xƂƁB

PSRVD
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ނ͋ꂵ񂾂AJȂB
قӂɈčsr̂悤ɁA
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He was oppressed and He was afflicted,
Yet He did not open His mouth;
Like a lamb that is led to slaughter,
And like a sheep that is silent before its shearers,
So He did not open His mouth.
(Isaiah 53:7)

PSRWDuEEÊ܂́AȂɊA̐gAȂċC΂łBvi63:1㔼)

PSRXDOɂ̓[邪A̋Cx߂B^mɂ͂jȂ΂ȂȂB̐E̓[Ő̂Bif@_[NiCgj

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PSSQD
There are two kinds of failure, those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.
slɂ͂Q̃^CvBP́AlǎsȂ^CvAP͎sǍlȂ^CvB
i[XEiEs[^[F@č̋ҁj

PSSRD
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
΂͓l̐lԂƂ߂ÂĂB
iBNgE{QFf}[N̉yƁj

PSSSD
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It is a trustworthy statement, deserving full acceptance, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners, among whom I am foremost of all.
(1 Timothy 1:15)

PSSTDꂵŋꂵŉԂ炩ƂA܂ł̋JĂBꂵŉԂ炩ҁAꂵŉ݂cҁAꂵݕASBuissҁ^᎛ZEjv

PSSUD
A lion at home, a mouse abroad [outside].
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Lions at home, but foxes in battle.
A dog is stout on his own dunghill.
Before the time great courage, when at the pointgreat fear.
Bossy at home but timid elsewhere.
A bully at home but a coward outside.

PSSVD
Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin. It should make you jump up and do something.
-- E.L. Simpson
Ђ߂Ƃ̂͐j̏ɍ悤Ȃ̂ŁAܔяオāAsN̂B

PSSWD
Ď\˂̏ŁA̍߂̐gɕ܂B
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and He Himself bore our sins in His body on the cross, so that we might die to sin and live to righteousness; for by His wounds you were healed.
(1Peter2:24)

PSSXDlԂ͒Nł͂肦AƂɊԈႢNBÂтɑfɁuȁvAĂѓȂ悤Ɍɓw߂ĂA̓X̌JԂAlԐ߂ĂBuaviZ_jv

PSTODu̓TGɋꂽBwނ̌Ƃ𕷂AނɂЂƂ̉𗧂ĂBxEEEBviPTGWF22O)

PSTPD̐҂݂ĂzłAނ܂Aw͂OVɏI肪ȕʂ̐lłBႤ̂́AŁu̓_vƎv̂ł͂ȂA肸ɗ܂ł邱ƁBƂ܂JԂĂÂтɁuςvƂfĺAKςĂ̂Ȃ̂łB@\ rcM@\ (sSw̌ҁj

PSTQDyAJ̃W[Nz

@pet@

@A: Why are you crying?
@B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

@ybg@

@A: ẮH
@B: ]E񂾂񂾁B
@A: ybǵH
@B: Ã]E̕@Ȃ΂ȂȂ炾B

@Parents@

@Parents spend the first step of their childfs life
@urging him to walk and talk, but at the rest step of
@his childhood, they require him sit down and keep quiet.

@e@

@éAŏ́A̎qb肷邱Ƃ
@}̂ɁAɂȂƁAƂȂĂ邱Ƃv
@悤ɂȂ܂B

PSTRĎf͂Bzf͂́Aɂ̌琶܂Bi{uEpbNEbhj

PSTSD
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ނ́AāACGX̒𕪂B
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But Jesus was saying, gFather, forgive them; for they do not know what they are doing.h
And they cast lots, dividing up His garments among themselves.
(Luke 23:34)

PSTTDúA^ȂvƒV̂͊ȒPłBAs^iʂoȂjɂ́AKAȂ̗R܂BāAK^ɂȂ̉ߒ̂łB^́A؂񂢂Č̄̂QVNԂ̌𐶊̎łBu쑺i싅]_Ɓjv

PSTUD
Obstacles are the things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
Q͐lڕW炵Ɍ̂łB

PSTVDuTE͓ČBw̓CXĜ̍̕łxj~lł͂܂񂩁BEEExviPTGXF21O)

PSTWD̋ɂAN΂ɂȂ邩ȂBȀ΂AN̋ɂ̂ɂȂ邱Ƃ͐΂ɂĂ͂ȂȂBi[YEbv@CMX̊쌀j

PSTXDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Beware of dog@

@Upon entering the little country store,
@the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!"
@posted on the glass door.

@Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the
@floor besides the cash register.
@"Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

@"Yep, that's him," he replied.
@The stranger couldn't help but be amused.
@"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me.
@Why in the world would you post that sign?"

@"Because," the owner replied,
@"before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

@ɂpS@

@ȓcɂ̓XɓAq́AKX̃hAɓ\
@u댯IɂpSIvƏĂ̂ɋCÂ܂B

@ɂ́ALbVWX^[̉̏ɁAƂȂȔN
@QĂ̂ɋCÂB
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@uꂪA댯IƂȂ̂łHv

@uvނ͓B
@q͋ɂ͂ȂB
@umɁAɂ́Ǎ͊댯Ȍɂ͌Ȃ̂ǁA
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PSUPD
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PSUQD
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About the ninth hour Jesus cried out with a loud voice, saying, gEli, Eli, lama sabachthani?h that is, gMy God, My God, why have You forsaken Me?h
(Matthew 27:46)

PSURDu̗삪Ȃ̏ɌƁAȂނƂɗaāAȂ͐Vlɕς܂BviPTG10FU)

PSUSD̉hɂ鎖͙ނׂłȂBAhɂĂ̓邱ƂA߂ׂłBiAE|AJ@tX̐wҁj

PSUTDuꂾł\ł͂ȂvƂAmSɂď߂āAlԂ͍K邱ƂłB΁AĂ邱ƁÂƂɑ΂ĂS犴ӂ邱ƂłB@\ av@\

PSUUDȂ̂́Aił͂ȂāÂBiGXeB[E[_[j

PSUVDSNĂ΋ꂵƁA߂Ƃイ܂BȂƂɂ悤A߂łBɑłāAɑOiĂBꂪ̐lNwBunOYî݊wnݎҁ^POT΁jv

PSUWD
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ƁAB_a̖ォ牺܂Ő^ɗ􂯂BāAnhꓮA₪􂯂B
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And Jesus cried out again with a loud voice, and yielded up His spirit.
And behold, the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom; and the earth shook and the rocks were split.
(Matthew 27:50-51)

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PSVOD
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PSVPDyAJ̃W[Nz

@flexible@

@Finally, a friend's husband has decided that, at the ripe
@old age of 48, he needs to get into shape.
@We went to the gym where a trainer asked him if he could
@do the splits.
@'Of course I can't', he answered. 'How flexible are you?'
@To which he replied 'Well, I can't do Tuesdays.'

@_@

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@gCi[́Aނ́AXvbgiҊJjł邩q˂
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PSVRD̉l炢Ɛ郄cɌāAĂ͂ȉ̉lȂBil\EaEngj

PSVSDAuuA؂Ђ炫Ȃ琶ĂBuqiSӂ낤̓wjv

PSVTD
܂ߐlłƂALXĝ߂ɎłƂɂA_͎ɑ΂邲g̈𖾂炩ɂĂ܂B
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But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
(Romans 5:8)

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PSVVDI_͂ǂĂB֍s܂ł̓̂肪ׂĂBiEBELU[@AJ̍Ɓj

PSVWDyAJ̃W[Nz

@Brake@

@The police officer: "You were exceeding the speed limit,
@ma'am, weren't you?"
@The driver: "Yes, I was, sir, but you see my brakes are so bad
@that I wanted to get home before I had an accident."

@u[L@

@x@FAȂ̓Xs[hᔽĂ܂ˁI
@hCo[F킩Ă܂A肳B
@̎Ԃ̃u[LƂĂq̂ŁÂNOɉƂɖ
@낤ƕKłB

@A skeleton joke@

@Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
@He had no body to go with!

@[̃W[N@

@[́AȂAp[eB[ɍsȂ́H
@iȂȂj́ANɍslȂ炾
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PSVXDx̐l𐶂Ă̂́AȂlȂ̂BĎÎq

PSWODԍKȂ̂́AKȂēʕKvłȂƌ邱ƂBiEBAET[j

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PSWQD
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
Ȓj͏ɘb̂~߂ƌ܂Aj͋MOĂƋM̌͊iʂɔƌ܂B

PSWRD
܂ƂɁA܂ƂɁAȂɍ܂Bꗱ̔nɗĎȂȂ΁A͂ЂƂ̂܂܂łBA˂΁ALȎт܂B
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Truly, truly, I say to you, unless a grain of wheat falls into the earth and dies, it remains alone; but if it dies, it bears much fruit.
(John12:24)

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PSWUDlԂ̋͐lԂ̎コ琶܂Bꂵ߂ꏝAɂ߂邱ƂŁA߂ĉBĂ傫ȗ͂𔺂肪ڂo܂̂B@\ G}[\@\

PSWVD
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To crush Him, putting Him to grief;
If He would render Himself as a guilt offering,
He will see His offspring,
He will prolong His days,
And the good pleasure of the Lord will prosper in His hand.
(Isaiah 53:10)

PSWWDl̂bɂȂʂ悤@l̂b悤Ɂ@Ăނ߂ʂ悤Ɂ@u㓡Vi̐Ɓjv

PSWXDuA҂̕Ȃ̂ȂALXgȂł傤Bv(PRg15:13)

PSXODyAJ̃W[Nz

@thumb@

@Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup
@@@@@@when you were carrying it.
@Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.

@ew@

@qF܂B^ł鎞ɁAȂ̐ew̃X[v
@@@Ă̂̂łB
@EGCgXFvAX[v͔M܂B

@enough@

@Customer in a restaurant:
@I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried
@chicken and a cup of coffee
@Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
@Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?

@\@

@Xg̋qFPM̃CXƃtChLPAƁA
@R[q[Pt肢܂B
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PSXQD]̃VXesɂłĂ܂Bꕔ̃VivXCɓÂق̃VivX̓wveB(rJTAu]͂ȂɔY܂v)

PSXRD
LXg͎҂݂̒āA͂⎀ʂƂ͂ȂA͂͂LXgxzȂƂA͒mĂ܂B
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knowing that Christ, having been raised from the dead, is never to die again; death no longer is master over Him.
(Romans6:9)

PSXTDuÂ̂ɂ̏Ԃ܂B܂łLXgAɃLXg̍ėՂ̂ƂLXgɑĂ҂łBv(PRg15:23)

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PSXWD
Man is no more than a reed, the weakest in nature. But he is thinking reed.
lԂ͎RE̒ōŎ̈ijɂȂBAlԂ͍l鈯łB
iu[YEpXJF@tX̓NwҁEȊwҁj

PSXXD
Liverty means responsibility.@That is why most men dread it.
RɐƂƂ́AӔCƂƂB䂦A̐lRĂ܂̂B
io[i[hEV[F@p̌Ɓj

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PTOQD
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PTORD
܂̂߂łBȂ킿A̎CGX҂݂̒点M鎄A̐MƂ݂Ȃ̂łB
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but for our sake also, to whom it will be credited, as those who believe in Him who raised Jesus our Lord from the dead,
(Romans4:24)

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PTOTD́ẢЂ𗬂AS̏Biu[YEpXJ@tX̐wҁENwҁj

PTOUDuEEElɂ̂łĂAlɂ̂łĂA傪~ɂȂ̂ɖWƂȂ͉̂ȂBviPTG14F6㔼)

PTOVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@drummer@

@How do you know when the drummer is at the door?
@He keeps banging harder and faster,
@but still doesn't know when to come in.

@h}[@

@h}[hA[ɂ̂ǂĂ킩܂H
@ނ́AhhƑihAj܂B
@AĂ邩ȂB

@constipation@

@How does a mathematician deal with constipation?
@He works it out with a pencil.

@֔@

@w҂͂ǂ̂悤ɂāA֔܂H
@ނ́AMŏu܂B

PTOWD푈I点ł葁@́A邱ƂłBiW[WEI[EFj

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PTPODꗬƂlɉȁAʓ_B͉BhfȐSh厖ɂƂ_ȂBuKVioc̐_l^dYƑnƎҁjv

PTPPD
God designed the stomach to eject what is bad for it, but not the human brain.
_́A݂Ɉ͓̂fo悤Ɉ݂݌vꂽA]ɑ΂Ă͂̂悤ɐ݌vȂB

PTPQD
āALXg݂Ȃ̂ȂAȂ̐M͂ނȂAȂ͍ȂA̍߂̒ɂ̂łB
iPRgPTFPVj
and if Christ has not been raised, your faith is worthless; you are still in your sins.
(1 Corithians 15:17)

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PTPTD̔\͂菭ڕWݒ肵āAȂzA撣ƈiłBꂪςݏdȂāAǂzBuݓcOiXgJeTX VFtjv

PTPUD
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teaching them to observe all that I commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.h
(Matthew 28:20)

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PTPWD撣ƂꐶČtȂłB́uOv̂ƁBi@E@oDE̎E^gj

PTPXD闝z̓rŎʂقASRoȂ͂܂BȂȂ炻̐ߒ͂ƂĂ[Ă͂B@\ IQlX@\

PTQODГAAɗBi Vj

PTQPD
߂ɒ߂悤Ƃ̂͂łBłAA݂炽łLXgECGXA_̉E̍ɒÂ߂ɂƂȂĂĂ̂łB
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who is the one who condemns? Christ Jesus is He who died, yes, rather who was raised, who is at the right hand of God, who also intercedes for us.
(Romans8:34)

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PTQWD
If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor to the other direction.
ἘdԂɏԂAisƋt֒̕ʘH𑖂ĂӖ܂B

PTQXD
ȂɍłȂƂƂḗA󂯂ƂłāÂƂłB
LXǵA̎ƂɁA̍߂̂߂ɎȂꂽƁA܂AꂽƁA܂A̎ƂɁAOڂɂ݂ꂽƁA܂APpɌAꂩ\qɌꂽƂłB
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For I delivered to you as of first importance what I also received, that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures, and that He appeared to Cephas, then to the twelve.
(1 Corinthians 15:3-5)

PTRODuEEEŃTG͓{AʂɌċ񂾁BviPTG15F11㔼)

PTRPD
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PTRQD
Hear twice before you speak once.
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Measure thrice before you cut once.
Make assurance double [doubly] sure.
Second thoughts are best.

PTRRD
Happiness is a way station between too little and too much.
-- Channing Pollock
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PTRSDŜ߂ɐ키ƂĺAƐȑȌWc̍lƍꂩقȂBꂪ̂Ƃɗ΂Ȃ̂́AwZ⋳␭{ɂāAS̈̑傳𓪂ɂ܂Ă邩łBWhE_CAh

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PTRUD
d׋wAɖ|׊B
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PTRVD
ALXǵA҂̏ƂĎ҂݂̒܂B
iPRgPTFQOj
But now Christ has been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who are asleep.
(1 Corinthians 15:20)

PTRWD
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PTSPD
Old soldiers never die. They only fade away.
V͎ȂB̂݁B
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PTSQD
Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
ނĂ͂߂łB悤ɂ܂傤B̒܂Ɍ߂̂łB
iwEP[FAJ̋Ɓj

PTSRD
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And He said to him, gStand up and go; your faith has made you well.h
(Luke 17:19)

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PTSWD
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For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God;
(Ephesians 2:8)

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PTTRD
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Now one of them, when he saw that he had been healed, turned back, glorifying God with a loud voice, and he fell on his face at His feet, giving thanks to Him. And he was a Samaritan.
(Luke 17:15-16)

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PTTUDyAJ̃W[Nz

@homework@

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@h@

@k: ȂƂŁA𔱂邱Ƃ͂܂H
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@Vibrato@

@What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
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@ru[g@

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PTTXD
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Devote yourselves to prayer, keeping alert in it with an attitude of thanksgiving;
(Colossians 4:2)

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PTUQDyAJ̃W[Nz

@cough@

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PTURD̈͖̓ɏBitNj

PTUSD
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PTUTD
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Rejoice always; pray without ceasing; in everything give thanks; for this is Godfs will for you in Christ Jesus.
(1 Thessalonians 5:16|18)

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PTUWDyAJ̃W[Nz

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@Son: I dried the dishes
@Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

@M@

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@Retirees@

@How many retirees does it to change a light bulb?
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@P̓dւ̂ɁAl̑ސE҂Kvł傤H
@Plŏ[łAւ̂Ɉł傤B

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PTVOD
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炭xƌĂoȂ낤B
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PTVQDڂ̑O̎dƂɂRcRcꏊ邱ƁBāAXڕW𗧂ĂāAɌēw͂āABāA܂̖ڕW𗧂ĂBƂ؂ɂĐĂBuVÏtqi{eNm}CX^[^{̐|jv

PTVRD
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
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PTVSD
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Bless the Lord, O my soul,
And forget none of His benefits;
(Psalm 103:2)

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I will give thanks to the Lord with all my heart;
I will tell of all Your wonders.
I will be glad and exult in You;
I will sing praise to Your name, O Most High.
(Psalm 9:1|2)

PTVWDyAJ̃W[Nz

@24 hours@

@A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
@The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
@The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
@The doctor says,
@"The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
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@"Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
@The doctor says,
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PTWRD
If you give me rice, I'll eat today. If you teach me how to grow rice, I'll eat every day.
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PTWSD
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
- Plato
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PTWTD
Never rode, never fell.
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PTWUD
I am only one, but I am still one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.
-- Helen Keller
͈l̐lԂɂ܂񂪁AłƂl̐lԂłBׂ͂Ă̎ł킯ł͂܂񂪁Ał邱Ƃ͂܂BāAׂĂłȂƂāAɂł鎖̂񂾂͂܂B

PTWVDyAJ̃W[Nz

@The teacher@

@I'm not going back to school ever again.

@Why ever not?

@The teacher doesn't know a thing,
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@搶@

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@搶́AmȂ́B
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@iAmȂ搶̂wZɂ͍sȂj

PTWWD
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Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God.
(Philippians3:6)

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PTXRD
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one
͎ɂƂĂ͏ۂ̂悤Ȃ̂łB͍̂DAꓪƂ͎vȂB

PTXSD
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But He answered them, gMy Father is working until now, and I Myself am working.h
(John 5:17)

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PTXUDPsȂ߂ɂ́Aw͂KvƂ̂AsȂ߂ɂ́AXȂw͂KvƂBitEgXgC@VA̍Ɓj

PTXVDċꂵނ́AƂċꂵ񂾂قȁAƎv̂łB@\ FcqJ @\

PTXWDyAJ̃W[Nz

If Microsoft had been the first to invent books

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disappear.
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Therefore let us draw near with confidence to the throne of grace, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help in time of need.
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If you abide in Me, and My words abide in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.
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for you were formerly darkness, but now you are Light in the Lord; walk as children of Light
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
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gI have seen his ways, but I will heal him;
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Jesus answered, gIt was neither that this man sinned, nor his parents; but it was so that the works of God might be displayed in him.
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And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose.
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And He has said to me, gMy grace is sufficient for you, for power is perfected in weakness.h
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There was the true Light which, coming into the world, enlightens every man.
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But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name,
(John 1:9|12)

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The wise man does not court danger.
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Friendship that flames goes out in a flash.
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For God has not destined us for wrath, but for obtaining salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ,
(1 Thessalonians 5:9)

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So he went away, proclaiming throughout the whole city what great things Jesus had done for him.
(Luke 8:39)

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but sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence;
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Jesus was going throughout all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues and proclaiming the gospel of the kingdom, and healing every kind of disease and every kind of sickness among the people.
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For all things are for your sakes, so that the grace which is spreading to more and more people may cause the giving of thanks to abound to the glory of God.
(2 Corinthians 4:15)

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@NASA@

@When NASA first started sending up astronauts,
@they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work
@in zero gravity.
@To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and
@\$12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity,
@upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including
@glass and at temperatures ranging from well below freezing
@to over 200 Celsius.

@The Russians used a pencil.

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But you are a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people for Godfs own possession, so that you may proclaim the excellencies of Him who has called you out of darkness into His marvelous light;
(1 Peter 2:9)

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@spoon@

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@Have you tried taking the spoon out?

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Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. - Harriet Tubman -

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PTROD
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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For You, O Lord, have made me glad by what You have done,
I will sing for joy at the works of Your hands.
(Psalm92:4)

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A little learning [knowledge] is a dangerous thing.
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Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful.
-- Annette Funicello
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gThe Lord is my strength and song,
And He has become my salvation;
This is my God, and I will praise Him;
My fatherfs God, and I will extol Him.
(Exodus15:2)

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@run off@

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We don't know because we don't want to know.
- Aldous Leonard Huxley
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Don't worry when you are not recognized, but strive to be worthy of recognition.
- Abraham Lincoln
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For the Son of Man has come to seek and to save that which was lost.h
(Luke19:10)

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When Jesus came to the place, He looked up and said to him, gZaccheus, hurry and come down, for today I must stay at your house.h
(Luke19:5)

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The Lord is near to all who call upon Him,
To all who call upon Him in truth.
(Psalm 145:18)

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@A husband and wife@

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@friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
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@relationship," the wife explained.
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@in theatre arts. He communicates real well and I just act
@like I'm listening."

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